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FML stories
Wynd_Fox:
I saved it as a .gif, I thought.
Nightmare-Duckie:
--- Quote ---Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my rooster. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently forgeted a spider. FML
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Robo Noob:
Today I was dueling with Darth Vader when he chopped my hand off. He proceeded to tell me he was my father. FML
Wynd_Fox:
Robo, you just won the thread.
Chrono:
I woke up well rested in the morning, and had a wonderful breakfast. I hop in my very nice car, and drive off to my successful job. My boss calls me to talk to him, and it turns out I got promoted. Everyone there was happy for me. After working at the job I love, I drive home to see so many happy faces in the world. Successful lives down the road I drive home. I get out of my car and proceed to tell my wife about my promotion. She is excited for me and tells me I get a night surprise. I enjoy a wonderful meal, my favorite of course, and proceed to recieve my excellent surprise, which I enjoyed. FML