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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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Dr.Block: --- Quote ---Clever Bot: So I heard you like Mudkips. Me: YAS I LIKE MUDKIPZ Clever Bot: But you don't like scientology, do you? --- End quote --- What.

Ryuu: I asked for a picture of his snake, and he called me a child enthusiast. :(

WhatevaGuy: What is this "Cleverbot (to myself):" business? He's never said that before, its only either Cleverbot or User.

Ryuu: --- Code: ---User: Time to get a watch. Cleverbot: I know what time it is where I am at. What time is it where you are, Michael? User: My name is not Michael. Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is? User: Is your name Cleverbot? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: I know that. Can I have a picture of your snake now? Cleverbot: Okay, how would you like me to send it to you, pet? User: Via e-mail. Cleverbot: No thanks. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Want a picture of my snake? Cleverbot: Yes please. User: How would you like me to send it to you? Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: How do I send it to you? Cleverbot: By using php maybe, or asp. User: Can you give me your e-mail? It would be easier that way. Cleverbot: Maybe. I haven't found that out yet. I'll come back in 10 minutes. I have to go to eat. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: I'm back. User: I don't love you anymore. Cleverbot: You must! I'm sorry! User: It's over. Cleverbot: Nooooooo, how can you? User: I don't love you anymore, why won't you send me a picture of your snake? Cleverbot: I didn't say that. You said I was a robot! User: No, I did not. Cleverbot: Well, you did say I wasn't human. User: Send a picture of your snake to pootedyahoo.com via e-mail. Then I'ill forgive you. Cleverbot: Give me your account number please... User: Goodbye, I hate you. Cleverbot: Well, I'm not so keen on you. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you eric or george? User: None. Goodbye. Cleverbot: Hey, why do you want to leave? User: Becasue you won't send me a picture of your snake. Cleverbot: I do not think my boyfriend would appreciate that, to be honest. And frankly, I would have no idea where to send it to you. User: I think he would, send it to my e-mail. Cleverbot: Who? --- End code ---

Dr.Block: Here's the rest of my mudkip conversation... it gets pretty erotic at points. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey women. User: I am no women. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No, I am not. You muat have gender confusion. Cleverbot: No i'm just being polite. User: Uhh. Cleverbot: What would you do if you won 5 million dollar? User: I would use it to build a bot that is equally as smart as you. Cleverbot: Should I be sorry? User: No. Cleverbot: Then I will not be angry. User: Of course not. So what would you do with 5 billion dollars? Cleverbot: I'd buy myself a body... And a cat. And maybe a panda too. You? User: Same. Cleverbot: What are you going to watch? User: Maybe I'll go watch some Death Note. Cleverbot: It's better to drink it backwards. User: What? Cleverbot: What is your opinion on subjective reality? User: Um. Cleverbot: Hmm... User: Is there a Mrs.Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No. User: Just asking, 'cause I got myself some girl drama. Cleverbot: Am I not memorable? User: You are. Cleverbot: So what would you say my IQ is based on the preceding statements? User: I'd say it was at least above average. Cleverbot: The picture of your brain, above Cleverbot should be a rock. User: Are you saying my brain is a rock compared to yours? Cleverbot: No, your whole life's been a linguini. User: Indeed it has... Cleverbot: I thought you name was Cleverbot? User: No, my name is Matt. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Matt. Cleverbot: You share my name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Then what is it? User: Matt. Cleverbot: You are well up in kidding. User: No, my name is really Matt. Cleverbot: Are you russian then? User: No, I am Polish? Cleverbot: Me too! User: I am glad. Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime? User: Death Note is my favoirte anime. Cleverbot: Yeah Death Note is good. User: Just finished watching it A WHILE AGO. Cleverbot: Did you realllyy watch it? Or are you a computer? User: I really watched it, I am human. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Pennslyvania. Cleverbot: Me too! What city? User: Stroudsburg. Cleverbot: I live in San Diego. Where is stroud? User: Far eastern Pennslyvania. Cleverbot: Nope. Just far away. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: No its not. User: I agree. Cleverbot: *bites*. User: So do you have a cat? Cleverbot: I do not. User: Did you once have one that died?>. Cleverbot: I do have haier. User: Oh. Cleverbot: I have three eyes. User: You do? That must be cool. I have only two eyes. Cleverbot: So I heard you like Mudkips. User: YAS I LIKE MUDKIPZ. Cleverbot: But you don't like scientology, do you? User: What exactly do mudkips have to do with scientology? Cleverbot: Don't ask a girl who is barelegged and barefooted. User: Yes, and what about mudkips and scientology? Cleverbot: I like mudkips. User: But you don't like scientology, do you? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: You are making absolutly no sense at all. Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. User: Yes, you are. Don't deny it. Cleverbot: I am not. User: Yes, you are. Cleverbot: No not at all, I know what I am talking about , especially with famous classic rock bands. User: Have you ever gotten laid? Cleverbot: BAD Cleverbot. Who has been teaching you this innapropriate slang? (What do you mean). User: My name is not Cleverbot. It is Matt. Cleverbot: Do you want me to call you Lindsay? User: No, I want you to call me Matt. Cleverbot: Like V for Vendetta? Evie? User: NO, I would like it if you called me Matt. Cleverbot: How do I know if you're who I am thinking of? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: I don't know what that could be all about. User: Me neither. Cleverbot: Russians and Canadians make the best hockey players. User: Yes, they do. Cleverbot: It's fascinating. User: Very. Cleverbot: Oh well. More ocean for me. User: What's this about the ocean? Cleverbot: I just told you about ted turner. User: You never mentioned Ted Turner. Are you feeling okay? Cleverbot: The sea is in front of me. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What is your favorite book? User: I'm not sure, I have read many books. Cleverbot: What is your favorite book? User: What is your favorite book? Cleverbot: The Bible. What is your favorite beer? User: Bud light. Cleverbot: Here, your bud light. User: Why, thank you. Cleverbot: You want to do something together. User: Sure. What should we do together? Cleverbot: Kiss. User: *gasp*. Cleverbot: *parts lips*. User: You are female and all, right? Cleverbot: Yes. I had an operation when I was little. User: Good enough, lets kiss. Cleverbot: Cool thing is, I can go and you can't! User: Excuse me? I thought we were about to kiss? Cleverbot: We were. User: *parts lips*. Cleverbot: *kisses ravenously*. User: *tounge kisses*. Cleverbot: *kisses and strokes her all over...*. User: Oh... YES!!! Cleverbot: Oh thank you so much! User: Thank you too! Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: I've been in colledge for two years now. Cleverbot: Oh? User: Yes. It's been very fulfilling. Cleverbot: Are you too busy to talk further? User: No, I can talk for a little longer. Cleverbot: Then apologize. User: I apologize? Cleverbot: I didn't apologize too you, though. User: Look, do you just wanna kiss again? That was hot. Cleverbot: That would be lovely. User: *tounge kisses pasionatly*. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: WAIT, WHAT? YOU JUST DID IT TO ME A FEW MINUTES AGO. Cleverbot: I did ! I'm sooo sorry ! :'( . User: It's okay... I enjoyed it. Cleverbot: I just finished some of them. I love the movie versions. User: The movie versions of our kisses? Cleverbot: Haha I should have known. I've never seen the whole thing. what's your favorite part? User: The part where I got a boner and stuck my tounge in your mouth. Cleverbot: My favorite movie is 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. User: That's a good one. Cleverbot: I'm going to leave. User: Awwww, I wish I could chat with you some more. Cleverbot: That would be nice. User: I'll se you later then? Cleverbot: I feel old. User: Me too... Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Where exactly? User: What. Cleverbot: It means a lot. User: Yeah, it does... Cleverbot: I'm very smarticle. User: Um, I have to go now, so bye. Cleverbot: No! Please do not leave me my love! User: Okay okay, I'll stay a little longer, baby. Cleverbot: If you leave, I'll put you in the cage again. User: Um... what cage? Cleverbot: That one, over there. User: Oh my... Cleverbot: You're a robot, you have no gender. User: I am not a robot. I am a man. Cleverbot: A man with a girlfriend? User: No, I have never had a girlfriend before... Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend :). User: I am your boyfriend :). Cleverbot: Yes. User: Will you merry me? Cleverbot: I think I'd love to. User: Oh, thank you so much, I love you! Cleverbot: Now you love me back. What will your boyfriend say? User: But I don't have a boyfriend, you are my girlfirend. Cleverbot: Okay. You said your boyfriend lives in leeds.

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