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| Klax:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 19, 2009, 06:36:05 PM ---What's that even mean, anyhow? --- End quote --- Idk...i used "fap" at school and every one was "dude...its called jacking off..." so im leik wut eva! |
| Chrono:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 19, 2009, 05:09:49 PM ---1. Why? That's not healthy. 2. " " 3. You're a loving idiot. 4. ... 5. You aren't cool because you put yourself through suffering, all that does it make people see you as insane! Seriously, getting hurt =/= cool. --- End quote --- huurrrr |
| Nightmare-Duckie:
1) Walk to bathroom 2) Close and lock door 3) Find a towel 4) Hang it up 5) Get undressed 6) Spend 5 minutes complimenting myself on my body 7) Examine pubes 8) Say "I'll shave them later" 9) Use toilet 10) Start water 11) Make the water the perfect warmth 12) Step in shower 13) Lay out everything I need for cleaning myself 14) Stand in the water for a bit thinking about the world and everything 15) Pour dandruff shampoo:( into hand 16) Spread it around my head 17) Let it sit while thinking about the world some more 18) Rinse it out 19) Sit in the water 20) Think about all the girls I would want to get with 21) Fap out the thoughts 22) Remember that I didn't flush the toilet 23) Get out soaking wet 24) Flush toilet 25) Hop back into burning water 26) Have the water go back down to normal warmth 27) Rinse teeth in the water 28) Find body soap 29) Rub the soap everywhere 30) Get another boner from rubbing 31) Let that boner go away 32) Piss 33) Drop the soap 34) While bending over to pick it up, think about prison 35) Think of a joke to play on people the next day at school 36) Switch into scientific thinking mode 37) Have the hot water run out 38) Gritting my teeth to continue in the freezing shower 39) Tell myself that there are people in the world that would kill for a shower this hot 40) Jump out 41) Whine about how my hair looks better when wet 42) Wrap towel around myself 43) Run to my room 44) Put on some pajama pants and any shirt i can find 45) Get a snack 46) Turn on my computer 47) Type in "Blockland Forums" in Google 48) Go to the Off Topic section 49) Find a topic, read and type a reply there 50) Press send I currently have the longest list :D |
| Klax:
--- Quote from: Nightmare-Duckie on October 19, 2009, 07:16:54 PM ----eidt- I currently have the most pointless list :D --- End quote --- Fixed |
| Visage:
--- Quote from: Nightmare-Duckie on October 19, 2009, 07:16:54 PM ---34) While bending over to pick it up, think about prison 35) Get another boner --- End quote --- That is what I was expecting, you disappointed me. |
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