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Chuck Norris-isms
Dodger:
1. The boogey man checks his closet before he goes to bed for Chuck norris.
2. Chuck norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3. A handicapped parking spot is not really for the disabled, but for Chuck Norris and if you park there, you will be handicapped
4. Chuck norris once ate a cake so fast his friends couldnt tell him there was a stripper in there
5. FAMOUS ONE: Chuck norris is so strong that when he does a push up, he doesnt push himself up but pushes earth away from him
I will now hide under my bed because chuck norris will look for me. Post some other Chuck Norris facts.
General Nick:
Chuck Norris went to the center of the galaxy and back, to pick up some food from Taco Bell.
Chrono:
Aye dems chukky jokes are ol' an borin'
Leafsoo7:
Chuck Norris fought Jesus and won
-Mike-:
chuck norris jokes are lame
and he is an old actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!