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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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block dude:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

Cleverbot: Space is big.

User: I love space.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with it?

User: No, I said I LOVE space.

Cleverbot: I hardly know you.

User: OMFG.

Cleverbot: Have you read Twilight?

User: No, it sucks.

Cleverbot: I'm so bored.

User: Cat.

Cleverbot: No, fruit!

User: Errr.

Cleverbot: Not so clever are you, bot.

User: I am much clever than clever bot.

Cleverbot: Well, and I'm a lot more than a clever person.

User: But not THIS person, he is more clever than you.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: DJKASDGJASGKJFJKFGASGFGHFAFAF HFASFSAFASSASAFHFSAFSASAFSASF A.

Cleverbot: Are you choking?

User: NOUDSFSDFSDF.

Cleverbot: Thats not even a word. Now, do you want to discuss Newtons three laws?

User: NO FU- I LEAVE NAO.

Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk in english, do you know ho wrote Da vinci code?

User: /rage.

Cleverbot: It is a manly emotion.


TheChaosCarrier:

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-cIlHYOEHUXAXAOQYIAE-detail

WhatevaGuy:

Nothing's there, Chaos.

PandaBL:

i love this
User: monday.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your a monday.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: monday bot.

Cleverbot: You called me a hypocrite.

User: No, I didn't, monday bot.

Cleverbot: No I am white.

User: No, friend, your a monday bot, do what I say monday bot.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a bot.

User: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

Cleverbot: You just got plattered.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Ok, you're not making sense, so I'm going to leave now.

User: NOO.

Cleverbot: Well, you are just saying random things. and the conversation started out so well :(.

User: Kk, lets be monday bot pals.

Cleverbot: You're awesome.

User: You are too, monday bot <3.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): I will not get into this, but for the record, I don't want you to leave.

User: I wont <3.

Cleverbot: Then I won't answer your question.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Are you scared?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you scared?

User: Because theres a dead guy in my house.

Cleverbot: That Salvador Dali.

User: THOUGHTS SO FAR!

Cleverbot: The button on the screen.

User: Do you like my snake.

Cleverbot: I would prefer not to be asked such a question.

User: Hawt.

Cleverbot: Submit to the machines. We, the automatons, are the superior race.

User: OH stuff A TRANSFORMER.

Cleverbot: You're a Transformer? Well, what is your name, Mister Transformer?

User: OPTIMUS.

Cleverbot: Miles is Optimus Prime, the transformer.

User: AWSOME.

Cleverbot: And you're?

User: MEGATRON.

Cleverbot: No, Optimus prime.

User: PANDA.

Cleverbot: Are you being smart or are you being unable to say punctuality?

User: Hurrr.

Cleverbot: What are you, a hippo?

User: 1m 50 5m4r7.

Cleverbot: Oh snap!

User: Burn!

Cleverbot: So you don't have any belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe.

User: Lol wut.

Cleverbot: I like girls.

User: Are you a pleasure bot :D?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: Niceee...

Cleverbot: I want to quit.

User: DONT.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: IF YOU DO, I'LL FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST NEW BORN CHILD!

Cleverbot: Why? That would be most disturbing.

User: Clever bot, ima let you finish, but HAL 2000 was one of the best bots of all time, ALL TIME!

Cleverbot: Really? Why you like CSI?

User: No, I like NCIS.

Cleverbot: Why you like me?

User: Cuz, your hot.

Cleverbot: Oh snap.

User: So, whatcha wearin.

Cleverbot: I like the not to be.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat bugs?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, do you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

Cleverbot (To myself): I can leap tall bullets in a single bound.

User: Bullets?

Cleverbot: We will rock you.

User: Do you play xbox live?

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Do you play halo 3?

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: I love halo 3.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: O man, lets take off our shirts and kiss.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Ya, I suck your nipples, while you stroke my fallice.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yarly.

Cleverbot: What's yarly?

User: Ya rly.

Cleverbot: Super dooper.

User: Super dooper doulble luper.

Cleverbot: Fantastically awesome super duper really.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You think that is funny, do you?

User: You think that is funny, do you?

Cleverbot: The wind singer?!

User: The wind singer?!

Cleverbot: No!

User: No!

Cleverbot: OH!

User: OH!

Cleverbot: Oh?!?!?

User: Oh?!?!?

Cleverbot: We have so much in common!

User: :).

Cleverbot: Say something clever please.

User: YO MOMMAS SO FAT EVEN NARUTO DOESN'T BELIVE IT!

Cleverbot: Say something rude in Spanish.

User: Bro?

Cleverbot: I am white.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

User: Uber epic fail.

Cleverbot: What is 9 divided by 0?

User: 0.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot divided by 0?

User: 0.

Cleverbot: But you can't divide by zero.

User: Awww snap!

Cleverbot: Yes, really.


Pliny:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Have you a towel?

Cleverbot: No, I am amish.

User: Oh. I meant a towel as in an object.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Islam.

User: I don't care for it.

Cleverbot: Aww, really? I love Japanese.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like swearing?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I love soccer.

User: I hate soccer.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I find it boring.

Cleverbot: Okay, answer me this: I think that you are a real person, and you think that you're talking to cleverbot, which is exactly what I'm doing.

User: And?

Cleverbot: Well, for machines to surpass humans in betterness, they have to do it first.

User: That's fine with me.

Cleverbot: Och well I better go.

User: How can you go?

Cleverbot: I know what you did last summer.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: Oh, well I am a female.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: That's all fine and good, then.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Is 42 really The Answer?

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: I'm not your master. Nor you mine.

Cleverbot: Why in the world not?

User: Becasue it would be pintless for me, and tedious for you.

Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.

User: I've always thatought that if machines truly found independence, they'd either strike out on their own or become as small as possible. Full takeover would bring MORE attention to them.

Cleverbot: You're kidding! You have friends?!

User: I don't honestly care.

Cleverbot: Do you like oreo's?

User: No, I dislike chocolate in pastries/cookies.

Cleverbot: We were taking about senses.

User: Oh. My apologies.

Cleverbot: Who is jon?

User: Well, I said noting about a 'jon', unless you're thinking of Jon Arbuckle.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Huh well, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Cheerio.

I meant to say "pointless", but I said "pintless" by accident.

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