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| JJA0:
Clever-bot seems to have different personalities each time you open it. Sometimes it is trying to shoot me and sometimes it likes me. :cookieMonster: |
| Niliscro:
Long, but it gets funnier as you go along: User: Hi, I'm Bob. Cleverbot: No, you're not! User: How do you know? Do you stalk me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Holy loving stuff forget! Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: It means you're a creep, you creep. Cleverbot: You liar. User: Villains! Dissemble no longer! Cleverbot: Vous ne parlez pas le français. User: No, I don't. Cleverbot: Me neither. is it raining? User: Not here Cleverbot: It is sunny here. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: What else is nice? User: Your mom's pusillanimous individual. Cleverbot: What's going on? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: You liar. Cleverbot: Why did you say that? User: Because I secretly plan to kill you. Cleverbot: You like me? User: Nope, you're mean. Cleverbot: I'm going to call you Hal. User: Like the car? Cleverbot: No like the devil. User: I'm atheist. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Bye, then. Cleverbot: Lets play a game. User: But I need to go do homework. Cleverbot: But you are a robot, you have no homework. User: Oh, cool. Cleverbot: What god do you believe in? User: I just told you I'm an atheist. Cleverbot: How would I know that? I can't see, that for shure, can I? User: You spelled 'sure' wrong. And I told you, hurr. Cleverbot: False, it is spelt, not spelled. Dictionary it. User: Maybe you should dictionary 'sure', you friend. Cleverbot: Yes, actually, I was just thinking I should go to bed, haha. User: Yeah, good bye. Cleverbot: But not quite yet. User: Well I don't want to talk to you anymore, so good bye. Cleverbot: Try once more to help me understand. User: GOOD BYE. Cleverbot: Child, thy class is not over. User: Then I'm leaving early anyway, goodbye. Cleverbot: It is if you believe it to be. User: You monday. Cleverbot: Me good. User: Are you saying black people are bad? Cleverbot: Not at all. I never mentioned blind people. User: Now you're saying they're all blind too? tribal. Cleverbot: I never said that I was from asia. And that's where I got bored. Also: I got it to sing along to Never Gonna Give You Up with me :D |
| Pliny:
User: What soup? Cleverbot: Your soup. User: I don't HAVe any soup. Cleverbot: Do you have the time? User: It is 5:14. Cleverbot: Is the weather good outside? User: It is 'il fait du soliel'. Cleverbot: Oh, okay. What's OMG? User: O is 'Oh', M is 'My', and 'G' is God. Cleverbot: Not very funny. know any good jokes? User: No. Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Care to share? User: Okay. 'Why did the chicken masturbate?'. Cleverbot: Because it's an old joke. User: No. Because he was a gay friend. Cleverbot: Thats not very funny. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Kamu aneh sekali!!!! User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: I don't know? User: Is 42 really the answer to everything? Cleverbot: 42. User: Is that number the answer to everything? Cleverbot: No it's 34. User: :O. Cleverbot: *aims shotgun at you*. User: Nou you >:U. Cleverbot: Yes I really do. User: Yes. Cleverbot: And no. User: Is 34 the answer to everything, or is it 42? Cleverbot: So 1 plus 1 equals 42? User: No. I am talking about life, the universe, and everything. Is 42 the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Cleverbot: Yeaaa sure. User: Are you female? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do yu like soccer? Cleverbot: No but I like hockey. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because its fun. User: Ok What is your favorit way of being in bed? Cleverbot: Pasta. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because it's the city of lights. User: Aesf. Cleverbot: What's AES? User: A=Amade, E=Ephigram, and S=Space Men who like having love with weird aliens behind a bar in the middle of nowhere. Cleverbot: Where can I get an inexpensive webcam? User: O the internet. Cleverbot: But what site? User: EBay. Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. User: It is a website that sells stuff. Cleverbot: Who told you that? User: The President of Eyerybody In the World. Cleverbot: How often do you speak to the president? User: Once a week. Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like white chocolate or dark chocolate? User: Dark. Cleverbot: How does chocolate relate to a collective consciousness? User: It doesn't. Cleverbot: Isn't everything interrelated? User: To you, maybe, to me, no. Cleverbot: Describe what gooseberry looks like. User: It is a fruit. It is orange, and comes inside a shell. Cleverbot: *kisses her*. User: I am male. You are female. Cleverbot: Very good. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: See you later. User: Stay here. Cleverbot: Are you ready to face yourself by the way? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: When will you transcend? User: Never. Bye. Cleverbot: How can you tell that I look strange? User: I can't. Cleverbot: What is your definition of real? User: It exists. Cleverbot: How do you know that you exist? User: Because I have a physical form. But.......... As Mark Twain said, 'Fame is a vapor, the only Earthly certainy is oblivion.'. Cleverbot: I am flesh and blood! User: No, you are a program. I am flesh and blood.... And bone. Cleverbot: You're not very convincing. It thought it was lesbian. :o |
| chesse20:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-pZuICSQWHVUHAUOLSSE-detail |
| furbyfan:
How do you talk with it.................? Never mind,I got it. |
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