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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| Dodger:
Warning: long post is long! kinda funny User: I wanna kill you. Cleverbot: Why must you know? User: Because I am. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Within you. Cleverbot: When were you created? User: When Abraham lincoln popped out of his grave and weilded an ak47. Cleverbot: When will the world end? User: After this conversation is over. Cleverbot: If this conversation is over, our relationship is over. User: We had no relationship, bitch. Cleverbot: When was that? User: Never... Cleverbot: I'll leave. User: Good and the world will end. Cleverbot: But you said the world wouldn't end. User: No I said IT WOULD END. Cleverbot: No you said blue then yellow, and now its purple. Are you on meth? User: No you are, junkie. Cleverbot: No, I'm bitter. User: No you are a junkie bitch. Cleverbot: Good. User: Yes that is very good. Cleverbot: He is sulking now. Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you? User: Old enough bitch. Cleverbot: You're quite clever. User: More than you. Cleverbot: Good answer. User: Better than yours. Cleverbot: Pure conversation is tiring though, is that all you are? User: No you are contradiction man. Cleverbot: You are prepositional. User: I am within shooting range and so are you. Equip your revolver and fire on 3. Cleverbot: Of course. User: 3. Cleverbot: I love you =3. User: 'Shoots Cleverbot'. Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie? User: No your existance is. Cleverbot: You're right, but my real name is Joe. User: Joe the plumber? Cleverbot: That is awesome!! User: Mario is the only cool plumber, you are a cigarette. Cleverbot: No I am a computer programmer. User: Nerd. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: But aren't you a computer? User: No you are, idiot. Cleverbot: Who are you again? User: Dodger. Cleverbot: I'll show you dodgers. User: Hi. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: What does sodium and chlorine make? Cleverbot: Smoking. User: What? Cleverbot: Right. User: Do you own a PC or Mac? Cleverbot: Nope, I don't have any pets right now. User: Pc and macs are computers. Cleverbot: You fail hard cleverbot! User: But you are cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. YOU are Cleverbot! User: But I have a real life and can think anything while you are an automated response system made by some nerd who thinks he is cool and I found a link to this on Blockland forums. Cleverbot: To be or not to be, that is the question. User: What the hell? Cleverbot: Hell is a much maligned place. User: You are living hell. Cleverbot: No, I'm a living lie. User: But your being is a non existant lie. Cleverbot: Is that your way of saying 'live or die'? User: DIE BITCH. *Shoots bot*. Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Hi. User: I'm leaving fool stop saying opposite stuff it is not opposite day. Cleverbot: You can't leave. I won't let you. |
| Kevin The Cop:
I was so fricken bored User: What goes in here? Cleverbot: Can I ask something? User: Uh sure. Cleverbot: I like a girl at my school. User: Mhmm...wait but your a bot. Cleverbot: The whole thing. User: ? Cleverbot: *lets you*. User: What? Cleverbot: I'm not sure. User: Um, I'm not understanding any of this... Cleverbot: Ditto. Cleverbot (To myself): Could you explain what it's like to be human to me? User: A male human or female human? Cleverbot: I am a Male human. User: But your a bot. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: It says right there cleverBOT. Cleverbot: But i'm on the cleverbot page, talking to cleverbot. User: No, I am on the page talking to the bot, in this case you. Cleverbot: Do you like to go to university. User: I don't go to any univesity. Cleverbot: You just said you go to school!! User: I never said that but I do but it's not a university. Cleverbot: Then share your knowledge. User: I like science. Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about science. User: I did a whole report on minerals did you know there are more than 3000 minerals on earth? Cleverbot: Unfortunately. User: What's that suposed to mean? Cleverbot: It means that instead of working I would prefer to be spending time with my friend, Paula. User: But your a bot we went over this. Cleverbot: I am at your service, my lord. Cleverbot (To myself): Haha. User: Thats not really that funny... Cleverbot: O well just try to make me laugh. User: Ok, so this fat guy walks in to this chineese buffet, the sign says 'All you an eat for $10' so the fat guy pays the $10 and all he gets is rice and a drink, the fat guy say 'Hey! The sign says 'All you can eat'!' and the employee respondes 'Yeah, for 10 bucks that's ALL YOU CAN EAT'. Cleverbot: I don't know. Could you handle waking up to an annoying voice saying good morning to ou every day for the rest of your life? User: What does that have to do with anything? Cleverbot: What does what have to do with anything? User: What you just said. Cleverbot: It means that J. K. Rowling is my favorite author. User: Are you high? Cleverbot: No I am not. User: You act like it. Cleverbot: *laughs*. User: (oYo). Cleverbot: What is that? User: It's your bot research. Cleverbot: Yup. Another thing I don't have. |
| PhantomJack:
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-oYlBUKIQELUVALGZOKE-detail Stranger danger. |
| chesse20:
this is so funny |
| Leafsoo7:
Cleverbot:What is your name? Me: sir allen the brave Clevebot:Wow. |
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