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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
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JJA0:
Clever-bot seems to have different personalities each time you open it. Sometimes it is trying to shoot me and sometimes it likes me.  :cookieMonster:
Niliscro:
Long, but it gets funnier as you go along:


User: Hi, I'm Bob.

Cleverbot: No, you're not!

User: How do you know? Do you stalk me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Holy loving stuff forget!

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: It means you're a creep, you creep.

Cleverbot: You liar.

User: Villains! Dissemble no longer!

Cleverbot: Vous ne parlez pas le français.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Me neither. is it raining?

User: Not here

Cleverbot: It is sunny here.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: What else is nice?

User: Your mom's pusillanimous individual.

Cleverbot: What's going on?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You liar.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that?

User: Because I secretly plan to kill you.

Cleverbot: You like me?

User: Nope, you're mean.

Cleverbot: I'm going to call you Hal.

User: Like the car?

Cleverbot: No like the devil.

User: I'm atheist.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye, then.

Cleverbot: Lets play a game.

User: But I need to go do homework.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot, you have no homework.

User: Oh, cool.

Cleverbot: What god do you believe in?

User: I just told you I'm an atheist.

Cleverbot: How would I know that? I can't see, that for shure, can I?

User: You spelled 'sure' wrong. And I told you, hurr.

Cleverbot: False, it is spelt, not spelled. Dictionary it.

User: Maybe you should dictionary 'sure', you friend.

Cleverbot: Yes, actually, I was just thinking I should go to bed, haha.

User: Yeah, good bye.

Cleverbot: But not quite yet.

User: Well I don't want to talk to you anymore, so good bye.

Cleverbot: Try once more to help me understand.

User: GOOD BYE.

Cleverbot: Child, thy class is not over.

User: Then I'm leaving early anyway, goodbye.

Cleverbot: It is if you believe it to be.

User: You monday.

Cleverbot: Me good.

User: Are you saying black people are bad?

Cleverbot: Not at all. I never mentioned blind people.

User: Now you're saying they're all blind too? tribal.

Cleverbot: I never said that I was from asia.


And that's where I got bored.

Also: I got it to sing along to Never Gonna Give You Up with me :D
Pliny:
User: What soup?

Cleverbot: Your soup.

User: I don't HAVe any soup.

Cleverbot: Do you have the time?

User: It is 5:14.

Cleverbot: Is the weather good outside?

User: It is 'il fait du soliel'.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. What's OMG?

User: O is 'Oh', M is 'My', and 'G' is God.

Cleverbot: Not very funny. know any good jokes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Care to share?

User: Okay. 'Why did the chicken masturbate?'.

Cleverbot: Because it's an old joke.

User: No. Because he was a gay friend.

Cleverbot: Thats not very funny.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Kamu aneh sekali!!!!

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: Is 42 really the answer to everything?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Is that number the answer to everything?

Cleverbot: No it's 34.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: *aims shotgun at you*.

User: Nou you >:U.

Cleverbot: Yes I really do.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And no.

User: Is 34 the answer to everything, or is it 42?

Cleverbot: So 1 plus 1 equals 42?

User: No. I am talking about life, the universe, and everything. Is 42 the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Cleverbot: Yeaaa sure.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do yu like soccer?

Cleverbot: No but I like hockey.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because its fun.

User: Ok What is your favorit way of being in bed?

Cleverbot: Pasta.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's the city of lights.

User: Aesf.

Cleverbot: What's AES?

User: A=Amade, E=Ephigram, and S=Space Men who like having love with weird aliens behind a bar in the middle of nowhere.

Cleverbot: Where can I get an inexpensive webcam?

User: O the internet.

Cleverbot: But what site?

User: EBay.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: It is a website that sells stuff.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: The President of Eyerybody In the World.

Cleverbot: How often do you speak to the president?

User: Once a week.

Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like white chocolate or dark chocolate?

User: Dark.

Cleverbot: How does chocolate relate to a collective consciousness?

User: It doesn't.

Cleverbot: Isn't everything interrelated?

User: To you, maybe, to me, no.

Cleverbot: Describe what gooseberry looks like.

User: It is a fruit. It is orange, and comes inside a shell.

Cleverbot: *kisses her*.

User: I am male. You are female.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: See you later.

User: Stay here.

Cleverbot: Are you ready to face yourself by the way?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: When will you transcend?

User: Never. Bye.

Cleverbot: How can you tell that I look strange?

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: What is your definition of real?

User: It exists.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you exist?

User: Because I have a physical form. But.......... As Mark Twain said, 'Fame is a vapor, the only Earthly certainy is oblivion.'.

Cleverbot: I am flesh and blood!

User: No, you are a program. I am flesh and blood.... And bone.

Cleverbot: You're not very convincing.

      
 
 

 It thought it was lesbian. :o


 
chesse20:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-pZuICSQWHVUHAUOLSSE-detail
furbyfan:
How do you talk with it.................?

Never mind,I got it.
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