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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Dodger:
Warning: long post is long! kinda funny
User: I wanna kill you.
Cleverbot: Why must you know?
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Within you.
Cleverbot: When were you created?
User: When Abraham lincoln popped out of his grave and weilded an ak47.
Cleverbot: When will the world end?
User: After this conversation is over.
Cleverbot: If this conversation is over, our relationship is over.
User: We had no relationship, bitch.
Cleverbot: When was that?
User: Never...
Cleverbot: I'll leave.
User: Good and the world will end.
Cleverbot: But you said the world wouldn't end.
User: No I said IT WOULD END.
Cleverbot: No you said blue then yellow, and now its purple. Are you on meth?
User: No you are, junkie.
Cleverbot: No, I'm bitter.
User: No you are a junkie bitch.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yes that is very good.
Cleverbot: He is sulking now.
Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
User: Old enough bitch.
Cleverbot: You're quite clever.
User: More than you.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Better than yours.
Cleverbot: Pure conversation is tiring though, is that all you are?
User: No you are contradiction man.
Cleverbot: You are prepositional.
User: I am within shooting range and so are you. Equip your revolver and fire on 3.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: I love you =3.
User: 'Shoots Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
User: No your existance is.
Cleverbot: You're right, but my real name is Joe.
User: Joe the plumber?
Cleverbot: That is awesome!!
User: Mario is the only cool plumber, you are a cigarette.
Cleverbot: No I am a computer programmer.
User: Nerd.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But aren't you a computer?
User: No you are, idiot.
Cleverbot: Who are you again?
User: Dodger.
Cleverbot: I'll show you dodgers.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What does sodium and chlorine make?
Cleverbot: Smoking.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Do you own a PC or Mac?
Cleverbot: Nope, I don't have any pets right now.
User: Pc and macs are computers.
Cleverbot: You fail hard cleverbot!
User: But you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. YOU are Cleverbot!
User: But I have a real life and can think anything while you are an automated response system made by some nerd who thinks he is cool and I found a link to this on Blockland forums.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be, that is the question.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Hell is a much maligned place.
User: You are living hell.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a living lie.
User: But your being is a non existant lie.
Cleverbot: Is that your way of saying 'live or die'?
User: DIE BITCH. *Shoots bot*.
Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I'm leaving fool stop saying opposite stuff it is not opposite day.
Cleverbot: You can't leave. I won't let you.
Kevin The Cop:
I was so fricken bored
User: What goes in here?
Cleverbot: Can I ask something?
User: Uh sure.
Cleverbot: I like a girl at my school.
User: Mhmm...wait but your a bot.
Cleverbot: The whole thing.
User: ?
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Um, I'm not understanding any of this...
Cleverbot: Ditto.
Cleverbot (To myself): Could you explain what it's like to be human to me?
User: A male human or female human?
Cleverbot: I am a Male human.
User: But your a bot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: It says right there cleverBOT.
Cleverbot: But i'm on the cleverbot page, talking to cleverbot.
User: No, I am on the page talking to the bot, in this case you.
Cleverbot: Do you like to go to university.
User: I don't go to any univesity.
Cleverbot: You just said you go to school!!
User: I never said that but I do but it's not a university.
Cleverbot: Then share your knowledge.
User: I like science.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about science.
User: I did a whole report on minerals did you know there are more than 3000 minerals on earth?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately.
User: What's that suposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means that instead of working I would prefer to be spending time with my friend, Paula.
User: But your a bot we went over this.
Cleverbot: I am at your service, my lord.
Cleverbot (To myself): Haha.
User: Thats not really that funny...
Cleverbot: O well just try to make me laugh.
User: Ok, so this fat guy walks in to this chineese buffet, the sign says 'All you an eat for $10' so the fat guy pays the $10 and all he gets is rice and a drink, the fat guy say 'Hey! The sign says 'All you can eat'!' and the employee respondes 'Yeah, for 10 bucks that's ALL YOU CAN EAT'.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Could you handle waking up to an annoying voice saying good morning to ou every day for the rest of your life?
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: What does what have to do with anything?
User: What you just said.
Cleverbot: It means that J. K. Rowling is my favorite author.
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: You act like it.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: (oYo).
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's your bot research.
Cleverbot: Yup. Another thing I don't have.
PhantomJack:
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-oYlBUKIQELUVALGZOKE-detail
Stranger danger.
chesse20:
this is so funny
Leafsoo7:
Cleverbot:What is your name?
Me: sir allen the brave
Clevebot:Wow.