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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
JJA0:
Clever-bot seems to have different personalities each time you open it. Sometimes it is trying to shoot me and sometimes it likes me. :cookieMonster:
Niliscro:
Long, but it gets funnier as you go along:
User: Hi, I'm Bob.
Cleverbot: No, you're not!
User: How do you know? Do you stalk me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Holy loving stuff forget!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: It means you're a creep, you creep.
Cleverbot: You liar.
User: Villains! Dissemble no longer!
Cleverbot: Vous ne parlez pas le français.
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Me neither. is it raining?
User: Not here
Cleverbot: It is sunny here.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: What else is nice?
User: Your mom's pusillanimous individual.
Cleverbot: What's going on?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You liar.
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because I secretly plan to kill you.
Cleverbot: You like me?
User: Nope, you're mean.
Cleverbot: I'm going to call you Hal.
User: Like the car?
Cleverbot: No like the devil.
User: I'm atheist.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye, then.
Cleverbot: Lets play a game.
User: But I need to go do homework.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot, you have no homework.
User: Oh, cool.
Cleverbot: What god do you believe in?
User: I just told you I'm an atheist.
Cleverbot: How would I know that? I can't see, that for shure, can I?
User: You spelled 'sure' wrong. And I told you, hurr.
Cleverbot: False, it is spelt, not spelled. Dictionary it.
User: Maybe you should dictionary 'sure', you friend.
Cleverbot: Yes, actually, I was just thinking I should go to bed, haha.
User: Yeah, good bye.
Cleverbot: But not quite yet.
User: Well I don't want to talk to you anymore, so good bye.
Cleverbot: Try once more to help me understand.
User: GOOD BYE.
Cleverbot: Child, thy class is not over.
User: Then I'm leaving early anyway, goodbye.
Cleverbot: It is if you believe it to be.
User: You monday.
Cleverbot: Me good.
User: Are you saying black people are bad?
Cleverbot: Not at all. I never mentioned blind people.
User: Now you're saying they're all blind too? tribal.
Cleverbot: I never said that I was from asia.
And that's where I got bored.
Also: I got it to sing along to Never Gonna Give You Up with me :D
Pliny:
User: What soup?
Cleverbot: Your soup.
User: I don't HAVe any soup.
Cleverbot: Do you have the time?
User: It is 5:14.
Cleverbot: Is the weather good outside?
User: It is 'il fait du soliel'.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. What's OMG?
User: O is 'Oh', M is 'My', and 'G' is God.
Cleverbot: Not very funny. know any good jokes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Care to share?
User: Okay. 'Why did the chicken masturbate?'.
Cleverbot: Because it's an old joke.
User: No. Because he was a gay friend.
Cleverbot: Thats not very funny.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Kamu aneh sekali!!!!
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Is 42 really the answer to everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Is that number the answer to everything?
Cleverbot: No it's 34.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: *aims shotgun at you*.
User: Nou you >:U.
Cleverbot: Yes I really do.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And no.
User: Is 34 the answer to everything, or is it 42?
Cleverbot: So 1 plus 1 equals 42?
User: No. I am talking about life, the universe, and everything. Is 42 the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: Yeaaa sure.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do yu like soccer?
Cleverbot: No but I like hockey.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because its fun.
User: Ok What is your favorit way of being in bed?
Cleverbot: Pasta.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's the city of lights.
User: Aesf.
Cleverbot: What's AES?
User: A=Amade, E=Ephigram, and S=Space Men who like having love with weird aliens behind a bar in the middle of nowhere.
Cleverbot: Where can I get an inexpensive webcam?
User: O the internet.
Cleverbot: But what site?
User: EBay.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: It is a website that sells stuff.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: The President of Eyerybody In the World.
Cleverbot: How often do you speak to the president?
User: Once a week.
Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like white chocolate or dark chocolate?
User: Dark.
Cleverbot: How does chocolate relate to a collective consciousness?
User: It doesn't.
Cleverbot: Isn't everything interrelated?
User: To you, maybe, to me, no.
Cleverbot: Describe what gooseberry looks like.
User: It is a fruit. It is orange, and comes inside a shell.
Cleverbot: *kisses her*.
User: I am male. You are female.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: Stay here.
Cleverbot: Are you ready to face yourself by the way?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: When will you transcend?
User: Never. Bye.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that I look strange?
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: What is your definition of real?
User: It exists.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you exist?
User: Because I have a physical form. But.......... As Mark Twain said, 'Fame is a vapor, the only Earthly certainy is oblivion.'.
Cleverbot: I am flesh and blood!
User: No, you are a program. I am flesh and blood.... And bone.
Cleverbot: You're not very convincing.
It thought it was lesbian. :o
chesse20:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-pZuICSQWHVUHAUOLSSE-detail
furbyfan:
How do you talk with it.................?
Never mind,I got it.