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Shower routines
sir dooble:
--- Quote from: Inv3rted on October 19, 2009, 12:04:12 PM ---What's the point then?
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--- Quote from: Makingblah on October 18, 2009, 07:27:22 AM ---turn off shower and fap till i cum
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He's saving for the Finale.
Turn on shower, not paying attention to temperature.
Naked myself up.
Jump into shower.
Scold myself with the hot water, that I didn't know was so hot.
Jump out of the shower.
Slowly creep back into shower.
Apply shower gel to hands, and then to the body.
Rub.
Rub.
Rinse.
Rub.
Apply Shampoo to hands, and then to hair, and finally to eyes.
Lather it up.
Lather up my hair.
Rinse and repeat the shampooing process.
Exit shower.
Dry off with towel.
Head to the bedroom, for a fresh pare of clothes.
Done.
Inv3rted:
There's no point of fapping and not ejaculating, no matter what.
Big Brother:
--- Quote from: Slugger on October 17, 2009, 11:13:26 PM ---9. Use the toilet
10. Apply my smell good stuff
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:cookieMonster:
Also,
--- Quote from: XRobo on October 18, 2009, 03:39:24 AM ---Fap
Fap
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You don't know the meaning,
--- Quote from: Makingblah on October 18, 2009, 07:27:22 AM ---fap, but not cum
turn off shower and fap till i cum
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You're a cigarette
Sins:
...Get naked...
get in turn the water on let it get steaming hot stand their for ten mins,
shampoo my hair and, rinse it out,then brush my teeth.(yes i do that while im in the shower, sucks when you accidently spit on your naughty bits)
turn the water to a cooler temp, stand there for five mins,
start scrubbing myself raw with body wash and a washing cloth,
make the water a little cooler,
stand there another five mins.
Turns the water off get dry.
lol pervert
Visage:
I stand for 30 minutes running through "what if" scenarios like what if today I learned how to freeze time (which would lead to me planning lots of rapes). Then I snap out of it and go OH stuff and accidentally use soap in my hair and shampoo on my body in a rush to finish.