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| Kalphiter:
--- Quote from: Inv3rted on September 26, 2009, 06:38:37 PM ---can i tuch ur star fish --- End quote --- --- Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 10:59:25 PM ---1. Get in shower. 2. Clean self, making sure to soap up star fish. 3. Get boner. 4. Fap, and poke finger in lubricated star fish. 5. Wash, rinse, repeat. (Pun intended.) --- End quote --- I sense you're immature often. |
| Justin K.:
--- Quote from: Bones4 on October 17, 2009, 11:04:46 PM ---I l'dol. --- End quote --- lol'd backwards? Lol |
| Bisjac:
1 whitener pre mouthwash as i get in shower 2 shave face in shower with that gay little makeup mirror 3 trim pubes if needed 4 body wash 5 color protector conditioner 6 shampoo - get out - 7 brush teef 8 2nd mouthwash, alcohol one 9 touch up tweeze unibrow 10 deodorant 11 hair spray 12 guy body spray that smells perty |
| Kalphiter:
--- Quote from: Bones4 on October 17, 2009, 11:04:46 PM ---I l'dol. --- End quote --- I d'lol* |
| WhatevaGuy:
--- Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 11:06:22 PM ---Moral: it is now, friend. --- End quote --- Agh, I suppose it is. Damn. |
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