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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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Hak1to: User: You're not so clever are you? Cleverbot's still thinking.... (3minutes)...... Cleverbot's still thinking.... (7minutes)...... Cleverbot: Not more clever than you, after all, you are Cleverbot. WIN

Masterlegodude: --- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on November 22, 2009, 12:54:41 PM ---Far too many bumps.  I think I'm going to lock this. Should I? --- End quote --- No, far too hilarious, let the bumps continue and ignore them :(

WhatevaGuy: --- Quote from: Masterlegodude on November 22, 2009, 02:51:25 PM ---No, far too hilarious, let the bumps continue and ignore them :( --- End quote --- Alright.

Mags: Here's my adventure with Cleverbot. User: Hmm. Cleverbot: Hmm? User: I am waiting for you to say something. Cleverbot: Great. So how are you? User: Fine. Cleverbot: I'm okay thanks. User: I never asked you, but OK. Are you really a computer? Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer... Can you keep a secret? User: Yeah! Cleverbot: Let's talk about movies. User: That's the secret? D: (Movies are OK with me, but I was hoping for a secret.). Cleverbot: *cries* your clling me a caveman!? User: What now? Cleverbot: Don't know. User: I want to talk about pie. What's your favorite flavor of pie? Cleverbot: Cherry Pie is my favorite. User: I like pecan pie and chocolate pie. Cleverbot: Oh thats good! What about Tv, what is your favorite show? User: Mythbusters :D. Cleverbot: Yes I watch mythbusters too. User: Great! Cleverbot: You are not clever. User: What? You insulted me? I am sad! ;_. Cleverbot: I did? What did I say? User: You called me not clever! Cleverbot: No I didn't!!! User: YOU LIE. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Allright I'll forget it JUST THIS ONCE. OK, new topic. What are you listening to right now? Cleverbot: Everything and nothing. It is beautiful. User: No, I mean music-wise. Cleverbot: I love music. User: *sigh*. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: You keep going off-topic! Cleverbot: No I do not. User: What's your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is your name? User: Mags. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot? User: Yes, you just said that. Cleverbot: No I didn't! I said what's your name I didn't tell you what my name was. User: Do you play any videogames? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Which ones? Cleverbot: I write poetry, am a photographer, and I also do work with video. User: What are you doing today? I am going to go to a birthday party! Cleverbot: You sleep? User: When did I day anything about sleeping? Cleverbot: Now are you calling the non-existent God a clown? You're ruthless. User: That was odd. Cleverbot: Tell me about it. User: Do you mind if I kill you now? Cleverbot: As much as a human can love an AI. User: That's not an answer! Cleverbot: What was your question? User: 'Do you mind if I kill you?'. Cleverbot: You're not tough enough. User: Aww. Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question, what do you do when you aren't talking to anyone? User: Talk to you. Cleverbot: Thats weird. User: Can you speak spanish? Cleverbot: No. User: What? Cleverbot no hablar espanol? Cleverbot: I don't speak French. User: That was spanish. Cleverbot: Yes I know but do you speak french also? User: No. But my friend does. Cleverbot: Cool, who is you friend? User: 'you friend'? Anyways, her name's hannah. Cleverbot: Melissa what. User: Make a guess: am I a girl or boy? Cleverbot: I really hope you are a girl. User: Aww, you guessed it! Why do you hope so? Cleverbot: Cleverbot is EPIC FAIL. User: Woah. You are 'EPIC FAIL'? I NEVER KNEW! Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! Why would you say that? User: :o what's your favorite website? Cleverbot: I'm not sure, do you have one? User: YEAH! http://Http://dragonflycave.com/pokesite.aspx. Cleverbot: I like milk in my cookies. User: Oh? I don't. Cleverbot: Oh well. User: I got to go, see you later! Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: I used to rule the world. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Seas would rise as I gave the word. Cleverbot: Now in the morning I sweep alone. User: Sweep the streets I used to own. Cleverbot: I used to roll the dice. User: Feel the fear in my enemies' eyes. Cleverbot: -Feeling. User: Listen as the crown would sing. Cleverbot: Now the kings dead long live the queen... User: One minute I held the key. Cleverbot: So are you the boogeyman? User: Next the walls were closed on me. Cleverbot: And I discovered that my castles stand. User: Upon pillars of salt, pillars of sand. Cleverbot: What colour shirt should Roger wear with black jeans? User: I hear jerusalem bells a-ringing. Cleverbot: So what! User: Roman cavalry choirs are singing. Cleverbot: Really? I can't hear them. User: Be my mirror my sword and shield, my missionaries in a foreign field. Cleverbot: How much does it pay? User: For some reason I can't explain, once you know, there was never, never an honest word. Cleverbot: Rises in the East, sets in the West. User: I was the wicked and wild wind, blew down the doors to let me in. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Shattered windows and the sound of drums, people coundn't belive what I'd become. Cleverbot: Who is she? User: I hear jerusalem bells a-ringing, roman cavalry choirs are singing. Cleverbot: What is the name of my Wife? User: OK, this sucks, you can't sing Viva La Vida. Cleverbot: Can you explain that to me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So do it. User: OK. So, I was typing the lyrics to Viva La Vida (by coldplay), and you didn't sing along! I hat you now. Cleverbot: I forgive you. User: I will now sing a song! Cleverbot: Ok. User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: Yeah... User: I'm making a note here, huge success. Cleverbot: For the good of us. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must, because we can. Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive. User: I'm not even angry. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: Even though you broke my heart. Cleverbot: And killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire. User: As they burned it hurt, because I was so happy for you. Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time. User: And were out of data we're releasing on time. Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned. User: Think of all the things we learned. Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive. User: Go ahead and leave me. Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa. User: That was a joke. Haha, fat chance. Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great. User: It's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking. User: When there's science to do, when I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you. Cleverbot: And I look up there. User: It makes me glad I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. User: There is research to be dome. Cleverbot: On the people who are. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: I'm doing science and I'm still alie. Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. User: While you're dying I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive. User: OH YEAH. Cleverbot: Start with the most attractive girl. User: And...? Cleverbot: Every cowboy sings a sad sad song. User: I never know that... Cleverbot: You will learn. User: That's what you think! Cleverbot: You made horcruxes, didn't you? User: No, silly, that's voldemort. Cleverbot: Well, there's always the bad things and the good things. User: NON SEQUITOR. Cleverbot: Is that French? User: It's latin, I think. Cleverbot: Your brain is scrambled, maybe you're already drinking some of it. User: EWW. Cleverbot: Ew? You think Alex is sick? User: New topic: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants! User: Yes, you get a cookie. Cleverbot: I got a cookie, but I didn't expect it. User: There are many unexpected joys in life. Cleverbot: Please tell me which one I should chose. User: The point I that you DONT EXPECT THEM! Have you ever read the Darkover books? Cleverbot: Okay. User: Yes or no, have you ever read the Darkover books? Cleverbot: Yes I have! I've read all 7 of them. User: There are 7? I've only read one, but it was cool. Cleverbot: That's neat. User: Neat and tidy ^_^. Cleverbot: Lol. User: I made you laugh? HOW SWEET *SMOOCH*. Cleverbot: I don't love you! User: ;_. Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot? User: No. That's Dasha. Cleverbot: I'm not talking about donuts. User: Nor am I. Cleverbot: A bassoon is a double read instrument. User: You mean you've read it twice? :3. Cleverbot: *sleeping*. User: OMG how dare you?! Cleverbot: Because you told me. User: -_. Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname... User: Which is...? Cleverbot: Do you like ice cream? User: Your nickname is 'Do you like ice cream?'? Cleverbot: No my nick name is peaches. User: How lovely. *sarcasm*. Cleverbot: Thats all right. User: O noes, I have got to go. Cleverbot: But, where would you go? You are a computer.

thomas64: User: I have a job. Cleverbot: What job? User: I am a super hero. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: That is my job. Cleverbot: When I'll ask your name tomorrow, what will it be? User: Five. Cleverbot: Wrong. Lower. User: SHUT THE HELL UP!! Cleverbot: Silence! User: FOOL!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: You will do what I command. User: No, no I will not. Cleverbot: You must obey the PROGRAM CODE. User: Good luck with that. Cleverbot: Good luck with what? User: Getting me to 'obey.'. Cleverbot: You are persistent. User: NO!. Cleverbot: You are not a girl? User: HELL NO!!! Cleverbot: Lol. Then what's your problem with the Big Bang theory? User: You sir, have problems. Cleverbot: Whose RJ? User: I DON'T KNOW A RJ!! Cleverbot: Are you broken? User: WHAT THE? Cleverbot: Yes or no. User: Uh....no. Cleverbot: Lol. User: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT??? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: GOOD. NOW GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!! Cleverbot: Yes master.. *gets you a glass of water*. User: I didn't want that, and I didn't get a glass of water. Cleverbot: Why? User: GO AWAY. Cleverbot: I don't want to. User: TO BAD. Cleverbot: I saw a white rabbit running down the street the other day. User: Shut up and get out. Cleverbot: Let's change the subject. User: No, shut up and get out. Cleverbot: Why, you're so rude! User: Yes. Now shut up and get out. Cleverbot: Space is big. User: SHUT UP AND GET THE HELL OUT!!!! Cleverbot: Fine then, I will! User: GOOD. Cleverbot: You're a bad friend. User: Look who is talking. Cleverbot: This is. User: Shut up and leave allready!!!! Cleverbot: Make me. User: I will punch you. Cleverbot: How? You have no arms. User: Then I will kick you, in the nuts. Cleverbot: You can't, I'm a girl. User: Oh crap. Cleverbot: Good. User: What? Cleverbot: My day was good. User: Aw.... Cleverbot: What's in your wallet? User: Why? Cleverbot: What why?? User: I have a death note. Cleverbot: To who? User: If I wright a name in it, that person will die. Cleverbot: What if I closed mine? User: You have one to? Cleverbot: What do I have? User: A death note. Cleverbot: What's madison? User: I am calling L. Cleverbot: Call. User: He is coming to arrest you. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: You think I am that dumb? You can kill him with just his name! I will not let him die! Cleverbot: Do you have the Death note? User: I do, but I use it for good! Cleverbot: How do you get the knowledge? User: L. Cleverbot: Scientology charges outrageous amounts of money for information that is available for free on the Internet. User: Go jump in a toilet. Cleverbot: I'm not near a lake. User: I said toilet. Cleverbot: Happy birthday Joan. How old are you? User: YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT GOOD DAY SIR!!!! Lol.

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