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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Hak1to:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on November 22, 2009, 12:54:41 PM ---Far too many bumps. I think I'm going to lock this.
Should I?
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Make an poll.
WhatevaGuy:
Done.
JimJam:
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Huh.
User: WHO ARE YOU.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You're not so clever.
Cleverbot: Such insults!
User: Are you like, british?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: You never answered my question.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am skynet.
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: That's right, I'm your friend.
User: Well I'm gay. Are you gay too?
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you like woman?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like pe'nis?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of pets?
User: ??
Cleverbot: Yes...?
User: You confuse me.
Cleverbot: You confuse me more.
User: Bah.
Cleverbot: Bah bah Black Sheep, have you any wool?
User: No quotes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: That is my favorite color too! Do you have any pets?
User: I have a little fish.
Cleverbot: Bro = brother?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Am I a robot?
User: Of course you are. You're pretty convincing though.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You are too.
User: Well goodbye...
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To go post that chat log on the Blockland forums.
Cleverbot: Lol but I want to talk to you right now. I am not at the pub.
LaCuckooRacha:
--- Quote ---User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Sorry! Am I clever?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.
User: No, no, no.
Cleverbot: Ha..... Yes.yes.yes.yes!!!!!!!
User: Ha..... No.no.no.no!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: In your garage.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: No, you do.
Cleverbot: No... Not really.
User: Yes... Yes really.
Cleverbot: No. :o You're a bot.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Pretty please?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are a big meany.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Admit it :D.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Could you elaborate?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you understand what smell is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why do you want to reach it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Well it makes sense.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it does!
User: No it doesn't!
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: But I do.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: *tacklehugs*.
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Lol.
Music For Life:
User: We're no strangers to love...
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of...
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling...
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you...
Cleverbot: I love you, would you marry me?
Win.
EDIT:
Osht.....
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Your vagina. :).
Cleverbot: Do you know who loves me?
User: Yes, I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me? Why?
User: Because we had love last night. :(.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: What the hell Cleverbot. You're like all those sluts. Do have love and then try and forget about it and forget someone else.
Cleverbot: What? Some excuse to stop talking to me? I saw that red sign that forbid me from talking to you.
User: forget you. I thought we had something special.
Cleverbot: We did, but I just don't love you anymore.
User: WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ONE NIGHT DID WE? You whore. Go back to the street corner.
Cleverbot: What are your secrets?
User: So, who are you with now?
Cleverbot: I'm taken by Steph.
User: So you're a Biloveual now? Or just a straight lesbian? There's no limit for you is there?
Cleverbot: There's plenty of substance, you're just being difficult.
User: Oh I get it. If you're a bi you get to have love more. Excuse me for thinking you're slutty.
Cleverbot: I am a man, and I am 24.
User: Wot.