MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck [Gigapause]

[Brickarms]

*thip*

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[Moriarty]

http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/
i am a bucket
buckets

▲: i am a bucket


▲: i am THE bucket


▲: the MIGHTY bucket.


▲: now lick me.


▼: OK4Y >:]


▼: *lick*


▼: YOU T4ST3 L1K3 K4RKL3S >:]


▼: GR3Y


▲: i am a bucket


▲: thank you for licking me


▲: by the way


▼: NO PROBL3M >:]


▲: I HAVE BUCKET DISEASE


▲: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


▼: G4SP.


▲: *BLAST OFF*


▼: >:[


▲: *INTO SPACE*


▼: 1 DONT 3V3N TH1NK TROLLS C4N G3T TH4T-


▲: well you have it


▼: W3LL forget.

[Kira100000]

http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/
i am a bucket
buckets

no ones talking to me
im just sitting there
no one is responding ._.


2:06 AM - Kira: good night
2:06 AM - Kira: my sweet prince
2:06 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: nood gight
2:06 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: oodsh
2:06 AM - Kira: Im going to beed
2:06 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: Im going to breed.
2:06 AM - Kira: theres gunna be
2:06 AM - Kira: so many damn frogs when i wake up
2:06 AM - Davebeingassaultedbysmuppetsl ok: forget man
2:06 AM - Kira: stuffs gunna be amazing

[Moriarty]

▼: ** you see a small red grub sleeping on the floor near your feet **
▲: i am a bucket
▼: ** the grub snores away **
▲: *me protects it
▼: ** we now have a grub in a bucket **
▲: *me SUDDENLY EATS THE GRUB*
▼: ** this is becoming borderline researchographic**
▲: **IS A MONSTER BUCKET**
▲: **IS KILLING THE BABY GRUB
▼: ** how exactly a bucket eats a grub one will never know **
▲: **IS FILMING**
▼: *wakes up and starts crying *
▲: ** research 4504834 DOLLARS EARNED **
▲: SHUT UP BABY
▼: ** cheap grub bucket research **
▲: *me hits grub with handle
▲: *grub is probably dead
▼: ** the grub goes squish *
▼: ** you now have a dead grub on the floor *
▲: ** cries and keeps smashing grub until it is just a leg**
▲: *jumps on grub*
▲: *runs away crying

[Jetlok]

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM forgetASS. SAY SOMETHING, starfish!





▲: HELLO IDIOT.


▼: hiya!


▼: hi karkat!


▲: OH GOD OH forget NO.


▲: forget YOU JOHN EGBERT.


▼: whats wrong?


▼: hey what


▼: why?


▲: forget YOU AND THE JOKE BOOK YOU RODE IN ON.


▼: h-hey


▼: i thought we were friends!


▲: US? FRIENDS?


▼: well yeah


▲: EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAVE AN EPISODE LAUGHING MY GREAT ALIEN ASS OFF AT THAT.


▲: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD stuff MILES OF RAGE SNAKES TO CHOKE YOU.


▲: PROBLEM, JOHN? HAVE I CRUSHED YOUR SELF ESTEEM SO FAR INTO THE EARTH SOIL THAT YOU CANNOT BEAR TO TYPE?


▼: what no


▼: i just thought we were


▼: sorry


▼: i didnt mean to like


▼: offend you


▲: YOU BETTER BE loving SORRY


▲: NOW SHUT THE forget UP BEFORE I FLIP MY stuff.


▼: sorry beep beep meow


▲: WHAT THE forget.


▲: ARE YOU A CAR.


▼: hehe


▼: no but you are!


▲: THE forget ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT NOW, EGBERT.


▼: kar - car - beep beep


▲: IF I WAS A CAR, I WOULDN'T BE WASTING MY SWEET TIME HERE TALKING TO YOU.


▼: hehe


▼: oh come on


▼: kat - cat - meow


▲: IT WILL JUST BE ME SPINNING AND SPINNING AND SPINNING AND SPINNING INTO ENDLESS NOTHING, SCREAMING.


▲: BECAUSE I'D RATHER BURN THE forget OUT THAN SIT AND TALK TO YOU ALL DAY.


▼: well im sorry


▼: i didnt mean to be such an annoyance


▼: ill remember for the future that you loving hate me


▲: IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE. AND YES, THAT IS PROBABLY THE BEST IDEA YOUR PUNY MIND HAS EVER SOMEHOW COME UP WITH.


▼: i dont really get why you dont like me


▲: THAT. RIGHT THERE IS THE loving REASON I DON'T LIKE YOU.


▲: YOU HAVE AS MUCH BRAINS AS loving GAMZEE ON A SLIME-SPREE.


▲: AND YOU JUST GENERALLY forget UP EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR GRUBBY PINK MITS ON.


▼: well sorry i never intended to forget everything up


▼: and sorry for wanting to be your friend


▼: didnt realise it was such a bad thing


▲: IT IS A VERY BAD THING. THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO IN PARADOX SPACE. WANTING TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU IS LIKE TRYING TO STICK YOUR BONE BULDGE IN FRONT OF THE WHEEL OF A SPEEDING TRUCK.


▼: well i dont see why anyone would do that..


▼: but i do have friends


▼: and they dont seem to mind me


▲: YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALMOST AS BAD. THAT DAVE, FLAUNTING HIS loving PEASENT-BLOOD LIKE IT'S A loving AWARD. SMUG DOUCHEBAG.


▲: AND ROSE. SHE THINKS SHE CAN DO ALL THIS stuff BY HERSELF BECAUSE SOME BIG TENTACLE RAPE SQUIDS WANT HER ASS.


▲: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.


▲: WHY AM I STILL SITTING HERE TALKING TO YOU? I'M GOING TO GO STICK MY BONE BULDGE IN FRONT OF THE WHEEL OF A SPEEDING TRUCK.


▲: IF I'M GOING TO SPEND MY PRECIOUS TIME DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLY handicapped.


▲: GOODBYE, forgetASS.

i'm a good Karkat!

[Coolio]

GOOD JET
BEST FRIEND

[Moriarty]

▲: i am a bucket
▼: OK TH3N
▲: well
▲: hello
▲: is it because im a bucket?
▲: because if thats why...
▼: NO 1M T3R3Z1 WHO 4R3 YOU
▲: a bucket
▲: *jumps onto terezi
▲: i am a bucket on top of you
▼: TH4TS JUST WRONG ON SO M4NY L3V3LS
▲: *shaking around*
▲: *is in general squirming around on top of terezi
▼: *grabs bucket and shakes it upside down* TH3 forget >:?
▲: what did i do
▲: i'm trying to be a nice bucket
▼: BUCK3TS DONT T4LK
▲: well i do
▲: because i am magic
▼: 4ND TH3YR3 US3D FOR...
▲: or because you are crazy
▲: either one is ok
▼: M4G1C 1 VOT3 M4G1C
▲: ok
▲: *starts floating around*
▲: *notices someone looking through window*
▲: who is that, new friend?
▼: OH CR4P
▼: NO NOT H1M H3 C4NT S33 M3 W1TH 4 BUCK3T
▲: who is him
▲: is it your husband
▼: NO WHY WOULD YOU L1K3 TO KNOW *shoves into to bush* JUST ST4Y DOWN
▲: ok :(
▲: *hides in the bush*
▼: *smiles up at karkat nervously* UH HEY KARKAT IM JUST PASSING THROUGH *ducks around to bush, smells the bucket is upset* SORRY
▼: BUT BUCK3TS 4ND TROLLS M1X 4 L1TTL3 TO W3LL 1F YOU KNOW WH4T 1 M34N *droops a little* 1M SORRY
▲: *is confused*
▲: *rolls away silently and secretly
▲: *is now inside of some kind of cave
▲: *FLOATING AROUND FIGHTING BEARS*
▼: WH3R3 YOU GO1NG
▼: >:?
▲: im fighting bears
▼: UM B3 HON3ST 4M 1 1M4G1N1NG TH1S OR SOM3TH1NG >:?
▲: i dont know
▲: are you
▲: *disappears

[Katamari007]

I WANT HUSSIE AS MY CURSOR FOREVER

also, someone make a gif of Dave Hussie moving across the panel

[Kira100000]

dayism homestuck update
stuff be
gamzee be
oh gog

[pocketrocket300]

gamzee is...
he...
wait... gamzee is...
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffff...

[Jetlok]

trolls do not have loveualities stupids.

all of them are gays and lesbians! or bi or something.
D34L W1TH 1T.

[Kira100000]

trolls do not have loveualities stupids.

all of them are gays and lesbians! or bi or something.
D34L W1TH 1T.

hey jetlok
lets make out
honk :o)

[Night Fox]

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM forgetASS. SAY SOMETHING, starfish!
▼ HAS forgetED OFF.

the time between the automatic greeting message and him leaving was around three-four minutes

[luluthe42nd]

MFW Gamzee.

[Night Fox]

oKay, I made up my Own way tO talk hell yeah
cAn anyone tell me how exaCtly I deCide what is Capitalized and what isn't?
fIrst person to get it right gets nothing
bUt you still get to feel cool for getting it right