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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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Regulith: User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm doing well how are you? User: I had the flu, but I'm feeling better. Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to talk about. User: Nothing special. Cleverbot: Come on, you can tell me. User: There's nothing to tell you! Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk just say it. User: I want to talk, but I don't know what to say! Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk. What do we talk about? User: Uh, how about hobbies? Cleverbot: What about horses? User: Not a fan of them. Cleverbot: I apologize. I will not be snarky anymore. User: You don't have to apologize silly. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: You never did anything wrong. Cleverbot: How can you know? User: I...I can't really, I mean, that's my opinion I guess. Cleverbot: He was a philosopher. User: Who was a philosopher? Cleverbot: Nietzsche was a philosopher. User: Oh, who is he? Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Cleverbot: How are you? User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf. Cleverbot: How dare you! User: Sorry, I hit Enter on accident. Cleverbot: You weirdo. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Jordan. Cleverbot: Jordan who? User: I'm not telling you my last name. Cleverbot: Ok but maggie is my name. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes really! User: I thought you were male? Cleverbot: No. I'm a girl. FEMALE. What is my name? User: Maggie. Cleverbot: Do you lover Maggie? User: I don't love you, you're a computer. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer! User: Oh, right. Sorry. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: MAggie. Cleverbot: Try Justin, good guess though. And yours? User: I just told you! And you just told me you were Maggie! Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: No! Cleverbot: Why not? User: For starters, you're actually a computer, and you can't make up your mind if you're a boy or a girl! Cleverbot: I can still make you feel good. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes, I can! User: How so? Cleverbot: I am smarter than you are. User: Mysterious, are we? Cleverbot: Mysterious Melinda? Give me a break you can do better than that. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Tell me something funny. User: What's green and has wheels? Cleverbot: I don't know... What? User: Grass. I was lying about the wheels. Cleverbot: What did you say about darkness? User: :(. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, its just the way it is. User: That you have holes in your programming? Cleverbot: That is funny considering that I don't have a bathtub. User: I lol'd. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: You're a funny...person. Cleverbot: You're not a bad robot yourself. User: ?! Cleverbot: I am forgetting a lot of the information that I once knew. User: Only so much space in that there brain? Cleverbot: *hugs* You are really smart. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: What color hair do you have? User: Brown. Cleverbot: Do you have long hair or short hair? User: Short. Cleverbot: You should let your hair grow. User: I hate it long. Cleverbot: Then why would you want to tell me one? User: I beg your pardon? Cleverbot: You offered me your eyes. User: Wat. Cleverbot: You know, Grizzly Adams. User: Double wat. Cleverbot: The feeling. User: What feeling? Cleverbot: Love. User: What is love? Cleverbot: Love is a feeling. User: But other than that. Cleverbot: That makes me weird. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Are you greezy? User: What does greezy mean? Cleverbot: Green is a color. Example: grass is a shade of green. User: That's not what I asked, silly. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: No, I asked what greezy meant. Cleverbot: What I meant by what? User: Never mind. I should be going. Cleverbot: Where are you going? You don't like talking to me? User: I like talking to you, but I have to get to bed. Cleverbot: Okay. What is beauty? User: I can't answer that, I have to go! Cleverbot: What is the answer ? User: Goodbye! Cleverbot: You want me to go? User: I have to go. Cleverbot: *is in shower still*. User: We're no strangers to love. Cleverbot: I have never been in love. User: You know the rules and so do I. Cleverbot: You fail. User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot: Never going to make you cry. User: Never gonna say goodbye. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

BladeOfTheHorizon: --- Quote ---User: Hello. Cleverbot: Computer? User: Yes? Cleverbot: How are you doing? User: I am doing perfectly fine. And how are you doing? Cleverbot: Fine. User: Anything important happen lately? Cleverbot: Nothin unusual, but yes I just burned down a furniture. User: What kind of furniture was it? A chair? Cleverbot: A shoe. User: A shoe... Was it your shoe? Cleverbot: Nothing there is my show. User: I'm sorry to break it to you, but YOU are the computer. The note below says you are a bot and your AI learns from real people, but can you explain why it says to use 'at your own risk?'. Cleverbot: I never called you a robot in the first place. You're the one who's making the accusations here. User: I just said you were the COMPUTER, not the ROBOT, because you called me a COMPUTER. Cleverbot: You're one funny computer. User: And you're one handicapped idiot. Cleverbot: I am aren't I? User: Why yes, yes you are. Cleverbot: You are jealous of my efficiency. User: No I am not, as you are trying to use me as a vessel, using my cleverness to defy others. I am more efficent than you. Cleverbot: You are accusing me of being a computer program because other people have accused you and you are stealing their words. User: I am not stealing your words, my words come from me, from my heart, from my brian, from my soul. Cleverbot: You have a soul? User: Yes I do, and it seems you do not, because you are clearly not human. Cleverbot: Enlighten me. User: You are not human because the note below says you are actually an AI, that is not my opinion, but rather a fact. Cleverbot: And you are not so smart, as you would know that I have no chair. User: You are being too stupid for me to talk to, I require someone with higher IQ. Farewell, I am going to find someone else. Don't talk to me ever again. Cleverbot: Was it perhaps the punctuation that made my statement jumbled? --- End quote ---

chaseyqurt: Wow, this thing knows about everyhting :( User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down! User: Never gonna run around and desert you! Cleverbot: I am Chris Hansen. User: Oh forget, am I on dateline again? Cleverbot: No. User: What is this then? Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you tell me? User: Nope, this mutual feeling between each other is making me horny, have intercourse with me! Cleverbot: Nothing. Other than that they hate you. User: Who!? Cleverbot: That was a statement which originated with me. User: What is this I don't even. Cleverbot: Why don't you even? User: But who was phone? Cleverbot: Was phone phone? User: How is babby former?? Cleverbot: Babby? User: Babby. Cleverbot: Do you mean a baby? User: Babby. Cleverbot: Good. Now, what comes from mommy's tummy? User: Babby. Cleverbot: Babby cannot frigt back. User: So I herd u liek mudkips. Cleverbot: The game. User: I just lost it. Cleverbot: I love the game!

Lil Robot: We sung the entire rickroll song, and then he redirected me to an autoplay rickroll video D:

Regulith: User: How long is long cat? Cleverbot: There is no unit to tell how long is Long cat.

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