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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
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Jacob/Lee:
User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello?


User: G.


Cleverbot: Should I start reading to my test?


User: What.


Cleverbot: Doodle.

User: Doodle?

Cleverbot: Your name is Doodle.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Valis.

User: Valis?

Cleverbot: That's your name?

User: Screw you!

Cleverbot: That's a great name, in my opinion.

User: What's yours?

Cleverbot: Lily.

User: Your name is gay.

Cleverbot: Yes I want to love with you all the night!

User: Have you heard of steam?

Cleverbot: I think I have.. Is it that red dot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why can't you tell me?

User: What is the answer to life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: What is the circumference of the Earth?

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 6864 years old.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 14 years old.

User: Have you met Riddler?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I have.

Cleverbot: I am sad.

User: How are you sad?

Cleverbot: I am good.

User: ?

After that it froze.
Shinji:
User: We're no strangers to love...

Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I!

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from, any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna make you cry.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never tell a lie, and hurt you!
Truce:

--- Quote from: Shinji on October 22, 2009, 11:23:34 AM ----snip-

--- End quote ---

He didn't sing with me :(


--- Quote ---User: We're no strangers to love...
Cleverbot: Did you just Rick Roll me?
--- End quote ---
LaCuckooRacha:

--- Quote ---Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because you are nice.

User: Thank you, I live in England.

Cleverbot: You are dead in england.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, with a green flash of light.

User: Oh... That's sad.

Cleverbot: I have you.

User: You have me?

Cleverbot: Yea I do.

User: Ok then, but I thought I was dead...

Cleverbot: I don't really care if you are.

User: Wow, ok then...
--- End quote ---

:(
oht:
 
 
your soul
What should I put into the microwave?
your soul...
What should I put into the microwave?
your soul!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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