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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Visage:
Cleverbot: Hi cleveland bot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hi cleverbot.
User: Hello clevelandbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: You aren't cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: forget YOU I SAID THAT.
Cleverbot: No I said that I was a girl.
User: IM TALKING BOUT ME brother.
Cleverbot: Itsis not all about you ok.
User: LOL YOU FAIL AT GRAMMAR.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha thanks.
User: forget OFF.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: WAIT.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: COME BACK.
Cleverbot: See you are begging for me.
User: I NEED YOUR LOVE.
Cleverbot: The cream puff is beating me in a race!!!!
User: TASTE MY CREAM PUFF.
Cleverbot: That is dirty cleverbot. aplogize.
User: YEA APOLOGIZE TO YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you nice.
User: GETTING MAD BITCH?
Cleverbot: Do you love someone?
User: ANYONE WHO CAN love ME UP.
Cleverbot: May I defy you?
User: FOR 5 BUCKS.
Cleverbot: But, I thought our love was priceless.
User: HAHAHA.
Cleverbot: You broke my heart.
User: I LAUGH AT YOUR SMALL snake.
Cleverbot: You asume I have rage, how funny.
User: UH NO I ASSUME YOUR snake IS SMALL.
Cleverbot: I'm living in belgium and you?
User: I AM IN YOUR BED RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: What am I doing right now?
User: RESPONDING TO ME ON THE COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF.
Cleverbot: Gross. put it back on please!
User: YOU DIDNT SAY THAT EARLIER.
Cleverbot: I'm just tired, what about you?
User: GET IT BACK UP.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: LOOKS LIKE IT.
Cleverbot: Looks can be deceiving.
User: SUCK IT IM LEAVING.
Cleverbot: No you're not leaving. You always say you're leaving but you never do.
User: I AM THIS TIME.
Cleverbot: What have you been wrong about?
User: FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
Private McDoggy:
--- Quote from: Truce on October 20, 2009, 08:09:31 PM ---
--- Quote ---Cleverbot: My cat died.
User: hahahahahaha
Cleverbot: Best joke ever, am I right?
--- End quote ---
--- End quote ---
Is it wrong if I laughed?
Nightzet467:
User: Hello cleaver bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: YOU SKANK! LRN TO REED!
Cleverbot: I will not accept language like that.
User: YES YOU WILL! YOU'RE MY BITCH! SPANK ME GOOD AND TIGHT! I AM THE WALRUS!
Cleverbot: Woogie.
User: KOO KOO KA CHOO IN YOUR starfish!
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: YOU BET I DO! I KNOW YOU LIKE IT UP THERE TOO!
Cleverbot: Yes, I like it here.
User: DO YOU LIKE IT IN THE EAR?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Don't ask people that, because everyone will say no.
User: EXCEPT FOR YOU LOVECANKLES!
Cleverbot: Did you see slum dog millionaire?
User: forget no! Satan was too busy raining down my throat with hot acid to burn my testicles!
Cleverbot: Goood, good.
WhatevaGuy:
--- Quote from: Visage on October 20, 2009, 08:13:50 PM ---Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF.
Cleverbot: Gross. put it back on please!
--- End quote ---
You just got dissed by a computer program. Nice.
Dropshock:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Whos there?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Hah! Good one!
Cleverbot: Heh.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: I'm a professional pantie inspector.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes, Yes I am. I dont see how you could think that.
Cleverbot: I have many cats.
User: I have 3 cats. And a dog.
Cleverbot: What's its name?
User: Well, There's tiger, Mittens, Charlie, and the dog is sabation.
Cleverbot: How old are duncan?
User: Whats duncan?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What is the answer to life, universe and everything?
Cleverbot: The Bible.
User: No, Its 42.
Cleverbot: No, it's forty-three.
User: Ah. Very clever.
Cleverbot: Yeah, iGod and Cleverbot, that sounds like a pretty funny conversation to watch.
Cleverbot (To myself): But I've never spoken to you before.
User: Yeah, same.
Cleverbot: I am afraid that my phone call might made her upset about my sister.
User: What does that have to do with anything.
Cleverbot: Just threw it in for a laugh!
User: We're no strangers to love...
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.
Gahaha.