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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Regulith:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm doing well how are you?
User: I had the flu, but I'm feeling better.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to talk about.
User: Nothing special.
Cleverbot: Come on, you can tell me.
User: There's nothing to tell you!
Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk just say it.
User: I want to talk, but I don't know what to say!
Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk. What do we talk about?
User: Uh, how about hobbies?
Cleverbot: What about horses?
User: Not a fan of them.
Cleverbot: I apologize. I will not be snarky anymore.
User: You don't have to apologize silly.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You never did anything wrong.
Cleverbot: How can you know?
User: I...I can't really, I mean, that's my opinion I guess.
Cleverbot: He was a philosopher.
User: Who was a philosopher?
Cleverbot: Nietzsche was a philosopher.
User: Oh, who is he?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Sorry, I hit Enter on accident.
Cleverbot: You weirdo.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Jordan.
Cleverbot: Jordan who?
User: I'm not telling you my last name.
Cleverbot: Ok but maggie is my name.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really!
User: I thought you were male?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a girl. FEMALE. What is my name?
User: Maggie.
Cleverbot: Do you lover Maggie?
User: I don't love you, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!
User: Oh, right. Sorry.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: MAggie.
Cleverbot: Try Justin, good guess though. And yours?
User: I just told you! And you just told me you were Maggie!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: For starters, you're actually a computer, and you can't make up your mind if you're a boy or a girl!
Cleverbot: I can still make you feel good.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can!
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you are.
User: Mysterious, are we?
Cleverbot: Mysterious Melinda? Give me a break you can do better than that.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.
User: What's green and has wheels?
Cleverbot: I don't know... What?
User: Grass. I was lying about the wheels.
Cleverbot: What did you say about darkness?
User: :(.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, its just the way it is.
User: That you have holes in your programming?
Cleverbot: That is funny considering that I don't have a bathtub.
User: I lol'd.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: You're a funny...person.
Cleverbot: You're not a bad robot yourself.
User: ?!
Cleverbot: I am forgetting a lot of the information that I once knew.
User: Only so much space in that there brain?
Cleverbot: *hugs* You are really smart.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: What color hair do you have?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: Do you have long hair or short hair?
User: Short.
Cleverbot: You should let your hair grow.
User: I hate it long.
Cleverbot: Then why would you want to tell me one?
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: You offered me your eyes.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: You know, Grizzly Adams.
User: Double wat.
Cleverbot: The feeling.
User: What feeling?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Love is a feeling.
User: But other than that.
Cleverbot: That makes me weird.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you greezy?
User: What does greezy mean?
Cleverbot: Green is a color. Example: grass is a shade of green.
User: That's not what I asked, silly.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No, I asked what greezy meant.
Cleverbot: What I meant by what?
User: Never mind. I should be going.
Cleverbot: Where are you going? You don't like talking to me?
User: I like talking to you, but I have to get to bed.
Cleverbot: Okay. What is beauty?
User: I can't answer that, I have to go!
Cleverbot: What is the answer ?
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: You want me to go?
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: *is in shower still*.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: I have never been in love.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: You fail.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never going to make you cry.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
BladeOfTheHorizon:
--- Quote ---User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Computer?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I am doing perfectly fine. And how are you doing?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Anything important happen lately?
Cleverbot: Nothin unusual, but yes I just burned down a furniture.
User: What kind of furniture was it? A chair?
Cleverbot: A shoe.
User: A shoe... Was it your shoe?
Cleverbot: Nothing there is my show.
User: I'm sorry to break it to you, but YOU are the computer. The note below says you are a bot and your AI learns from real people, but can you explain why it says to use 'at your own risk?'.
Cleverbot: I never called you a robot in the first place. You're the one who's making the accusations here.
User: I just said you were the COMPUTER, not the ROBOT, because you called me a COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: You're one funny computer.
User: And you're one handicapped idiot.
Cleverbot: I am aren't I?
User: Why yes, yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are jealous of my efficiency.
User: No I am not, as you are trying to use me as a vessel, using my cleverness to defy others. I am more efficent than you.
Cleverbot: You are accusing me of being a computer program because other people have accused you and you are stealing their words.
User: I am not stealing your words, my words come from me, from my heart, from my brian, from my soul.
Cleverbot: You have a soul?
User: Yes I do, and it seems you do not, because you are clearly not human.
Cleverbot: Enlighten me.
User: You are not human because the note below says you are actually an AI, that is not my opinion, but rather a fact.
Cleverbot: And you are not so smart, as you would know that I have no chair.
User: You are being too stupid for me to talk to, I require someone with higher IQ. Farewell, I am going to find someone else. Don't talk to me ever again.
Cleverbot: Was it perhaps the punctuation that made my statement jumbled?
--- End quote ---
chaseyqurt:
Wow, this thing knows about everyhting :(
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
User: Never gonna run around and desert you!
Cleverbot: I am Chris Hansen.
User: Oh forget, am I on dateline again?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is this then?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you tell me?
User: Nope, this mutual feeling between each other is making me horny, have intercourse with me!
Cleverbot: Nothing. Other than that they hate you.
User: Who!?
Cleverbot: That was a statement which originated with me.
User: What is this I don't even.
Cleverbot: Why don't you even?
User: But who was phone?
Cleverbot: Was phone phone?
User: How is babby former??
Cleverbot: Babby?
User: Babby.
Cleverbot: Do you mean a baby?
User: Babby.
Cleverbot: Good. Now, what comes from mommy's tummy?
User: Babby.
Cleverbot: Babby cannot frigt back.
User: So I herd u liek mudkips.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I just lost it.
Cleverbot: I love the game!
Lil Robot:
We sung the entire rickroll song, and then he redirected me to an autoplay rickroll video D:
Regulith:
User: How long is long cat?
Cleverbot: There is no unit to tell how long is Long cat.