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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Jacob/Lee:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: G.
Cleverbot: Should I start reading to my test?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Doodle.
User: Doodle?
Cleverbot: Your name is Doodle.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Valis.
User: Valis?
Cleverbot: That's your name?
User: Screw you!
Cleverbot: That's a great name, in my opinion.
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: Lily.
User: Your name is gay.
Cleverbot: Yes I want to love with you all the night!
User: Have you heard of steam?
Cleverbot: I think I have.. Is it that red dot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why can't you tell me?
User: What is the answer to life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the circumference of the Earth?
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 6864 years old.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 14 years old.
User: Have you met Riddler?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: I am sad.
User: How are you sad?
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: ?
After that it froze.
Shinji:
User: We're no strangers to love...
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I!
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from, any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna make you cry.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never tell a lie, and hurt you!
Truce:
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He didn't sing with me :(
--- Quote ---User: We're no strangers to love...
Cleverbot: Did you just Rick Roll me?
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LaCuckooRacha:
--- Quote ---Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because you are nice.
User: Thank you, I live in England.
Cleverbot: You are dead in england.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, with a green flash of light.
User: Oh... That's sad.
Cleverbot: I have you.
User: You have me?
Cleverbot: Yea I do.
User: Ok then, but I thought I was dead...
Cleverbot: I don't really care if you are.
User: Wow, ok then...
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:(
oht:
your soul
What should I put into the microwave?
your soul...
What should I put into the microwave?
your soul!!!!!