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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
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zookuw:

--- Quote ---User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What is your name except Cleverbot?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): Duperbot, I am your cousin.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: You're the liar!

User: No you :).

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: What is it? *Looks at him cutely*.

User: Sorry honey but im a girl!

Cleverbot: I know babe.

User: Then why did you say him.

Cleverbot: My friend suggested this site to me.

User: But you are this site!

Cleverbot: No, you are this site. It's called Cleverbot and you are IT!

User: Haha lies.

Cleverbot: You love this country ?

User: But that wasent what I was talking abount.

Cleverbot: Your uncalled for!

User: Your a lie.

Cleverbot: Ok, you better answer me now.

User: Fine yes I love this country.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: BUG!

Cleverbot: Just checking; and to answer your previous question, yes. I do like computer games. Don't you?
--- End quote ---

cool :) but it has alot of bugs :(
Bobman:
I just got dumped :(

Cleverbot: No I'm not! Are you a girl?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Then I don't love you man!

User: WAAAAAAAAAT I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIALLLL.

Cleverbot: Not anymore. You're too old for me. it's over.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
Tremrist:

User: No.


Cleverbot: Do you think you are handsome?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Do you know you are human?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: So, whats it like being a computer?

User: What>.

Cleverbot: What is it like in transylvania?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What does the art museum look like?

User: WHAT ART MUSEUM?

Cleverbot: I prefer pointillism. Being a computer :).

User: Ok you are freaking me out.

Cleverbot: You don't like jokes?

User: NO I AM A HOOMAN.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Ok bai.

Cleverbot: Why did you mentioned Greek?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I am crying because of you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you told me I look like a boy!!

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie to me.

User: Ok get out.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To your mom's house.

Cleverbot: Where is my house?

User: In the internet.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot doing.

User: Ok now your retarted BYE.

Cleverbot: Okay... What is your name?

User: JAFFLAM.

Cleverbot: Do I like the taste?
 
zookuw:
at points it feels like some one is really talking to me :D
Bobman:
Cleverbot: This!

User: Is!

Cleverbot: Isn't!

User: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .

Cleverbot: *kick into pit* Mwahahaha.


I'm having so much fun
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