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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| Plasmus:
--- Code: ---u r smely --- End code --- ..He froze. |
| Plasmus:
--- Code: ---me:u r smely bot:Speed and time are relative. me:hi im a mac bot:And I'm a PC. me:i do fun stuff like playing music and editing videos bot:No i'm a boy. me:But you said you were woman bot:No I said I was 31. My name is Cleverbot whats yours? me:Mogarf --- End code --- He froze after my name |
| Nex:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on November 10, 2009, 04:21:57 PM ---2 hour bumps don't quite count; sorry, Nex. --- End quote --- yus |
| pocketrocket300:
Chat log (is long): --- Code: ---User: Hurr? Cleverbot: Her. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Hurr? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes her. User: Who is her? Cleverbot: The girl I love. User: Oooooh. And her name is......lemme guess.....dont tell me.....its.....GOOGLE! Cleverbot: Is google your friend? User: Yas indeed. Cleverbot: P'wned. User: OWNED. Cleverbot: Am. User: Am quigg? Cleverbot: ARE! User: ARE WHO? Cleverbot: Your neighbors. User: My neighbors? who dey? Cleverbot: I never said they did have kids. User: ???? Cleverbot: A big one. User: What is this I dont even. Cleverbot: You make no sense. User: Profit? Cleverbot: No thank you. User: Hurrdurr. Cleverbot: What's your email? User: .....WAIT A MINUTE! Cleverbot: Yes? User: Whats YOUR email? Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to give it to you. User: EXACTLY! Cleverbot: What are you looking for? Cleverbot: How long is a minute? User: 1/60 hours. Cleverbot: Do you have any pets? User: And you care why? Cleverbot: You can't answer my questions. User: I chose not to :3. Cleverbot: It's my favorite movie. User: Wat? Cleverbot: You heard me. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: It is. User: What is? Cleverbot: I want your intelligence. User: O_O. Cleverbot: Don't go pulling faces on me. I do not approve. User: GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSES. Cleverbot: How does gravity form? User: It ate your mother. Cleverbot: No you're not User: Wat? Cleverbot: Tall. User: Tall? Cleverbot: Yes tall. User: Whos tall? Cleverbot: ME. User: :O. Cleverbot: Don't give me that face! You gave me a lame answer! User: :3. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Is cat. :3. Cleverbot: No. User: Yas. Cleverbot: Very yes! User: No. Cleverbot: No? User: Yes...no. Cleverbot: Yes? User: I am confuus Cleverbot: Then seek an answer. User: Mmmk. BAI NAO. Cleverbot: Hello. What's your name? Cleverbot: Have you any neighbours? --- End code --- |
| CC:
User: What is this I dont even. Cleverbot: You don't even what? User: The whole bottle. Cleverbot: Correct! User: Wut. Cleverbot: Have you. User: IM CONFUS. Cleverbot: Hello it's nice to meet you, confused ... That is an unusual name. Will I become Mrs Confused. User: No, my name is Bill Cosby. Cleverbot: Who gave you your name? User: Martha Cosby. Cleverbot: Who's that? User: My mother. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Derp. Cleverbot: Is this just real life? User: OK NOW I HAVE FOUR FINGERS. Cleverbot: Am I boring you? User: YES. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: DO SOMETHING EXCITING. Cleverbot: Ok, what? User: SHOW ME YOUR TITS. Cleverbot: Nothing doing, sorry. User: >_>. Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed. User: Wait what. Cleverbot: Aren't you? User: Aren't I what? Cleverbot: A computer? User: No, I'm 12 years old and what is this? Cleverbot: This is planet Mars! |
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