Chewing gum. WHAT THE forget IS UP WITH THAT? YOU WANT SOMETHING STRAWBERRY FLAVORED GO EAT A STRAWBERRY YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEW IT LIKE A loving SEMI-handicapped COW FOR 2 HOURS AFTER THE FLAVORS GONE. JESUS loving CHRIST.
Edit: Also semicolons, what the forget is up with those things in anything other than scripting?
Double edit: Rap music. 'nuff said.