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| Healbadbad:
--- Quote from: Unwritten Calender on October 17, 2009, 11:13:43 AM ---Chuck norris's balls are made of steel. --- End quote --- that's duke, dumbass. chuck norris has titanium |
| Mega713:
Chuck Norris was working on his truck once, but he accidently cut himself, and a drop of blood fell into the gas tank of the truck. That truck today... is known as Optimus Prime. |
| Klax:
--- Quote from: Mega713 on October 17, 2009, 06:54:14 PM ---Chuck Norris was working on his truck once, but he accidently cut himself, and a drop of blood fell into the gas tank of the truck. That truck today... is known as Optimus Prime. --- End quote --- I heard it like this... Chuck Norris was driving his truck on the highway, so he took a pee on the engine...we now know this vehicle as Optimus Prime |
| Tom Gunn:
Chuck norris never had to shoot anyone because they were gone when he drew a pistol. |
| Dr.Block:
Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the back of the head, he kicks you in the back of the face. |
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