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| Spockticus:
Take of clothes Turn on water Adjust to warmth Scare off however many walruses there are Wash hair Wash body Get out Kindly motion the walruses back in Put on clothes Turn off water |
| Klax:
Get naked. Turn on water. get in watter. put stuff in hair. wash body. wash face. rinse hair. turn off water. dry off. get dressed. |
| JJA0:
1. Enter bathroom 2. Take stuff 3. Continue taking extremely long stuff 4. Finish stuff 5. Undress 6. Get into shower 7. Turn on water and feel frezeing water on feet 8. Jump out 9. Adjust water from outside tub 10. Activate shower-head 11. Get back into shower 12. Slowly creep into stream of water 13. Apply soap/conditioner 14. Get body soap out of cabinet because my mom used it all again 15. Mutter 16. Return to shower 17. Take piss because i forgot to before starting shower 18. ahhhhh 19. Soap body avoiding eyes 20. Drop soap on foot 21. Slip on the soap 22. Hit head against wall 23. Swear 24. Clean body 25. God dam conditioner is burning my head now 26. Wash of conditioner 27. Stand in shower for a few min 28. Slip on godam soap that fell again 29. Avoid getting hurt 30. Turn off shower avoiding the loving soap that is trying to kill me 31. Impale soap to wall so it doesn’t fall again 32. Get out of shower 33. Remember I left my towel in the computer room when i was getting my clothes 34. Swear 35. Swear some more 35. Streak through house to get towel 36. Retrieved towel 37. Return to bathroom 38. Dry off 39. Get dressed 40. Brush teeth and hair |
| Visage:
--- Quote from: Jaymz on October 19, 2009, 05:07:32 PM ----Get in - get it as hot as loving possible - watch my skin burn - wash my hair NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN - body wash - get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is. feels good man. --- End quote --- I always get my shower to max hotness the cold is completely off after 15 minutes of slowly building my tolerance, I dunno if it is as hot as other people's would be with the cold turned all the way off, but I am bright red when I get out. |
| Caution:
1) Enter bathroom. 2) Close door. 3) Open drawer. 4) Grab toothpaste. 5) Grab toothbrush. 6) Set both on counter. 7) Get naked. 8) Turn on shower. 9) Wait for warm water. 10) Step into shower. 11) Adjust water temperature. 12) Spritz shampoo into hand. 13) Rub shampoo into scalp. 14) Rinse. 15) Grab loofa. 16) Spritz body wash onto loofa. 17) Scrub body. 18) Rinse body. 19) Grab toothpaste and toothbrush. 20) Put toothpaste on toothbrush. 21) Get brush wet. 22) Insert into mouth. 23) Brush. 24) Spit. 25) Face water, insert water into mouth. 26) Spit. 27) Repeat rinse of mouth. 28) Stand there for three minutes thinking. 29) Turn off water. 30) Pull back curtain. 31) Step out. 32) Grab towel, pat dry. I could go into more detail. |
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