i was bored and had nothing else to do
so i decided to become Riddler like a normal person would do in this situation
This is a safe for work chat.
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FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < I ÄM ÄDÖLF Riddler
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < CÖMMÄNDER ÖF THE THIRD REICH
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WHÖ ÄRE YÖÜ, ßRÖWN TEXT ßÖY
AT: gOOD TO KNOW,
AT: i'M tAVROS nITRAM,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < HELLÖ TÄVRÖS NIPTRÄNNY.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < HÖW ÄRE YÖÜ DÖING ÖN THIS FINE GERMÄN DÄY?
AT: wHAT IS A gERMAN DAY?
AT: i'M DOING PRETTY WELL, aNYWAY,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < Ä GERMÄN DÄY IS Ä FÄNTÄSTIC DÄY FÜLL ÖF LÖVELY ßÖYS ÄND GIRLS
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄLL ÖF THEM WITH ßLÖNDE HÄIR ÄND ßLÜE EYES
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < THE TRÜE FÜTÜRE ÖF THE ÜNIVERSE
AT: oH, oKAY,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄNYWÄY, I'M GLÄD TÖ HEÄR THÄT YÖÜ'RE DÖING WELL, NIPTRÄNNY.
AT: iT'S nITRAM,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < NITRÄIN, RIGHT.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < MY ÄPÖLÖGIES.
AT: nITRAM,
AT: lIKE NI,
AT: tHEN TEAM,
AT: *TRAM
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÖKÄY THEN, TÄVRÖS NITRÄM. I ÄM SÖRRY FÖR MISSPELLING YÖÜR NÄME.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < IT'S JÜST THÄT I ÄM SÖ ÄNGRY
AT: iT'S ALL GOOD,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < I'M Ä REÄLLY NICE PERSÖN, YÖÜ KNÖW
AT: wHY ARE YOU ANGRY?
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ßÜT EVERYÖNE HÄS THE WRÖNG IDEÄ
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < THEY THINK I'M ÄN EVIL MÜRDERER
AT: aRE YOU AN EVIL MURDERER,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WELL YES
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ßÜT IT'S STILL MEÄN TÖ THINK ÖF THINGS LIKE THÄT
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < DÖN'T YÖÜ ÄGREE?
AT: i GUESS SO,
AT: bUT IF IT'S TRUE, yOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÖH, I'M NÖT ßLÄMING THEM.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < I'M KILLING THEM. THERE'S Ä DIFFERENCE.
AT: uHH,
AT: tHAT'S GREAT,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < TÄKE NÖTES, NITRÄM ßÖY. THIS WILL ßE IMPÖRTÄNT FÖR WHEN YÖÜ DECIDE TÖ ßE Ä MÜRDERÖÜS DÖÜCHEßÄG.
AT: wHEN AM i GONNA DO THAT?
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÖH, THE TIME WILL CÖME.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < I CÄN TELL YÖÜ THE SIGNS, IF YÖÜ ÄRE INTERESTED.
AT: wHAT SIGNS,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < THE SIGNS THÄT YÖÜ WILL ßECÖME Ä MÜRDERÖÜS KILLING DÖÜCHEßÄG.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < THE FIRST ÄND MÖST IMPÖRTÄNT SIGN IS THÄT YÖÜ WILL MEET Ä ßEÄÜTIFÜL WÖMÄN.
AT: oKAY,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < SHE WILL SECRETLY ßE EVIL. ÄND Ä MÜRDERÖÜS DÖÜCHEßÄG.
AT: i KNOW A FEW OF THEM,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < SHE WILL TEÄCH YÖÜ HER WÄYS ÖF ßEING Ä MÜRDERÖÜS DÖÜCHEßÄG, ÄND THEN YÖÜ WILL LEÄRN FRÖM HER
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄND YÖÜ WILL LEÄRN TÖ LÖVE ßEING Ä MÜRDERÖÜS DÖÜCHEßÄG.
AT: aRE YOU IMPLYING i'M GONNA BE vRISKA'S APPRENTICE,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < I HÄVE NÖ IDEÄ WHÖ VRISKÄ IS.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < DÖES SHE HÄVE ßLÜE EYES?
AT: sHE WILL, wHEN SHE'S AN ADULT,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < SPLENDID
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < YÖÜ ßETTER GÖ ÄFTER THIS VRISKÄ WÖMÄN
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < LEÄRN HER MÜRDERÖÜS WÄYS
AT: i'D RATHER NOT,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WHY IS THIS.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄRE YÖÜ REFÜSING THE DEMÄNDS ÖF THE FÜHRER?
AT: yEAH, pRETTY MUCH,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < THÄT'S IT
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WHERE DÖ YÖÜ LIVE, ßÖY
AT: aLTERNIA,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < NÖT ÄNYMÖRE, ßÖY.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < IN Ä FEW HÖÜRS, MY NÄZIS WILL ESCÖRT YÖÜ STRÄIGHT TÖ HELL!
AT: wHAT DO YOU MEAN,
AT: hOW WILL THEY FIND WHERE ON aLTERNIA i LIVE,
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FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WE WILL GÖ DÖÖR TÖ DÖÖR ÄND MÜRDER EVERYÖNE THERE.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄLL ÖF YÖÜR LÖVED ÖNES WILL PERISH.
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄND IT WILL ßE ßLÖÖDY. ÄND FÜCKING WÖNDERFÜL.
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AT: iT'S A PLANET, iT'S HUGE,
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FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < Ä PLÄNET
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WHÄT
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AT: tHAT'S WHAT IT IS,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄRE YÖÜ SÄYING THÄT YÖÜ'RE ÄN ÄLIEN
AT: aRE YOU A TROLL?
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WHÄT IS Ä TRÖLL.
AT: tHEN i'M AN ALIEN,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < THIS IS RIDICÜLÖÜS
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < YÖÜ ÄRE JÜST TRYING TÖ THRÖW ME ÖFF
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < WHERE DÖ YÖÜ ÄCTÜÄLLY LIVE, ßÖY
AT: i ALREADY SAID, aLTERNIA,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < YÖÜ ÄRE LÜCKY WE ÄRE SEPÄRÄTED ßY Ä MÖNITÖR.
AT: hOW DID YOU KNOW i WAS A BOY, aNYWAY
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < I ÄSSÜMED.
AT: *aNYWAY,
AT: oH, oKAY,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÄSSÜMPTIÖNS ÄRE HÖW YÖÜ GET THRÖÜGH LIFE, ßÖY
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < TÄKE NÖTES, NIPTRÄN.
AT: aRE THEY?
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ÖF CÖÖÖÜRSE
AT: oKAY THEN,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < YÖÜ KNÖW WHÄT ßÖY, I SHÖÜLD NÖT ßE SHÄRING LIFE LESSÖNS WITH Ä LYING CHILD
AT: i'M TAKING NOTES,
AT: i'M NOT LYING,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ESPECIÄLLY TÖ THE FÜÜÜHREEERRR
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < DIDN'T YÖÜR PÄRENTS TELL YÖÜ NÖT TÖ LIE?
AT: hOW DO YOU KNOW i'M A CHILD,
AT: i COULD BE LIKE 15 SWEEPS FOR ALL YOU KNOW,
FÜHRER: 卐 + ✡ = ☠ < ßECÄÜSE YÖÜ ÄRE SILLY ÄND ÄCT LIKE Ä CHILD.
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