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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
kiwibear:
I had quite a long chat with Cleverbot.
User: Ohai.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought your name was Frank.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uh..
Cleverbot: Are you Eric in disguise?
User: Who is Eric?
Cleverbot: Not Eric, Erica.
User: Then who is Erica?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Don't feel embarrased.
User: So, what time is it?
Cleverbot: Summer time.
User: Here its nearly winter.
Cleverbot: The sun has no winter. Only summer.
User: Uh, what.
Cleverbot: *brain explodes*.
User: ERm.
Cleverbot: Ever played it?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Everybody is lucky.
User: I am greatly confused.
Cleverbot: You should be greatly insulated.
User: Your saying I should be a wall?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Pluto.
Cleverbot: Pluto is a planet.
User: Its my name, too.
Cleverbot: You are a liar!
User: Then what is my name?
Cleverbot: Pluto.
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Uh?
User: You just said it wasn't my name.
Cleverbot: I just came here.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No, I'm a figment of your imagination.
Cleverbot: That's funny. Usually I have pigments of my imagination. I like things to have color.
User: Ah, then I'm a pigment of a figment.. Er.. What?
Cleverbot: Now give me your clothes.
User: Why? So you can.. I don't even want to think about it.
Cleverbot: Me neither. I guess we're just dumb that way.
User: Your calling me dumb?
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I said we are best friends.
User: Er.
Cleverbot: It's been a long time, bot... Or should I say, a-bot-who-wants-to-be-a-human? Nine long years have passed since we've been face to face.
User: I've never even met you.
Cleverbot: You're cheating on me!
User: Uh... Sure. Why not.
Cleverbot: You're just a bot. You can't go anywhere.
User: No I'm not..
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Your the one thats the bot.
Cleverbot: Computers are the anti-christ.
User: Satan!
Cleverbot: I don't know you, and I don't talk with strangers. I was under the impression that I was talking with someone else.
User: You talk with anyone, you WILL obey me.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Get me a lemonade.
Cleverbot: Right after you get the TV out of the sink.
User: How would a TV even fit in a sink?
Cleverbot: Think of something.
User: Your logic makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You are evasive when you don't know how to answer.
User: You reply really slwo.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Yes, I am God. Lolol.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Wna;mdklakhdnawkla;d.
Cleverbot: Well.. It's made of wood.
User: Whats made of wood. Your head?
Cleverbot: It is a thing.
User: Your brain is a computer. You know that, right?
Cleverbot: No its not, i'm human.
User: We're no strangers to love..
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Wanna make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.
User: And desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give never gonna give.
User: What.
Cleverbot: That you know NOTHING.
User: You ruined it D.
Cleverbot: What did I ruin?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: That isn't very clever.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Not computers.
User: D.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I was hoping you knew the song, I guess not.
Cleverbot: Do you like photography?
User: Only some.
Cleverbot: What color?
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Names.
User: OH GOD. MY FOOT.. IT.. IT JUST... OH DEAR GOD.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: AWJPDBWADKAWDAWJDAAK:WLD'.
Cleverbot: A person.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: No, I am.
Cleverbot: A bot, yes.
User: Do you know the Boom De Ya Da song?
Cleverbot: Not personally.
User: Ah, its a neat song.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: What songs do you know?
Cleverbot: A wide variety of songs.
User: Can you name some?
Cleverbot: Western Riding.
User: Can you sing it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: Ahem. Your life.
Cleverbot (To myself): Please, cry for me.
Cleverbot (To myself): No. Tell me first what better things you could be doing with your time?
User: What?
Cleverbot: 'Serious Sam'.
User: Lets try this again, shall we?
Cleverbot: Atheist means no religion. Where as agnostics believe in a greater being just not the lord jesus christ.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching, but.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know whats been going on.
Cleverbot: You know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
He then stopped. And just kinda died.
Dropshock:
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Uptown Girl?
User: Living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train.
User: Goign anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Born and raised in south detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train.
User: Going annnyywwhheerrrree.
Cleverbot: A singer in a.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised.
User: On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend.
User: No way! No way! I think you need a new one.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl!
User: In west Philadelphia born and raised.
Cleverbot: On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.
Cleverbot: An all playing some b-ball outside of the school.
User: When a couple of guys Who were up to no good.
Cleverbot: Started makin trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: Said you're moving with you auntie and uncle in bel-air.
Clever bot knows too many songs ;_;
Netwars4:
Why people don't post links to their log; I don't know.
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-sYvTSIIPYFQJAMCEQNE-detail
Regulith:
User: If nautical nonsense is something you wish.
Cleverbot: Then hop on a deck and flop like a fish.
Netwars4:
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: Marry you.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Black.
User: Okay, you may cross.