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Shower routines
Netwars4:
I will do this in a narrative form.
[enter Netwars4]
And so, he brushed his teeth, twice.
Once without toothpaste, so he could get the junk from dinner out.
Second with toothpaste, and then rinse with Listerine.
Then he turns on the shower.
After this he takes a piss.
With much patience and time, the shower begins to heat up, and so does he.
He takes off his pants precarious- No.
All he does is just get in the shower, fully clothed.
He then takes off his clothes in the shower, and then hangs them on the door so nobody can see his genitalia.
Then he wets his face, and applies acne soap that is actually meant for his sister, but she never uses it. So he does. Yippee.
Then he applies some soap.
After that he washes his face.
He gets out of the shower...
..dries off...
and watches research, then sleeps.
Completely accurate.
DrMobius:
--- Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 11:06:22 PM ---Moral: it is now, friend.
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pretty much
Niblic:
* Open maximum security curtains
* Activate hot water
* Set hot water to 60%
* Fall asleep then fall on the shower floor like a drunken spastic
pixl:
--- Quote from: TacticGamer on October 18, 2009, 01:26:35 AM ---
* Open maximum security curtains
* Activate hot water
* Set hot water to 60%
* Fall asleep then fall on the shower floor like a drunken spasticYou have to learn how to fall asleep while keeping your balance
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Tremrist:
--- Quote from: A.R.C. on October 17, 2009, 10:59:57 PM ---
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Lol'd