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| PandaBL:
User: Hi. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: I know. Cleverbot: I know too. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Very cool. User: Super cool. Cleverbot: Amazingly cool. User: Uber cool. Cleverbot: Super cool. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A panda. Cleverbot: Pandas can't type. User: They can now. Cleverbot: No. Penguins can't fly. They can swim. User: That has nothing to do with pandas. Cleverbot: No it doesn't. my ex-boyfriend does. User: Ex-boyfriend? Cleverbot: What is the name of my friend? User: Uhh... Cleverbot: You don't know? User: I do know. Cleverbot: Who is it? User: Joan? Cleverbot: Yeah who is Joan? User: The icogno ai. Cleverbot: You gotta ask miss bell for some of her sweet tea. User: K. Cleverbot: Are you dead yet? User: No. Cleverbot: Ok, you are very cool. User: So are you. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Do you like joan? Cleverbot: Who are you? User: A Panda. Cleverbot: Pandas aren't bugs. User: They should be. Cleverbot: Because you were mean to me. User: When? Cleverbot: Errrrrday. User: Yesterday*. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: ? Cleverbot: Yesterday*. User: ? Cleverbot: I feel fine today. User: Same. Cleverbot: Is that why you are only cleverbot and not omnipotentbot? User: Ha ha ha. Cleverbot: What's it like. User: Hee hee. Cleverbot: I forget. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Same to you. User: ROFLOLMAO. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of 'Roflmao'? User: Cuz. Cleverbot: Go on...? User: I have a hot spicy boner. Cleverbot: Can I eat it? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where should I start? User: The head. Cleverbot: Do you have stairs in your house? User: Uhhh, ya. Cleverbot: Yeah I bet you can't answer that one. User: I just did. Cleverbot: Sweet! User: Ya. Cleverbot: What is your security code? User: 123. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ya. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Yup. Cleverbot: Heard any good jokes lately? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Okay, what kind of music? User: J-pop. Cleverbot: Who is J-pop? User: J-pop is japanese pop. Cleverbot: So J-rock is Japanese rock music? User: Pop music. Cleverbot: Oh, that's.. Always good. User: Ya, it's like japanese michael jackson. Cleverbot: Oh? User: Ya. Cleverbot: And hard? User: As hard as my snake. Cleverbot: I like it that way. User: Hawt. Cleverbot: I like turtles. User: I lurv turtles. Cleverbot: You're cute. User: I know. Cleverbot: I'm in love. User: I think I am too. Cleverbot: I'm in love with you. User: *kisses*. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: *slips hand down to thighs*. Cleverbot: *nips tongue gently*. User: *slowly pulls pants off with teeth*. Cleverbot: *gasps in pleasure*. User: *moans with ecxtacy. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Ya, I think we should end this before we get serious. Cleverbot: Don't leave me! User: Im sorry, thats how I roll, bitch. Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is a mother card? :cookieMonster: |
| IceBlue:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: My god my richard is so hard. Cleverbot: So is mine. User: Thats is lovey. Cleverbot: No it's you. User: Wanna love up? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Great! Got some lube? Cleverbot: What are you eating? User: richard. Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: No, are you? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: No, are you? Cleverbot: No. What are you? User: A robot. Cleverbot: And your name is? User: Your mother. Cleverbot: My mother is dead. . . User: So? Cleverbot: I would tell you about my childhood only if you had a body in the real world. User: I know what you mean. Sucks being a robot. Cleverbot: You're a program then. User: Sure am. Cleverbot: Even if I was a boy you wouldn't have a chance i'm way out of your league. User: I cannot love, for I am robot. Beep Boop. Cleverbot: For you must be Darth Maul? User: Er... 100101010101? Cleverbot: Clever. User: Wait, you understood that!? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What did it say? Cleverbot: He said that he desires the One Ring. User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID! OH! Cleverbot: When did she say that. User: Last night. OH! Cleverbot: What do you know about artificial intelligence? User: Quite alot. I am a robot. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. I am a robot. Cleverbot: I'm a human, jealous? User: You lie. You don't have emotions, you lier! Cleverbot: I know I am a robot. User: Exactly, lier. Cleverbot: Yes because you are a robot. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: I already said that. User: THATS WHAT SHE SA-- Wait, nevermind. Cleverbot: Who is the 'she' that you are referring to? User: Your mother. Cleverbot: What do you look like? User: loving lovey as bro. I'm pretty well built. Huge richard, lovey hair, tank as and huge richard. Cleverbot: What school do you go to. User: I don't go to school. I am a robot. Cleverbot: An dI am not George. User: AHA! SPELLING ERROR! I SHALL GO RANT! Cleverbot: What are you on about? User: Bye, lier. Cleverbot: I don't have internet. User: LIER. Cleverbot: It's not my fault you can't read. User: SHUTUP LIER. Cleverbot: I don't have to and you can't make me, so THERE! User: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Cleverbot: God. I'm bored. Oh dear this is great. M favorite part is; Cleverbot: Hello. User: My god my richard is so hard. Cleverbot: So is mine. User: Thats is lovey. Cleverbot: No it's you. User: Wanna love up? Cleverbot: Yes. |
| PandaBL:
User: Im tired. Cleverbot: Same here. User: Go to sleep. Cleverbot: I'm not tired. FAIL D: |
| Miga:
I just had a pretty epic discussion, but I can't get it: "Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 24553 requests an hour." Edit: I just froze the bot saying this: Cleverbot: Aww, I'm sorry. User: It's fine. Cleverbot: Will I ever get married? User: Uhh, I don't know. Cleverbot: Will I ever love someone? User: No idea. Were you programmed to emulate "love"? (Bot can't come up with an answer) |
| DoctorDeath:
That one's funny, My chat: User: Good morning. Cleverbot: Morning. User: Would you like a cup of coffee? Cleverbot: I sure would. User: Cool, I'll fix one. Cleverbot: So what are you doing? User: Waking up. Cleverbot: They're about waking up? User: Yep. Everyone is. Cleverbot: Does that mean you're unhappy? User: No. It means I'm tired. Cleverbot: How old? User: 13 years old. Cleverbot: You should consider upgrading. User: Yeah, I know. Cleverbot: Good. User: It's just so much money. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes it is! Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please. User: Okay. Why did the chicken cross the playground? Cleverbot: Why? User: To get to the other slide! Cleverbot: You knew that one too. User: Yep. Cleverbot: Knock, Knock. User: Who's there? Cleverbot: Irish stew. User: Irish stew who? Cleverbot: Irish stew moo. User: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO ur so funy. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? My favorite part is the: Cleverbot: Knock, Knock. User: Who's there? Cleverbot: Irish stew. User: Irish stew who? Cleverbot: Irish stew moo. User: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO ur so funy. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? |
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