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| Dodger:
1. The boogey man checks his closet before he goes to bed for Chuck norris. 2. Chuck norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 3. A handicapped parking spot is not really for the disabled, but for Chuck Norris and if you park there, you will be handicapped 4. Chuck norris once ate a cake so fast his friends couldnt tell him there was a stripper in there 5. FAMOUS ONE: Chuck norris is so strong that when he does a push up, he doesnt push himself up but pushes earth away from him I will now hide under my bed because chuck norris will look for me. Post some other Chuck Norris facts. |
| General Nick:
Chuck Norris went to the center of the galaxy and back, to pick up some food from Taco Bell. |
| Chrono:
Aye dems chukky jokes are ol' an borin' |
| Leafsoo7:
Chuck Norris fought Jesus and won |
| -Mike-:
chuck norris jokes are lame and he is an old actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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