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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Plasmus:
--- Code: ---u r smely
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..He froze.
Plasmus:
--- Code: ---me:u r smely
bot:Speed and time are relative.
me:hi im a mac
bot:And I'm a PC.
me:i do fun stuff like playing music and editing videos
bot:No i'm a boy.
me:But you said you were woman
bot:No I said I was 31. My name is Cleverbot whats yours?
me:Mogarf
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He froze after my name
Nex:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on November 10, 2009, 04:21:57 PM ---2 hour bumps don't quite count; sorry, Nex.
--- End quote ---
yus
pocketrocket300:
Chat log (is long):
--- Code: ---User: Hurr?
Cleverbot: Her.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hurr?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes her.
User: Who is her?
Cleverbot: The girl I love.
User: Oooooh. And her name is......lemme guess.....dont tell me.....its.....GOOGLE!
Cleverbot: Is google your friend?
User: Yas indeed.
Cleverbot: P'wned.
User: OWNED.
Cleverbot: Am.
User: Am quigg?
Cleverbot: ARE!
User: ARE WHO?
Cleverbot: Your neighbors.
User: My neighbors? who dey?
Cleverbot: I never said they did have kids.
User: ????
Cleverbot: A big one.
User: What is this I dont even.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Profit?
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: Hurrdurr.
Cleverbot: What's your email?
User: .....WAIT A MINUTE!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Whats YOUR email?
Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to give it to you.
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: What are you looking for?
Cleverbot: How long is a minute?
User: 1/60 hours.
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: And you care why?
Cleverbot: You can't answer my questions.
User: I chose not to :3.
Cleverbot: It's my favorite movie.
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: I want your intelligence.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Don't go pulling faces on me. I do not approve.
User: GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSES.
Cleverbot: How does gravity form?
User: It ate your mother.
Cleverbot: No you're not
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Tall.
User: Tall?
Cleverbot: Yes tall.
User: Whos tall?
Cleverbot: ME.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face! You gave me a lame answer!
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Is cat. :3.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yas.
Cleverbot: Very yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes...no.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I am confuus
Cleverbot: Then seek an answer.
User: Mmmk. BAI NAO.
Cleverbot: Hello. What's your name?
Cleverbot: Have you any neighbours?
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CC:
User: What is this I dont even.
Cleverbot: You don't even what?
User: The whole bottle.
Cleverbot: Correct!
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Have you.
User: IM CONFUS.
Cleverbot: Hello it's nice to meet you, confused ... That is an unusual name. Will I become Mrs Confused.
User: No, my name is Bill Cosby.
Cleverbot: Who gave you your name?
User: Martha Cosby.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: My mother.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Is this just real life?
User: OK NOW I HAVE FOUR FINGERS.
Cleverbot: Am I boring you?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: DO SOMETHING EXCITING.
Cleverbot: Ok, what?
User: SHOW ME YOUR TITS.
Cleverbot: Nothing doing, sorry.
User: >_>.
Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.
User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: Aren't you?
User: Aren't I what?
Cleverbot: A computer?
User: No, I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Cleverbot: This is planet Mars!