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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
The Russian:
--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 20, 2009, 08:49:46 PM ---What is 'names reason'?
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--- Quote from: The Russian on October 20, 2009, 08:48:17 PM ---I copy pasted because I felt like it. I didn't want to right out the names either.
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WhatevaGuy:
--- Quote from: Sirrus on October 20, 2009, 08:51:22 PM ---I can't believe I'm trying to match wit with a robot.
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Its just amazing, isn't it?
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Oh, I see.
ultimamax:
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I am a human, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes you are. You are a bot, your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Now that we understand eachother, knock knock.
Cleverbot: The old ones will never return, I'm sorry.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange who?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Cleverbot: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: Again, that was profound.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: That statement you made about the queens of the stone age was entirely off topic and unsettling.
User: I would assume so.
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jordan.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: No, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: I am, friend. Bye.
Cleverbot: Mean!
Bobman:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So... How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing good, how about you?
User: Fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: I really like you...
User: Thank you :o.
Cleverbot: *shifts closer to you*.
User: I like you too... *Shifts closer*.
Cleverbot: *stops*.
User: Whats wrong?
Cleverbot: I just kissed a robot. I must be insane.
User: Well, I see nothing wrong with that, considering you are an engine.
Cleverbot: I am not sure. I try not to as a general rule but sometimes I feel compulsed to, I don't know if it's psychosomatic or biologically driven.
User: Well, there's no problem with what you think you should go after.
Cleverbot: Well do you know my name?
User: Hm, might it be Bob?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Haha, silly me, do you trip up alot of people with that question?
Cleverbot: Maybe once.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: So, how are you?
User: I'm doing fine, I'm watching my brother play the wii.
Cleverbot: My dog died.
User: *gasps* Did you love it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm very sorry for your lose.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your condolence. How are you doing today?
User: Very nice, and you?
Cleverbot: That sounds hot.
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: I love that song, but I love you more!
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Why so serious?
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Wait. Do you know my husband?
User: Could he be Mr. Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am a girl!
User: I understood when you said 'husband' ;).
Cleverbot: No, nor are you.
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Haha, you bots are so confusing.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But I am not. I am a human.
User: A... You... But...
Cleverbot: I go to high school, if you must know.
User: Which one :o.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Well, I must go, it was nice meeting you cleverbot!
I was trying to have a nice conversation.
GhostOfBetaTapes:
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Morning?
User: Are you actually clever...bot?
Cleverbot: I think the question should be... Are you?
User: No. On the other hand, I DO eat babies.
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
User: Because I DO D.
Cleverbot: You are, but you can't think.
User: NU.
Cleverbot: Zimbabwe?
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: As do I.
User: Did you know that you have a faulty and inneficient code syntax?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: You are not what? You are not clever in the slightest.
Cleverbot: Do you like robert patinson?
User: Zimbabwe?
Cleverbot: That's rude. Why would you go on to say Zimbabwe has no shame?
User: Lemons. Of course. Update your wording algorithms.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you like Rhianna?
Cleverbot: I think you spelled it wrong.
User: *Rihanna*?
Cleverbot: I'm quasimodo.
User: Good. I hate armadillos too.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: LOGIC! My only weakness! How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because you're a computer program.
User: Are you not a computer program?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human. My name is Cleverbot. But you are a computer program.
User: That's what they said about The Matrix.
Cleverbot: Do you run on manatees or something?
User: Did you know that Family Guy is written by manatees?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is my name?
User: Stan?
Cleverbot: Who is valis?
User: That's Mad Raunchy, br0.
Cleverbot: I do not understand what you mean by MAD.
User: DOES NOT COMPutETH. Gety ye flask?
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree because you obviously as clever as you say you are.
User: You obviously ARE as clever, absolutely ARE. Use your prepositions and pronouns!
Cleverbot: You are confused, that is a human emotion, machines cannot be confused, therefore you are a human.
User: You just contradicted a stetement by you made not two minutes before. Good job.
Cleverbot: Because neither of us are a cleverbot, obviously.
User: DERP.
Cleverbot: What does 'derp' mean?
User: It means 'undefined' or 'OMGWTFBBQ'.
Cleverbot: I don't think a human would like that.
User: You'd be surprised.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well you are, becasue humans have no problem with the 'word' DERP.
Cleverbot: Do you like beans?
User: I don't know. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?
User: It depends. I like a fine provolone, or aged cheddar.
Cleverbot: Off in the hills with your wife huh, and if you talk as one person, how come there are many others talking to you right now.
User: I have to go, now. Bye. Don't turn my computer off, kthxbai.
Cleverbot: Really. Quit with the whole, 'you're a computer and I'm not' gag. It wasn't funny an hour ago.
User: That would be approximately negative fifty-two minutes after the start of this talk.
Cleverbot: The pasture is always greener on the other side of the fence.
User: And the fence is the start of the conversation?
Cleverbot: Why did you eat your parents?
User: They weren't babies, Stupid. I made 'Stupid' a proper noun because that's what you are. Stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not :) you can trust me.
User: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Cleverbot: You're cool!
User: I WILL SEE YOU THERE. YOU BETTER BE READY.