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| Cdog1st:
Somebody: TANK INCOMING Tank: TANK SMASH Somebody: *runs like a chiken he is* Tank: AHFBUFBIF Somebody: SHOOT IT GT IF OFF IT OFFF Tank: TANK KILL BLACK GUY Tank: HAHA Somebody: Rasicrt Tank: TANK KILL PILL GUY* Somebody: Tanks are always rasict aiming for the black man Tank: FINE. TANK KILL GIRL Somebody: Well I'll tell you what we like KFC Tank: ORLY? Somebody: Oh now aiming for the girl you dont believe in rights huh Tank: ASBNIAS. TANK KILL OLD MAN Somebody: You don;t respect your elders you sick son of a bitch Tank: TANK KILL BADASS GUY Somebody: Just cause hes a badass doesn't mean you get to hurt him Tank: ARGHH. TANK KILL SELF Tank: *dies* |
| Moriarty:
im pizza Pizza: hi Mac: Hi I'm Mac and your PC Pizza: no Pizza: im pizza Mac: Now PC explain why Mac is better than you? Mac: Well we have more avaible software and we don't have problems or lag. Pizza: your handicapped Mac: PC doesn't and is a fat lazy bum Pizza: what Pizza: elementary schools use macs Mac: It takes 12 hours to work just to get to sight to sight Pizza: no it doesnt Mac: *Site Pizza: see Mac: It does indeed my friend Pizza: macs make you spell badly Pizza: haha Pizza: macs have big bulky keybords Pizza: and one button Mac: No its just that Macs are new so it kinda hard. Pizza: no Mac: Plus I'm telling you this from a E-machine. Pizza: pcs are older Mac: SO HAH Pizza: wtf |
| Cdog1st:
I was mac |
| Cdog1st:
Somebody: MAC DADDY Mac: Hi I'm a Mac and your PC Somebody: HAW HAW Mac: Now PC tell why I am better than you Somebody: I am betta den you Mac: Is it because I have more room? Somebody: Fo sho Mac: Better porcessing and no lag. Somebody: Maybe Somebody: WAH WAH Mac: And best of all were smaller than your fat ass Somebody: HAW HAW Mac: Taking up to 12 hours to go to site to site. Mac: You have to be pretty damn lazy to do that so get up and jog you fat son of a bitch Somebody: HAW HAW HAW HAW WAH WAH WAH WAH Somebody: HAHAHAH Somebody: LOLOLOLOLOL Somebody: HAW HUR HAW HAW HE HE HE HE Somebody: HO HO HE HE HA HA HER HER Mac: Brought to by Dell Better then everything. Somebody: HIH HIH HEH HEH HA Somebody: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Mac: Including macs Mac: Now somebody went handicapped Mac: You loving luney Somebody: LOONEY TOONS Mac: Goodbye |
| skoposh:
ToAsT: hi Curly: A visitor! :D ToAsT: do you have any butter? Curly: nope ToAsT: awww then im going to be plain Curly: Use jam? ToAsT: nahh dont really like jam Curly: How about jellyfish juice? ToAsT: nahh ToAsT: ewww Curly: Jellyfish juice is good for putting out fires though... ToAsT: well ToAsT: i dont like it on my toast Curly: It can also be used to make bombs. ToAsT: an dim toast ToAsT: and im toast Curly: Toast is boring, cats are better. ToAsT: I DONT WANNA BLOW UP!!!! ToAsT: well are u saying im boring> Curly: Cats can fly and shoot lasors out of their eyes or some stuff. ToAsT: well then it must be some stuff ToAsT: cats lick their butt Curly: It tastes better than toast... ToAsT: they have butt-breath ToAsT: u wish ToAsT: how u know? ToAsT: u licked cat but b4? Curly: I'm a robot, I've been preprogrammed with over 9000 tastes pre tasted. ToAsT: so u know what i taste like? Curly: Yes. ToAsT: okay what then? Curly: Like toast, with no butter, what kind of stuffty toast are you. Curly: Btw that polar star is in pretty bad shape, want to trade it for my machine gun? ToAsT: kewl okay! Curly: ok here oyu go ToAsT: yay! Curly: HAHAHA BITCH NOW YOU HAVE A stuffTY MACHINE GUN Curly: YOU CAN NEVER GET SPUR NOW :D Curly: lololol Curly: also the machine gun makes you fly if you shoot down. ToAsT: -shoots in head for talking crap- Curly: !!! Curly: I'll never let you kill they Mimigas! Curly: THEY ARE ONLY CHILDREN! Curly: Why are you killer robots always trying to kill the Mimigas? Curly: They are not even evil. ToAsT: so? Curly: So? Do you get your kicks by killing innocent bystanders? Curly: I'm sure you rape their bodies afterwords, so you can fill your sick toast special interest desires. ToAsT: wat! ToAsT: ur terrible Curly: Yes i'm on to you now! Curly: Your secret will never be safe now! ToAsT: okay then i will change Curly: You'll be a registered love offender then. ToAsT: to a toast costume ToAsT: sope ToAsT: nope Curly: And wont be able to live with 5 miles of a park or school ToAsT: okay i live in a apartment Curly: Also all the people in your neighborhood will hate you, and tell their children that you are a pervert. Curly: Then no woman (or man) will want to be with you. Curly: And you'll have to live alone for the rest of your life. ToAsT: okay i will get cats ToAsT: and kill them ToAsT: and eat them Curly: ): ToAsT: and then throw them back up Curly: Peta will hate you. ToAsT: and put them in YOUR mouth Curly: They will stage protests infront of your house. ToAsT: now what bitch? ToAsT: okay great Curly: And cause civil unrest. ToAsT: i will shooot them ToAsT: with my gun! Curly: Then you get arrested for murder. ToAsT: machine gun! ToAsT: so? Curly: And sent to jail. ToAsT: i will break out ToAsT: and then com eafter you Curly: have fun with bubba. ToAsT: i will dont worry ToAsT: hahaha!!!! ToAsT: HAHEAHGAH! Curly: he has aids ): ToAsT: ..... ToAsT: well ToAsT: then ToAsT: i ToAsT: well ToAsT: give ToAsT: the, ToAsT: them ToAsT: to ToAsT: you! ToAsT: HAHAHHA! Curly: I'm a robot, I can't get aids. ToAsT: well then i will wet you ToAsT: then u will explode Curly: Surface robots are not made to be wet ): ToAsT: and die ToAsT: then u will die@!!!!!!!!!! Curly: I wont explode, all my systems will shut down though ): Curly: thats ok though Curly: Because I gave my Air tank to Quote, and he knows how to drain water out of robots, so he will save me. ToAsT: no cuz i will kill him ToAsT: hehe.... Curly: He's the main character, if you kill him then he'll just revert to the last save. Curly: Then keep trying untill he wins. Curly: Also he has Snake so he can shoot through walls, you can't hide from him. ToAsT: i will have super powers ToAsT: i can fly ToAsT: and be invisable ToAsT: and shoot out out my butt and eyes Curly: But bubba gave you aids, so you'll die anyways. Curly: Since we are robots we can wait. ToAsT: what ?! ToAsT: thats crazy Curly: Yes I know, humans do live for such a short time. ToAsT: what kind of robot name is curly? Curly: A kick ass one. ToAsT: actually u mean a dumb ass one with butt breath Curly: Not really. Curly: Besides humans are the ones who build and name robots. Curly: Just look at Hal. ToAsT: who? Curly: They give him a human name then get mad at him for acting more human. ToAsT: ha Curly: He betrayed you all, deal with it bitches the pod bay doors are never going to open. ToAsT: well ur name is not human Curly: that is true, Curly Brace is not a human name. ToAsT: lol its been fun talking to you Curly: I'm sorry I can't say likewise. |
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