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Chuck Norris-isms
Healbadbad:
--- Quote from: Unwritten Calender on October 17, 2009, 11:13:43 AM ---Chuck norris's balls are made of steel.
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that's duke, dumbass.
chuck norris has titanium
Mega713:
Chuck Norris was working on his truck once, but he accidently cut himself, and a drop of blood fell into the gas tank of the truck.
That truck today... is known as Optimus Prime.
Klax:
--- Quote from: Mega713 on October 17, 2009, 06:54:14 PM ---Chuck Norris was working on his truck once, but he accidently cut himself, and a drop of blood fell into the gas tank of the truck.
That truck today... is known as Optimus Prime.
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I heard it like this...
Chuck Norris was driving his truck on the highway, so he took a pee on the engine...we now know this vehicle as Optimus Prime
Tom Gunn:
Chuck norris never had to shoot anyone because they were gone when he drew a pistol.
Dr.Block:
Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the back of the head, he kicks you in the back of the face.