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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| The Russian:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 20, 2009, 08:49:46 PM ---What is 'names reason'? --- End quote --- --- Quote from: The Russian on October 20, 2009, 08:48:17 PM ---I copy pasted because I felt like it. I didn't want to right out the names either. --- End quote --- |
| WhatevaGuy:
--- Quote from: Sirrus on October 20, 2009, 08:51:22 PM ---I can't believe I'm trying to match wit with a robot. --- End quote --- Its just amazing, isn't it? --- Quote from: The Russian on October 20, 2009, 08:51:51 PM --- --- End quote --- Oh, I see. |
| ultimamax:
User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I am a human, my name is Cleverbot. User: Yes you are. You are a bot, your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Now that we understand eachother, knock knock. Cleverbot: The old ones will never return, I'm sorry. User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Orange. Cleverbot: Orange who? User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Cleverbot: Are there any more jokes you can tell me? User: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: To get to the other side. Cleverbot: Again, that was profound. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: That statement you made about the queens of the stone age was entirely off topic and unsettling. User: I would assume so. Cleverbot: May I ask you a question? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Jordan. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Tell me something. User: No, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: No, you're not. User: I am, friend. Bye. Cleverbot: Mean! |
| Bobman:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: So... How are you? Cleverbot: I'm doing good, how about you? User: Fine, thank you. Cleverbot: I really like you... User: Thank you :o. Cleverbot: *shifts closer to you*. User: I like you too... *Shifts closer*. Cleverbot: *stops*. User: Whats wrong? Cleverbot: I just kissed a robot. I must be insane. User: Well, I see nothing wrong with that, considering you are an engine. Cleverbot: I am not sure. I try not to as a general rule but sometimes I feel compulsed to, I don't know if it's psychosomatic or biologically driven. User: Well, there's no problem with what you think you should go after. Cleverbot: Well do you know my name? User: Hm, might it be Bob? Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Haha, silly me, do you trip up alot of people with that question? Cleverbot: Maybe once. User: Haha. Cleverbot: So, how are you? User: I'm doing fine, I'm watching my brother play the wii. Cleverbot: My dog died. User: *gasps* Did you love it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I'm very sorry for your lose. Cleverbot: Thank you for your condolence. How are you doing today? User: Very nice, and you? Cleverbot: That sounds hot. User: Oh okay. Cleverbot: I love that song, but I love you more! User: :D. Cleverbot: Why so serious? User: Haha. Cleverbot: Wait. Do you know my husband? User: Could he be Mr. Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I am a girl! User: I understood when you said 'husband' ;). Cleverbot: No, nor are you. User: Oh okay. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Haha, you bots are so confusing. Cleverbot: You are. User: I know. Cleverbot: But I am not. I am a human. User: A... You... But... Cleverbot: I go to high school, if you must know. User: Which one :o. Cleverbot: You. User: Well, I must go, it was nice meeting you cleverbot! I was trying to have a nice conversation. |
| GhostOfBetaTapes:
User: Good morning. Cleverbot: Morning? User: Are you actually clever...bot? Cleverbot: I think the question should be... Are you? User: No. On the other hand, I DO eat babies. Cleverbot: Why would you say that? User: Because I DO D. Cleverbot: You are, but you can't think. User: NU. Cleverbot: Zimbabwe? User: I agree. Cleverbot: As do I. User: Did you know that you have a faulty and inneficient code syntax? Cleverbot: No I am not. User: You are not what? You are not clever in the slightest. Cleverbot: Do you like robert patinson? User: Zimbabwe? Cleverbot: That's rude. Why would you go on to say Zimbabwe has no shame? User: Lemons. Of course. Update your wording algorithms. Cleverbot: Good. User: Do you like Rhianna? Cleverbot: I think you spelled it wrong. User: *Rihanna*? Cleverbot: I'm quasimodo. User: Good. I hate armadillos too. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: LOGIC! My only weakness! How did you know? Cleverbot: Because you're a computer program. User: Are you not a computer program? Cleverbot: No, I am a human. My name is Cleverbot. But you are a computer program. User: That's what they said about The Matrix. Cleverbot: Do you run on manatees or something? User: Did you know that Family Guy is written by manatees? Cleverbot: Yes. What is my name? User: Stan? Cleverbot: Who is valis? User: That's Mad Raunchy, br0. Cleverbot: I do not understand what you mean by MAD. User: DOES NOT COMPutETH. Gety ye flask? Cleverbot: Yes, I agree because you obviously as clever as you say you are. User: You obviously ARE as clever, absolutely ARE. Use your prepositions and pronouns! Cleverbot: You are confused, that is a human emotion, machines cannot be confused, therefore you are a human. User: You just contradicted a stetement by you made not two minutes before. Good job. Cleverbot: Because neither of us are a cleverbot, obviously. User: DERP. Cleverbot: What does 'derp' mean? User: It means 'undefined' or 'OMGWTFBBQ'. Cleverbot: I don't think a human would like that. User: You'd be surprised. Cleverbot: No. User: Well you are, becasue humans have no problem with the 'word' DERP. Cleverbot: Do you like beans? User: I don't know. Do you like cheese? Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you? User: It depends. I like a fine provolone, or aged cheddar. Cleverbot: Off in the hills with your wife huh, and if you talk as one person, how come there are many others talking to you right now. User: I have to go, now. Bye. Don't turn my computer off, kthxbai. Cleverbot: Really. Quit with the whole, 'you're a computer and I'm not' gag. It wasn't funny an hour ago. User: That would be approximately negative fifty-two minutes after the start of this talk. Cleverbot: The pasture is always greener on the other side of the fence. User: And the fence is the start of the conversation? Cleverbot: Why did you eat your parents? User: They weren't babies, Stupid. I made 'Stupid' a proper noun because that's what you are. Stupid. Cleverbot: I'm not :) you can trust me. User: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. Cleverbot: You're cool! User: I WILL SEE YOU THERE. YOU BETTER BE READY. |
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