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Shower routines
Spockticus:
Take of clothes
Turn on water
Adjust to warmth
Scare off however many walruses there are
Wash hair
Wash body
Get out
Kindly motion the walruses back in
Put on clothes
Turn off water
Klax:
Get naked.
Turn on water.
get in watter.
put stuff in hair.
wash body.
wash face.
rinse hair.
turn off water.
dry off.
get dressed.
JJA0:
1. Enter bathroom
2. Take stuff
3. Continue taking extremely long stuff
4. Finish stuff
5. Undress
6. Get into shower
7. Turn on water and feel frezeing water on feet
8. Jump out
9. Adjust water from outside tub
10. Activate shower-head
11. Get back into shower
12. Slowly creep into stream of water
13. Apply soap/conditioner
14. Get body soap out of cabinet because my mom used it all again
15. Mutter
16. Return to shower
17. Take piss because i forgot to before starting shower
18. ahhhhh
19. Soap body avoiding eyes
20. Drop soap on foot
21. Slip on the soap
22. Hit head against wall
23. Swear
24. Clean body
25. God dam conditioner is burning my head now
26. Wash of conditioner
27. Stand in shower for a few min
28. Slip on godam soap that fell again
29. Avoid getting hurt
30. Turn off shower avoiding the loving soap that is trying to kill me
31. Impale soap to wall so it doesn’t fall again
32. Get out of shower
33. Remember I left my towel in the computer room when i was getting my clothes
34. Swear
35. Swear some more
35. Streak through house to get towel
36. Retrieved towel
37. Return to bathroom
38. Dry off
39. Get dressed
40. Brush teeth and hair
Visage:
--- Quote from: Jaymz on October 19, 2009, 05:07:32 PM ----Get in
- get it as hot as loving possible
- watch my skin burn
- wash my hair NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN
- body wash
- get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is.
feels good man.
--- End quote ---
I always get my shower to max hotness the cold is completely off after 15 minutes of slowly building my tolerance, I dunno if it is as hot as other people's would be with the cold turned all the way off, but I am bright red when I get out.
Caution:
1) Enter bathroom.
2) Close door.
3) Open drawer.
4) Grab toothpaste.
5) Grab toothbrush.
6) Set both on counter.
7) Get naked.
8) Turn on shower.
9) Wait for warm water.
10) Step into shower.
11) Adjust water temperature.
12) Spritz shampoo into hand.
13) Rub shampoo into scalp.
14) Rinse.
15) Grab loofa.
16) Spritz body wash onto loofa.
17) Scrub body.
18) Rinse body.
19) Grab toothpaste and toothbrush.
20) Put toothpaste on toothbrush.
21) Get brush wet.
22) Insert into mouth.
23) Brush.
24) Spit.
25) Face water, insert water into mouth.
26) Spit.
27) Repeat rinse of mouth.
28) Stand there for three minutes thinking.
29) Turn off water.
30) Pull back curtain.
31) Step out.
32) Grab towel, pat dry.
I could go into more detail.