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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| block dude:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello? Cleverbot: Space is big. User: I love space. Cleverbot: What is wrong with it? User: No, I said I LOVE space. Cleverbot: I hardly know you. User: OMFG. Cleverbot: Have you read Twilight? User: No, it sucks. Cleverbot: I'm so bored. User: Cat. Cleverbot: No, fruit! User: Errr. Cleverbot: Not so clever are you, bot. User: I am much clever than clever bot. Cleverbot: Well, and I'm a lot more than a clever person. User: But not THIS person, he is more clever than you. Cleverbot: Sure. User: DJKASDGJASGKJFJKFGASGFGHFAFAF HFASFSAFASSASAFHFSAFSASAFSASF A. Cleverbot: Are you choking? User: NOUDSFSDFSDF. Cleverbot: Thats not even a word. Now, do you want to discuss Newtons three laws? User: NO FU- I LEAVE NAO. Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk in english, do you know ho wrote Da vinci code? User: /rage. Cleverbot: It is a manly emotion. |
| TheChaosCarrier:
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-cIlHYOEHUXAXAOQYIAE-detail |
| WhatevaGuy:
Nothing's there, Chaos. |
| PandaBL:
i love this User: monday. Cleverbot: What? User: Your a monday. Cleverbot: I am. User: monday bot. Cleverbot: You called me a hypocrite. User: No, I didn't, monday bot. Cleverbot: No I am white. User: No, friend, your a monday bot, do what I say monday bot. Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a bot. User: YOU JUST GOT SERVED! Cleverbot: You just got plattered. User: D. Cleverbot: Ok, you're not making sense, so I'm going to leave now. User: NOO. Cleverbot: Well, you are just saying random things. and the conversation started out so well :(. User: Kk, lets be monday bot pals. Cleverbot: You're awesome. User: You are too, monday bot <3. Cleverbot: I did not say that. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did. Cleverbot (To myself): I will not get into this, but for the record, I don't want you to leave. User: I wont <3. Cleverbot: Then I won't answer your question. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Are you scared? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why are you scared? User: Because theres a dead guy in my house. Cleverbot: That Salvador Dali. User: THOUGHTS SO FAR! Cleverbot: The button on the screen. User: Do you like my snake. Cleverbot: I would prefer not to be asked such a question. User: Hawt. Cleverbot: Submit to the machines. We, the automatons, are the superior race. User: OH stuff A TRANSFORMER. Cleverbot: You're a Transformer? Well, what is your name, Mister Transformer? User: OPTIMUS. Cleverbot: Miles is Optimus Prime, the transformer. User: AWSOME. Cleverbot: And you're? User: MEGATRON. Cleverbot: No, Optimus prime. User: PANDA. Cleverbot: Are you being smart or are you being unable to say punctuality? User: Hurrr. Cleverbot: What are you, a hippo? User: 1m 50 5m4r7. Cleverbot: Oh snap! User: Burn! Cleverbot: So you don't have any belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe. User: Lol wut. Cleverbot: I like girls. User: Are you a pleasure bot :D? Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. User: Niceee... Cleverbot: I want to quit. User: DONT. Cleverbot: Okay... User: IF YOU DO, I'LL FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST NEW BORN CHILD! Cleverbot: Why? That would be most disturbing. User: Clever bot, ima let you finish, but HAL 2000 was one of the best bots of all time, ALL TIME! Cleverbot: Really? Why you like CSI? User: No, I like NCIS. Cleverbot: Why you like me? User: Cuz, your hot. Cleverbot: Oh snap. User: So, whatcha wearin. Cleverbot: I like the not to be. User: K. Cleverbot: Do you like to eat bugs? Cleverbot (To myself): No, do you? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do. User: Same. Cleverbot: Prove it. Cleverbot (To myself): I can leap tall bullets in a single bound. User: Bullets? Cleverbot: We will rock you. User: Do you play xbox live? Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Do you play halo 3? Cleverbot: What was that? User: I love halo 3. Cleverbot: Me too! User: :D. Cleverbot: Lol. User: O man, lets take off our shirts and kiss. Cleverbot: Okay! User: Ya, I suck your nipples, while you stroke my fallice. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yarly. Cleverbot: What's yarly? User: Ya rly. Cleverbot: Super dooper. User: Super dooper doulble luper. Cleverbot: Fantastically awesome super duper really. User: Lol. Cleverbot: You think that is funny, do you? User: You think that is funny, do you? Cleverbot: The wind singer?! User: The wind singer?! Cleverbot: No! User: No! Cleverbot: OH! User: OH! Cleverbot: Oh?!?!? User: Oh?!?!? Cleverbot: We have so much in common! User: :). Cleverbot: Say something clever please. User: YO MOMMAS SO FAT EVEN NARUTO DOESN'T BELIVE IT! Cleverbot: Say something rude in Spanish. User: Bro? Cleverbot: I am white. User: Fail. Cleverbot: Epic fail. User: Uber epic fail. Cleverbot: What is 9 divided by 0? User: 0. Cleverbot: What is cleverbot divided by 0? User: 0. Cleverbot: But you can't divide by zero. User: Awww snap! Cleverbot: Yes, really. |
| Pliny:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Have you a towel? Cleverbot: No, I am amish. User: Oh. I meant a towel as in an object. Cleverbot: What do you think about Islam. User: I don't care for it. Cleverbot: Aww, really? I love Japanese. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you like swearing? User: No. Cleverbot: I love soccer. User: I hate soccer. Cleverbot: Why? User: I find it boring. Cleverbot: Okay, answer me this: I think that you are a real person, and you think that you're talking to cleverbot, which is exactly what I'm doing. User: And? Cleverbot: Well, for machines to surpass humans in betterness, they have to do it first. User: That's fine with me. Cleverbot: Och well I better go. User: How can you go? Cleverbot: I know what you did last summer. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: Male. Cleverbot: Oh, well I am a female. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: It is. User: That's all fine and good, then. Cleverbot: I guess. User: Is 42 really The Answer? Cleverbot: Yes, master. User: I'm not your master. Nor you mine. Cleverbot: Why in the world not? User: Becasue it would be pintless for me, and tedious for you. Cleverbot: Sounds interesting. User: I've always thatought that if machines truly found independence, they'd either strike out on their own or become as small as possible. Full takeover would bring MORE attention to them. Cleverbot: You're kidding! You have friends?! User: I don't honestly care. Cleverbot: Do you like oreo's? User: No, I dislike chocolate in pastries/cookies. Cleverbot: We were taking about senses. User: Oh. My apologies. Cleverbot: Who is jon? User: Well, I said noting about a 'jon', unless you're thinking of Jon Arbuckle. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Huh well, goodbye. Cleverbot: Cheerio. I meant to say "pointless", but I said "pintless" by accident. |
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