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Shower routines
Unwritten Calender:
Soap.
Enjoy the water.
Shampoo.
Conditioner.
The end.
Anti-Block:
--- Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 10:59:25 PM ---1. Get in shower.
2. Clean self, making sure to soap up star fish.
3. Get boner.
4. Fap, and poke finger in lubricated star fish.
5. Wash, rinse, repeat. (Pun intended.)
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star fish.
PLUS G.
EQUALS ANGUS.
Otis Da HousKat:
I always take a full shower in the morning. At night it's just a quick rinse off with a bit of soap around various places.
A.R.C.:
--- Quote from: Otis Da HousKat on October 17, 2009, 11:01:42 PM ---a bit of soap around various places.
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--- Quote from: A.R.C. on October 17, 2009, 10:59:57 PM ---
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block dude:
--- Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 10:59:25 PM ---1. Get in shower.
2. Clean self, making sure to soap up star fish.
3. Get boner.
4. Fap, and poke finger in lubricated star fish.
5. Wash, rinse, repeat. (Pun intended.)
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i cant stop loling