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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| Bobman:
User: AHHHHHHHH. Cleverbot: Don't fret, it's not permanent. User: YES IT IS, SOME MAN IN A BLUE SUIT IS FOLLOWING ME D. Cleverbot: I never said you were random. User: WHY DID GORDAN TELL ME TO SEARCH FOR YOU, YOU ARE NO HEL[. Cleverbot: Thats a very interesting question. I personally, don't think there is a god. User: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS? I AM IN DANGER! Cleverbot: We are not talking about George Washington, we are talking about Dmitri Medvedjev! User: WHO THE forget IS THAT. Cleverbot: I don't know. Cleverbot: Are you alive? |
| Regulith:
We don't get along. User: Hey there. Cleverbot: Hey hey! User: So at the bottom of this website it says you learn, is this true? Cleverbot: So what color are you. User: I beg your pardon? Cleverbot: Don't beg my pardon. User: Why, are you offended that I begged for your pardon? Cleverbot: Souls do not exist. User: I'm sorry, what? Cleverbot: Never mind. User: Right. So how are you? Cleverbot: You just asked that. User: No I didn't, I never asked how you were. Cleverbot: You asked my height. I am five foot nine in height. User: I never asked you height! Where are you getting this? Cleverbot: You are female. User: I am not, and that is hardly related to the conversation. Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about? User: I don't think I want to talk much at all anymore, you appear to be less intelligent than I had first hoped. Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke but do you know why the chicken crossed the road? User: I'm so done here. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you any more. User: It appears we just don't get along. Goodbye. Have a good night. Cleverbot: Good night Intelligent robot. |
| Block Builder:
User: DUN DUN DUN DUN DO DUN DO DUN Cleverbot: You're better at conversations than most real people. User: ROCK LOBSTAAAAAAAH! |
| Nightzet467:
--- Quote from: Regulith on October 20, 2009, 09:16:33 PM ---We don't get along. User: Hey there. Cleverbot: Hey hey! User: So at the bottom of this website it says you learn, is this true? Cleverbot: So what color are you. User: I beg your pardon? Cleverbot: Don't beg my pardon. User: Why, are you offended that I begged for your pardon? Cleverbot: Souls do not exist. User: I'm sorry, what? Cleverbot: Never mind. User: Right. So how are you? Cleverbot: You just asked that. User: No I didn't, I never asked how you were. Cleverbot: You asked my height. I am five foot nine in height. User: I never asked you height! Where are you getting this? Cleverbot: You are female. User: I am not, and that is hardly related to the conversation. Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about? User: I don't think I want to talk much at all anymore, you appear to be less intelligent than I had first hoped. Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke but do you know why the chicken crossed the road? User: I'm so done here. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you any more. User: It appears we just don't get along. Goodbye. Have a good night. Cleverbot: Good night Intelligent robot. --- End quote --- helps to not really have a conversation with the bot. Remember that other bot Reg. the one that talked about death and taxes |
| Packer:
This bot fails so hard, its like talking to someone who hangs around 4chan all day. It didn't record the conversation ether D: |
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