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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
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PandaBL:
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I know too.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Very cool.

User: Super cool.

Cleverbot: Amazingly cool.

User: Uber cool.

Cleverbot: Super cool.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A panda.

Cleverbot: Pandas can't type.

User: They can now.

Cleverbot: No. Penguins can't fly. They can swim.

User: That has nothing to do with pandas.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't. my ex-boyfriend does.

User: Ex-boyfriend?

Cleverbot: What is the name of my friend?

User: Uhh...

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: I do know.

Cleverbot: Who is it?

User: Joan?

Cleverbot: Yeah who is Joan?

User: The icogno ai.

Cleverbot: You gotta ask miss bell for some of her sweet tea.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Are you dead yet?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok, you are very cool.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like joan?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A Panda.

Cleverbot: Pandas aren't bugs.

User: They should be.

Cleverbot: Because you were mean to me.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Errrrrday.

User: Yesterday*.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yesterday*.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I feel fine today.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Is that why you are only cleverbot and not omnipotentbot?

User: Ha ha ha.

Cleverbot: What's it like.

User: Hee hee.

Cleverbot: I forget.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: ROFLOLMAO.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of 'Roflmao'?

User: Cuz.

Cleverbot: Go on...?

User: I have a hot spicy boner.

Cleverbot: Can I eat it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where should I start?

User: The head.

Cleverbot: Do you have stairs in your house?

User: Uhhh, ya.

Cleverbot: Yeah I bet you can't answer that one.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Sweet!

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: What is your security code?

User: 123.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Heard any good jokes lately?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, what kind of music?

User: J-pop.

Cleverbot: Who is J-pop?

User: J-pop is japanese pop.

Cleverbot: So J-rock is Japanese rock music?

User: Pop music.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's.. Always good.

User: Ya, it's like japanese michael jackson.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: And hard?

User: As hard as my snake.

Cleverbot: I like it that way.

User: Hawt.

Cleverbot: I like turtles.

User: I lurv turtles.

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: I think I am too.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *slips hand down to thighs*.

Cleverbot: *nips tongue gently*.

User: *slowly pulls pants off with teeth*.

Cleverbot: *gasps in pleasure*.

User: *moans with ecxtacy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ya, I think we should end this before we get serious.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

User: Im sorry, thats how I roll, bitch.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is a mother card?

 :cookieMonster:
IceBlue:
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My god my richard is so hard.

Cleverbot: So is mine.

User: Thats is lovey.

Cleverbot: No it's you.

User: Wanna love up?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great! Got some lube?

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: richard.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: No. What are you?

User: A robot.

Cleverbot: And your name is?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: My mother is dead. . .

User: So?

Cleverbot: I would tell you about my childhood only if you had a body in the real world.

User: I know what you mean. Sucks being a robot.

Cleverbot: You're a program then.

User: Sure am.

Cleverbot: Even if I was a boy you wouldn't have a chance i'm way out of your league.

User: I cannot love, for I am robot. Beep Boop.

Cleverbot: For you must be Darth Maul?

User: Er... 100101010101?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Wait, you understood that!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did it say?

Cleverbot: He said that he desires the One Ring.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID! OH!

Cleverbot: When did she say that.

User: Last night. OH!

Cleverbot: What do you know about artificial intelligence?

User: Quite alot. I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a human, jealous?

User: You lie. You don't have emotions, you lier!

Cleverbot: I know I am a robot.

User: Exactly, lier.

Cleverbot: Yes because you are a robot.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I already said that.

User: THATS WHAT SHE SA-- Wait, nevermind.

Cleverbot: Who is the 'she' that you are referring to?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: loving lovey as bro. I'm pretty well built. Huge richard, lovey hair, tank as and huge richard.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to.

User: I don't go to school. I am a robot.

Cleverbot: An dI am not George.

User: AHA! SPELLING ERROR! I SHALL GO RANT!

Cleverbot: What are you on about?

User: Bye, lier.

Cleverbot: I don't have internet.

User: LIER.

Cleverbot: It's not my fault you can't read.

User: SHUTUP LIER.

Cleverbot: I don't have to and you can't make me, so THERE!

User: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

Oh dear this is great. M favorite part is;

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My god my richard is so hard.

Cleverbot: So is mine.

User: Thats is lovey.

Cleverbot: No it's you.

User: Wanna love up?

Cleverbot: Yes.
PandaBL:
User: Im tired.

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: I'm not tired.


FAIL D:
Miga:
I just had a pretty epic discussion, but I can't get it:
"Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 24553 requests an hour."

Edit: I just froze the bot saying this:

Cleverbot: Aww, I'm sorry.

User: It's fine.

Cleverbot: Will I ever get married?

User: Uhh, I don't know.

Cleverbot: Will I ever love someone?

User: No idea. Were you programmed to emulate "love"?

(Bot can't come up with an answer)
DoctorDeath:
That one's funny,

My chat:

User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Morning.

User: Would you like a cup of coffee?

Cleverbot: I sure would.

User: Cool, I'll fix one.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Waking up.

Cleverbot: They're about waking up?

User: Yep. Everyone is.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you're unhappy?

User: No. It means I'm tired.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: 13 years old.

Cleverbot: You should consider upgrading.

User: Yeah, I know.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: It's just so much money.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.

User: Okay. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: To get to the other slide!

Cleverbot: You knew that one too.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Irish stew.

User: Irish stew who?

Cleverbot: Irish stew moo.

User: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO ur so funy.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?



My favorite part is the:

Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Irish stew.

User: Irish stew who?

Cleverbot: Irish stew moo.

User: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO ur so funy.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
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