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Author Topic: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck [Gigapause]  (Read 611065 times)

>go to the URL BettyCrocker posted on Delirous Biznasty
>redirected to Youyube video
>lolwut

>go to the URL BettyCrocker posted on Delirous Biznasty
>redirected to Youyube video
>lolwut
is late
go to the tinyurl
get laughs
is not late

>go to the URL BettyCrocker posted on Delirous Biznasty
>redirected to Youyube video
>lolwut
all the comments on Miracles are now Homestuck.
"Thumbs up if Betty Crocker brought you here."

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He made it terminal by spawning the one thing which would lead to the entire ruining of the session.

Here's the timeline:

Betty Crocker sends Dave a URL for the Miracles video.

Dave retalks to a Past Gamzee in the future. He sends Gamzee this link.

Gamzee pretty much goes off the deep end because of this video. In addition to his sobering rage spree:

He spawns the Harlequin doll in John's Dream Room that causes John to Scribble all over his posters with Clowns.

Dad assumes this means John is BANANAS about Clowns and thus fills his house with them. In addition, he buys John a Harlequin for his birthday.

The Harlequin is prototyped.

This gives Propitians and Dersites silly harlequin outfits. Jack is driven crazy by this outfit (Mostly the hats), and is Driven from just hating the Black Queen as usual to murdering her.

Thus, the session is ruined.


In addition, it's implied Gamzee does the same "Subconcious spawning" with Cal, making a Dream Cal.

This is thrown out the window by Rose, which lands on a hoverboard and is sent to the ectobiology lab.

He is sent back in time with Bro to become the "Real Cal".

Cal is taken by Jack, who takes it with him to the Troll Universe.

Jack pulls Cal out on Aradiabot, who goes back in time to when Aradia finds her Frog Ruins.

She gives it to Kanaya, who dresses Cal up in Felt clothes.

It is eventually found by Gamzee, and then Terezi. In addition, he is also used by the Felt Stage to make Doc Scratch.

tl;dr: Alot of things are Gamzee's fault which is Dave's fault which is Betty Crocker's fault.
credit to Cervos  on the mspa forums for typing all that out
just thought you guys should read it

So if the whole thing is Karkat's fault, does that mean...

KARKAT IS BETTY CROCKER!!!

Goddamn it Betty
I am never going to eat your products ever again.

i wonder how the actual betty crocker would react to homestuck.

So if the whole thing is Karkat's fault, does that mean...

KARKAT IS BETTY CROCKER!!!
Actually the whole thing is Betty Crockers fault
she sent the link to past dave
who sent it to future/past? gamzee
gamzee raged
made cancer terminal
stuff forgeted up

Goddamn it Betty
I am never going to eat your products ever again.
you want this cake

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