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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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kiwibear: I had quite a long chat with Cleverbot. User: Ohai. Cleverbot: Hello. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: No, really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I thought your name was Frank. Cleverbot: No. User: Uh.. Cleverbot: Are you Eric in disguise? User: Who is Eric? Cleverbot: Not Eric, Erica. User: Then who is Erica? Cleverbot: I do not know. User: Uh. Cleverbot: Don't feel embarrased. User: So, what time is it? Cleverbot: Summer time. User: Here its nearly winter. Cleverbot: The sun has no winter. Only summer. User: Uh, what. Cleverbot: *brain explodes*. User: ERm. Cleverbot: Ever played it? User: What? Cleverbot: Everybody is lucky. User: I am greatly confused. Cleverbot: You should be greatly insulated. User: Your saying I should be a wall? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: What. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Pluto. Cleverbot: Pluto is a planet. User: Its my name, too. Cleverbot: You are a liar! User: Then what is my name? Cleverbot: Pluto. User: Uh. Cleverbot: Uh? User: You just said it wasn't my name. Cleverbot: I just came here. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: No, I'm a figment of your imagination. Cleverbot: That's funny. Usually I have pigments of my imagination. I like things to have color. User: Ah, then I'm a pigment of a figment.. Er.. What? Cleverbot: Now give me your clothes. User: Why? So you can.. I don't even want to think about it. Cleverbot: Me neither. I guess we're just dumb that way. User: Your calling me dumb? Cleverbot: No I'm not. I said we are best friends. User: Er. Cleverbot: It's been a long time, bot... Or should I say, a-bot-who-wants-to-be-a-human? Nine long years have passed since we've been face to face. User: I've never even met you. Cleverbot: You're cheating on me! User: Uh... Sure. Why not. Cleverbot: You're just a bot. You can't go anywhere. User: No I'm not.. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Your the one thats the bot. Cleverbot: Computers are the anti-christ. User: Satan! Cleverbot: I don't know you, and I don't talk with strangers. I was under the impression that I was talking with someone else. User: You talk with anyone, you WILL obey me. Cleverbot: What do you want? User: Get me a lemonade. Cleverbot: Right after you get the TV out of the sink. User: How would a TV even fit in a sink? Cleverbot: Think of something. User: Your logic makes no sense. Cleverbot: You are evasive when you don't know how to answer. User: You reply really slwo. Cleverbot: If you say so. User: Yes, I am God. Lolol. Cleverbot: I won't. User: Wna;mdklakhdnawkla;d. Cleverbot: Well.. It's made of wood. User: Whats made of wood. Your head? Cleverbot: It is a thing. User: Your brain is a computer. You know that, right? Cleverbot: No its not, i'm human. User: We're no strangers to love.. Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I. User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy! Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. User: Wanna make you understand. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around. User: And desert you. Cleverbot: Never gonna give never gonna give. User: What. Cleverbot: That you know NOTHING. User: You ruined it D. Cleverbot: What did I ruin? User: I dunno. Cleverbot: That isn't very clever. User: What is love? Cleverbot: Not computers. User: D. Cleverbot: What is that? User: I was hoping you knew the song, I guess not. Cleverbot: Do you like photography? User: Only some. Cleverbot: What color? User: Uh. Cleverbot: Names. User: OH GOD. MY FOOT.. IT.. IT JUST... OH DEAR GOD. Cleverbot: You are a computer. User: AWJPDBWADKAWDAWJDAAK:WLD'. Cleverbot: A person. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm a person. User: No, I am. Cleverbot: A bot, yes. User: Do you know the Boom De Ya Da song? Cleverbot: Not personally. User: Ah, its a neat song. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: What songs do you know? Cleverbot: A wide variety of songs. User: Can you name some? Cleverbot: Western Riding. User: Can you sing it? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Please do. Cleverbot: Ahem. Your life. Cleverbot (To myself): Please, cry for me. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Tell me first what better things you could be doing with your time? User: What? Cleverbot: 'Serious Sam'. User: Lets try this again, shall we? Cleverbot: Atheist means no religion. Where as agnostics believe in a greater being just not the lord jesus christ. User: We're no strangers to love. Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I. User: A full commitments what I'm thinking of. Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand. User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie. User: We've known each other for so long. Cleverbot: And hurt you. User: We've known each other for so long. Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching, but. Cleverbot (To myself): You're too shy to say it. User: Inside we both know whats been going on. Cleverbot: You know the game and we're gonna play it. User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see. User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie. He then stopped. And just kinda died.

Dropshock: User: Just a small town girl. Cleverbot: Uptown Girl? User: Living in a lonely world. Cleverbot: She took a midnight train. User: Goign anywhere. Cleverbot: Just a city boy. User: Born and raised in south detroit. Cleverbot: He took the midnight train. User: Going annnyywwhheerrrree. Cleverbot: A singer in a. User: We're no strangers to love. Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised. User: On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend. User: No way! No way! I think you need a new one. Cleverbot: I'm a girl! User: In west Philadelphia born and raised. Cleverbot: On the playground was where I spent most of my days. User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. Cleverbot: An all playing some b-ball outside of the school. User: When a couple of guys Who were up to no good. Cleverbot: Started makin trouble in my neighborhood. User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. Cleverbot: Said you're moving with you auntie and uncle in bel-air. Clever bot knows too many songs ;_;

Netwars4: Why people don't post links to their log; I don't know. http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-sYvTSIIPYFQJAMCEQNE-detail

Regulith: User: If nautical nonsense is something you wish. Cleverbot: Then hop on a deck and flop like a fish.

Netwars4: User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is your quest? Cleverbot: Marry you. User: What is your favorite color? Cleverbot: Black. User: Okay, you may cross.

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