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Unwritten Calender:


--- Quote from: Chrono on October 12, 2009, 11:56:02 PM ---I woke up well rested in the morning, and had a wonderful breakfast. I hop in my very nice car, and drive off to my successful job. My boss calls me to talk to him, and it turns out I got promoted. Everyone there was happy for me. After working at the job I love, I drive home to see so many happy faces in the world. Successful lives down the road I drive home. I get out of my car and proceed to tell my wife about my promotion. She is excited for me and tells me I get a night surprise. I enjoy a wonderful meal, my favorite of course, and proceed to recieve my excellent surprise, which I enjoyed. FML

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How is that FML?

Chrono:

That's the point.

pixl:


--- Quote from: Chrono on October 12, 2009, 11:56:02 PM ---I woke up well rested in the morning, and had a wonderful breakfast. I hop in my very nice car, and drive off to my successful job. My boss calls me to talk to him, and it turns out I got promoted. Everyone there was happy for me. After working at the job I love, I drive home to see so many happy faces in the world. Successful lives down the road I drive home. I then out of no where hit a deaf kid playing in the road. He is now in a coma FML

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Chrono:

Bitch went offline. FML

Nightzet467:


--- Quote from: Chrono on October 13, 2009, 12:38:06 AM ---Bitch went offline. FML

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a common FML

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