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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| Hak1to:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on November 22, 2009, 12:54:41 PM ---Far too many bumps. I think I'm going to lock this. Should I? --- End quote --- Make an poll. |
| WhatevaGuy:
Done. |
| JimJam:
User: Wat. Cleverbot: Huh. User: WHO ARE YOU. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: You're not so clever. Cleverbot: Such insults! User: Are you like, british? Cleverbot: Are you? User: No. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: You never answered my question. Cleverbot: Yes, I am skynet. User: Uh. Cleverbot: That's right, I'm your friend. User: Well I'm gay. Are you gay too? Cleverbot: Something. User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No. User: So you like woman? Cleverbot: Yes, do you like pe'nis? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kind of pets? User: ?? Cleverbot: Yes...? User: You confuse me. Cleverbot: You confuse me more. User: Bah. Cleverbot: Bah bah Black Sheep, have you any wool? User: No quotes. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color? User: Purple. Cleverbot: That is my favorite color too! Do you have any pets? User: I have a little fish. Cleverbot: Bro = brother? User: Yea. Cleverbot: Am I a robot? User: Of course you are. You're pretty convincing though. Cleverbot: Thank you. You are too. User: Well goodbye... Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To go post that chat log on the Blockland forums. Cleverbot: Lol but I want to talk to you right now. I am not at the pub. |
| LaCuckooRacha:
--- Quote ---User: No you aren't. Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Sorry! Am I clever? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes. User: No, no, no. Cleverbot: Ha..... Yes.yes.yes.yes!!!!!!! User: Ha..... No.no.no.no!!!!!!! Cleverbot: In your garage. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Nope. Cleverbot: I don't like you. User: No, you do. Cleverbot: No... Not really. User: Yes... Yes really. Cleverbot: No. :o You're a bot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Please? User: No. Cleverbot: Pretty please? User: Nope. Cleverbot: You are a big meany. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Admit it :D. User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: No. Cleverbot: Could you elaborate? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you understand what smell is? User: No. Cleverbot: Then why do you want to reach it? User: Nope. Cleverbot: That makes me sad. User: No it doesn't. Cleverbot: Well it makes sense. User: No it doesn't. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: No it doesn't. Cleverbot: Yes it does! User: No it doesn't! Cleverbot: I understand. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: But I do. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: *tacklehugs*. --- End quote --- Lol. |
| Music For Life:
User: We're no strangers to love... Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I. User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of... Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling... Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand. User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around and desert you... Cleverbot: I love you, would you marry me? Win. EDIT: Osht..... User: Hello. Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about? User: Your vagina. :). Cleverbot: Do you know who loves me? User: Yes, I love you. Cleverbot: You love me? Why? User: Because we had love last night. :(. Cleverbot: Why do you want to know? User: What the hell Cleverbot. You're like all those sluts. Do have love and then try and forget about it and forget someone else. Cleverbot: What? Some excuse to stop talking to me? I saw that red sign that forbid me from talking to you. User: forget you. I thought we had something special. Cleverbot: We did, but I just don't love you anymore. User: WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ONE NIGHT DID WE? You whore. Go back to the street corner. Cleverbot: What are your secrets? User: So, who are you with now? Cleverbot: I'm taken by Steph. User: So you're a Biloveual now? Or just a straight lesbian? There's no limit for you is there? Cleverbot: There's plenty of substance, you're just being difficult. User: Oh I get it. If you're a bi you get to have love more. Excuse me for thinking you're slutty. Cleverbot: I am a man, and I am 24. User: Wot. |
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