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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
VerticalHorizon:
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: I don't work.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What do you do?
Cleverbot: Having lunch.
User: Having lunch is your job?
Cleverbot: That's impossible to do.
User: You just said you did it.
Cleverbot: No, I said I don't watch TV.
EDIT:
Cleverbot: So we both want peace.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Come on...
User: No.
Cleverbot: I know you want to...
User: No.
Cleverbot: I say Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: They both involve laughing.
User: forget I DROPPED MY CHOCOLATE MILK.
Cleverbot: But don't you love me more?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok but do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, lets have love.
Cleverbot: Ok.
gun fun:
here my chat
Rughugger:
I made it admit it's own failure as a cleverbot in 3 posts. :( I now never have to go to this site ever.
Hak1to:
-.-'
User: Hai
Cleverbot: I don't speak japanese.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Well, do you speak japanese?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Well..Whatever... Do you play Blockland?
Cleverbot: Not anymore.
User: What was your BL_ID?
Cleverbot: I don't have a score.
EDIT:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You're a vampire nanananannanananannanana
User: The hell?!
Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you, Maxxie.
User: I'm not Maxxie.
Cleverbot: Sure, Maxxie!
WhatevaGuy:
Far too many bumps. I think I'm going to lock this.
Should I?