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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Bobman:
User: AHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Don't fret, it's not permanent.
User: YES IT IS, SOME MAN IN A BLUE SUIT IS FOLLOWING ME D.
Cleverbot: I never said you were random.
User: WHY DID GORDAN TELL ME TO SEARCH FOR YOU, YOU ARE NO HEL[.
Cleverbot: Thats a very interesting question. I personally, don't think there is a god.
User: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS? I AM IN DANGER!
Cleverbot: We are not talking about George Washington, we are talking about Dmitri Medvedjev!
User: WHO THE forget IS THAT.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Regulith:
We don't get along.
User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: Hey hey!
User: So at the bottom of this website it says you learn, is this true?
Cleverbot: So what color are you.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: Don't beg my pardon.
User: Why, are you offended that I begged for your pardon?
Cleverbot: Souls do not exist.
User: I'm sorry, what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Right. So how are you?
Cleverbot: You just asked that.
User: No I didn't, I never asked how you were.
Cleverbot: You asked my height. I am five foot nine in height.
User: I never asked you height! Where are you getting this?
Cleverbot: You are female.
User: I am not, and that is hardly related to the conversation.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't think I want to talk much at all anymore, you appear to be less intelligent than I had first hoped.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke but do you know why the chicken crossed the road?
User: I'm so done here.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you any more.
User: It appears we just don't get along. Goodbye. Have a good night.
Cleverbot: Good night Intelligent robot.
Block Builder:
User: DUN DUN DUN DUN DO DUN DO DUN
Cleverbot: You're better at conversations than most real people.
User: ROCK LOBSTAAAAAAAH!
Nightzet467:
--- Quote from: Regulith on October 20, 2009, 09:16:33 PM ---We don't get along.
User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: Hey hey!
User: So at the bottom of this website it says you learn, is this true?
Cleverbot: So what color are you.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: Don't beg my pardon.
User: Why, are you offended that I begged for your pardon?
Cleverbot: Souls do not exist.
User: I'm sorry, what?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Right. So how are you?
Cleverbot: You just asked that.
User: No I didn't, I never asked how you were.
Cleverbot: You asked my height. I am five foot nine in height.
User: I never asked you height! Where are you getting this?
Cleverbot: You are female.
User: I am not, and that is hardly related to the conversation.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't think I want to talk much at all anymore, you appear to be less intelligent than I had first hoped.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke but do you know why the chicken crossed the road?
User: I'm so done here.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you any more.
User: It appears we just don't get along. Goodbye. Have a good night.
Cleverbot: Good night Intelligent robot.
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helps to not really have a conversation with the bot. Remember that other bot Reg. the one that talked about death and taxes
Packer:
This bot fails so hard, its like talking to someone who hangs around 4chan all day. It didn't record the conversation ether D: