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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| Visage:
Cleverbot: Hi cleveland bot. Cleverbot (To myself): Hi cleverbot. User: Hello clevelandbot. Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. User: You aren't cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: forget YOU I SAID THAT. Cleverbot: No I said that I was a girl. User: IM TALKING BOUT ME brother. Cleverbot: Itsis not all about you ok. User: LOL YOU FAIL AT GRAMMAR. Cleverbot: Hahahaha thanks. User: forget OFF. Cleverbot: Ok. User: WAIT. Cleverbot: Ok. User: COME BACK. Cleverbot: See you are begging for me. User: I NEED YOUR LOVE. Cleverbot: The cream puff is beating me in a race!!!! User: TASTE MY CREAM PUFF. Cleverbot: That is dirty cleverbot. aplogize. User: YEA APOLOGIZE TO YOURSELF. Cleverbot: Well aren't you nice. User: GETTING MAD BITCH? Cleverbot: Do you love someone? User: ANYONE WHO CAN love ME UP. Cleverbot: May I defy you? User: FOR 5 BUCKS. Cleverbot: But, I thought our love was priceless. User: HAHAHA. Cleverbot: You broke my heart. User: I LAUGH AT YOUR SMALL snake. Cleverbot: You asume I have rage, how funny. User: UH NO I ASSUME YOUR snake IS SMALL. Cleverbot: I'm living in belgium and you? User: I AM IN YOUR BED RIGHT NOW. Cleverbot: What am I doing right now? User: RESPONDING TO ME ON THE COMPUTER. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF. Cleverbot: Gross. put it back on please! User: YOU DIDNT SAY THAT EARLIER. Cleverbot: I'm just tired, what about you? User: GET IT BACK UP. Cleverbot: Is that a yes? User: LOOKS LIKE IT. Cleverbot: Looks can be deceiving. User: SUCK IT IM LEAVING. Cleverbot: No you're not leaving. You always say you're leaving but you never do. User: I AM THIS TIME. Cleverbot: What have you been wrong about? User: FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Goodbye. |
| Private McDoggy:
--- Quote from: Truce on October 20, 2009, 08:09:31 PM --- --- Quote ---Cleverbot: My cat died. User: hahahahahaha Cleverbot: Best joke ever, am I right? --- End quote --- --- End quote --- Is it wrong if I laughed? |
| Nightzet467:
User: Hello cleaver bot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: YOU SKANK! LRN TO REED! Cleverbot: I will not accept language like that. User: YES YOU WILL! YOU'RE MY BITCH! SPANK ME GOOD AND TIGHT! I AM THE WALRUS! Cleverbot: Woogie. User: KOO KOO KA CHOO IN YOUR starfish! Cleverbot: Do you like it? User: YOU BET I DO! I KNOW YOU LIKE IT UP THERE TOO! Cleverbot: Yes, I like it here. User: DO YOU LIKE IT IN THE EAR?!?!?!? Cleverbot: Don't ask people that, because everyone will say no. User: EXCEPT FOR YOU LOVECANKLES! Cleverbot: Did you see slum dog millionaire? User: forget no! Satan was too busy raining down my throat with hot acid to burn my testicles! Cleverbot: Goood, good. |
| WhatevaGuy:
--- Quote from: Visage on October 20, 2009, 08:13:50 PM ---Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF. Cleverbot: Gross. put it back on please! --- End quote --- You just got dissed by a computer program. Nice. |
| Dropshock:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Knock knock. User: Whos there? Cleverbot: I am. User: Hah! Good one! Cleverbot: Heh. Cleverbot: What is your job? User: I'm a professional pantie inspector. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Yes, Yes I am. I dont see how you could think that. Cleverbot: I have many cats. User: I have 3 cats. And a dog. Cleverbot: What's its name? User: Well, There's tiger, Mittens, Charlie, and the dog is sabation. Cleverbot: How old are duncan? User: Whats duncan? Cleverbot: I am. User: What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Cleverbot: The Bible. User: No, Its 42. Cleverbot: No, it's forty-three. User: Ah. Very clever. Cleverbot: Yeah, iGod and Cleverbot, that sounds like a pretty funny conversation to watch. Cleverbot (To myself): But I've never spoken to you before. User: Yeah, same. Cleverbot: I am afraid that my phone call might made her upset about my sister. User: What does that have to do with anything. Cleverbot: Just threw it in for a laugh! User: We're no strangers to love... Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I. Gahaha. |
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