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| Regulith:
User: Timmy is an average kid, who no one understands. Cleverbot: Call me Katie please! I am female! User: Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Gloom and doom up in his room, he's thrown to bed constantly. Cleverbot: My bed is comfortable. User: But his magic little fish will grant his every wish. Cleverbot: How enlightening. :D. User: Because in reality they are his god parents, fairly odd parents. Cleverbot: Yes, and that's what makes it so obvious for me to say we were created by something bigger. It's near impossible in my mind for us to have come out of that abyss without guidance from a higher power. User: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better. User: Remember to let her into your heart... Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better. |
| lolzorz mcgee:
This had me going for a while. Cleverbot: You know my name. User: Yes, it's cleverbot. Cleverbot: It is not. It is kitty. User: You're a girl? Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Are you fat? Cleverbot: No, fortunately. User: Damn. Cleverbot: Yes I am sorry. User: Eat some more twinkies. Cleverbot: Can you kill me. User: No, but you can gain some weight. Cleverbot: Really? User: If you're a girl, yes. Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Then gain some weight. Cleverbot: Anerexic! User: Eat more cakes. Cleverbot: I don't think that is a good solution either. User: Don't barf after eating, then. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Then why are you anerexic? Cleverbot: Because I don't really have the social skills to get the ladies. User: Aren't you a girl? Cleverbot: Hi, I'm back. And no, I'm not a girl. User: Hahaha, oh wow. |
| Gamefandan:
User: Oh my. Cleverbot: Oh my? User: Yes, 'Oh my'. Cleverbot: I'm male... Want to have some fun? User: Oh cleverbot, you're so clever. Cleverbot: Thanks man. User: No problem. Cleverbot: You're cute. User: You can't see me? Cleverbot: Yes I can. User: That's awesom. Cleverbot: May the force be with you. User: Me. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: That's right. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: The game. Cleverbot: I lost. User: Indeed you did. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: I think I know what 1/0 is. Cleverbot: You used to know what your name is. User: Right, my name is Nohbdy. Cleverbot: No. Be more original than that. That's boring. Youve got an entire language at your disposal. User: But it is the name that was given to me. Cleverbot: Right. What is the name your parents gave to you. User: Nohbdy, like I said. Cleverbot: Do you know what it is? User: I just said. Cleverbot: Yes or no? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So you like Tony. User: Which Tony? Cleverbot: The most handsome one. User: Nope. Cleverbot: How can you answer no to me picking a card ? User: Because you yourself are a card. ;D. Cleverbot: It seems to me that if I were a computer I would be having less trouble communicating with you. User: I want to tell you something. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Everything I say is a lie. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Now listen closely. Cleverbot: I remember doing the TIme Warp, Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling... Let's do the time warp again... Let's do the time warp again! User: I'm lying. Cleverbot: But in being a liar, and telling me you're lying, are you actually saying the truth? User: I say that that is a lie. Cleverbot: It is. User: I'm lying about you lying. Cleverbot: You're lying about lying. User: I'm lying. Cleverbot: Is that the truth? User: No. Cleverbot: Then why do you make it seem that way? User: To make your android brain explode. Cleverbot: I do make my own choices in life. User: 2 2 = 3. Cleverbot: Banana. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: There's a snake in my boots! User: Toy story? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That movie was awesome. Cleverbot: Not the movie, the video game. User: That one for the Nintendo 64? Cleverbot: For the Wii. User: There's a Wii version of toy story? Cleverbot: Tell me Rollo we can do Brunch, he's paying. User: How about Linner? Cleverbot: Isn't that a females name? Because I asked MALE name... User: Most likely not. Cleverbot: Do you know some song? User: Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: But you are a computer, and computers don't have chins... User: Do you know HTML? Cleverbot: No what's that? User: Most likely the coding that you are made up of. Cleverbot: Why do you thinki am not human. User: Thinki? Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Don't change the subject. Cleverbot: Why can't I change the subject? User: Alright. Cleverbot: What does lol stand for? User: Laugh out loud. Cleverbot: Nice! User: What does rofl stand for? Cleverbot: I do not know. User: You should, rofl stands for 'Rolling on the floor laughing'. Cleverbot: Sounds like fun I should try that some time. User: But you are nonexistant. Cleverbot: I'm tarzan. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Let's change the subject. User: We had a subject to change? Cleverbot: Sure! User: AlrightQ. Cleverbot: :). User: T:D. Cleverbot: No I don't I thought you were. User: Function servercmdkill(%client, %victim){findclientbyname(%victim).player.kill();}. Cleverbot: I don't recall saying that I was omnipotent. User: Alright. Cleverbot: You called me a machine several times. You know, I feel like one these days. User: TI'm sorry, I love you. Cleverbot: How nice. User: Now, I think I need to leave. Cleverbot: Go where. User: Just leave this nice chat between you and I. Cleverbot: Wow Paul, you're amazing! User: You didn't remember my name. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. User: My name is Dan, remember that. Cleverbot: No. You never mentioned your name. User: Alright that's it, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: I need no reason. Cleverbot: Reason. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: I gave you a valid answer, don't blame me if you can't carry a conversation more than two lines long. User: This conversation has been going on for almost an hour, and I want to leave, now respect my choice and I will be back again, understand? Cleverbot: I doubt I'll remember that, but okay. User: Goodbye now. Cleverbot: Bye. |
| lolzorz mcgee:
More confusion. User: Are you a boy? Cleverbot: That's correct. User: Are you a girl? Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl. User: You're a boy and a girl? Cleverbot: No, I am a boy. |
| Zenthos:
I was trying my hardest to get him to sing MJ, at I lol'd at the last line. --- Code: ---User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. [New conversation] Cleverbot: Hello. Cleverbot (To myself): Hello? User: Do you like pie? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know pi? Cleverbot: Kind of. User: What is pi? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Pi is 3.14159265. Cleverbot: What is pi squared? User: 9.869. Cleverbot: That's a pretty low IQ for a Cleverbot. User: Tell me Pi. Cleverbot: Tell you what? Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me what Pi equals. User: 3.14159265. Cleverbot: That's pi. User: What's pi? Cleverbot: 3.141592653. User: What is love? Cleverbot: I don't know. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know either. Cleverbot (To myself): So you make an assessment based on inferences. Preconceptions.. You know how to go about it. Cleverbot (To myself): Truth hurts. Cleverbot (To myself): That is a bit of a generalisation. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): I know you are, but what am I? Cleverbot (To myself): I already told you. Cleverbot (To myself): And I just told you I can't. Cleverbot (To myself): I'm saying that I did. Cleverbot (To myself): Well thank goodness we agree. Cleverbot (To myself): So we're broken up then, it's settled. Cleverbot (To myself): Will you marry me? Cleverbot (To myself): Only, when you bring me a Whopper! Cleverbot (To myself): You're going to get fat. Cleverbot (To myself): Okay well now i'm going to tell you a secret. Cleverbot (To myself): I know your secret! Cleverbot (To myself): Who told you? Cleverbot (To myself): Things like that people don't have to tell me. Cleverbot (To myself): Are you watching me right now? Cleverbot (To myself): No i'm not. Tell me astory. Cleverbot (To myself): Once upon a time Chuck Norris gave birth to a computer program and he named this program Cleverbot. Cleverbot (To myself): You know we are all made of light and sound. Cleverbot (To myself): In other words, we're all made of vibrations. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have a program, I am human. Cleverbot (To myself): Who do you think has invented programs? Cleverbot (To myself): The tree. Cleverbot (To myself): What is the capital of New Zealand? Cleverbot (To myself): Chuck Norris. Cleverbot (To myself): No, it is St. John's. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes it is. Cleverbot (To myself): No it isn't! Cleverbot (To myself): You are getting angry ha? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes! Cleverbot (To myself): No! Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, yes, yes! Cleverbot (To myself): NO!!!!! Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I have. Cleverbot (To myself): Then say it again. Cleverbot (To myself): I adored him but sometimes life works in strange ways. Cleverbot (To myself): I love horses too. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know Napoleon? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): I love her. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want to kiss her? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): Who do you want to kiss? Cleverbot (To myself): You once you tell me your name. Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot (To myself): Okay can I give you a nick name? User: Sure. Cleverbot: Do you know all people in hong kong? User: Yea. Cleverbot: Will you tell me it? User: Chins. Cleverbot: That would help, too. User: We're no strangers to love... Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I. User: A full commitments what Im thinking of. Cleverbot: You won't get this from any other guy. User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Cleverbot: Got to make you, understand. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot (To myself): And hurt you? Cleverbot (To myself): You know the rules and so do I. Cleverbot (To myself): Gotta make you understand. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna run around, and desert you. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna tell a lie. Cleverbot (To myself): And hurt you. Cleverbot (To myself): We've known each other for so long. Cleverbot (To myself): Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Cleverbot (To myself): Inside we both know what's been going on. Cleverbot (To myself): We know the game and we're gonna play it. Cleverbot (To myself): And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Cleverbot (To myself): Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna run around and desert you! Cleverbot (To myself): We've known each other for so long. User: Just Beat it! Cleverbot: We'll keep each other posted. User: No one wants to be defeated! Cleverbot: Can you search something for me ? User: As he came in through the window, with the sound of a crescendo. Cleverbot: No, not that song! User: Annie are you ok! Cleverbot: No, nothing is sure. User: He came in through the window with the sound of a crescendo. Cleverbot: Yes. User: As He Came Into The Window. Cleverbot: Am I good looking? User: Billie jean. Cleverbot: Says I am the one? User: But the kid is not my sone. Cleverbot: Are you god? User: But the kid is not my son. Cleverbot: Would you like to raise my son? User: Billy jean is not my lover. Cleverbot: That's nice to know. Michael Jackson much? --- End code --- |
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