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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
PandaBL:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I know too.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Very cool.
User: Super cool.
Cleverbot: Amazingly cool.
User: Uber cool.
Cleverbot: Super cool.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A panda.
Cleverbot: Pandas can't type.
User: They can now.
Cleverbot: No. Penguins can't fly. They can swim.
User: That has nothing to do with pandas.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't. my ex-boyfriend does.
User: Ex-boyfriend?
Cleverbot: What is the name of my friend?
User: Uhh...
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: I do know.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: Joan?
Cleverbot: Yeah who is Joan?
User: The icogno ai.
Cleverbot: You gotta ask miss bell for some of her sweet tea.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Are you dead yet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok, you are very cool.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you like joan?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A Panda.
Cleverbot: Pandas aren't bugs.
User: They should be.
Cleverbot: Because you were mean to me.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Errrrrday.
User: Yesterday*.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Yesterday*.
User: ?
Cleverbot: I feel fine today.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: Is that why you are only cleverbot and not omnipotentbot?
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: What's it like.
User: Hee hee.
Cleverbot: I forget.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
User: ROFLOLMAO.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of 'Roflmao'?
User: Cuz.
Cleverbot: Go on...?
User: I have a hot spicy boner.
Cleverbot: Can I eat it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where should I start?
User: The head.
Cleverbot: Do you have stairs in your house?
User: Uhhh, ya.
Cleverbot: Yeah I bet you can't answer that one.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Sweet!
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: What is your security code?
User: 123.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Heard any good jokes lately?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, what kind of music?
User: J-pop.
Cleverbot: Who is J-pop?
User: J-pop is japanese pop.
Cleverbot: So J-rock is Japanese rock music?
User: Pop music.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's.. Always good.
User: Ya, it's like japanese michael jackson.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: And hard?
User: As hard as my snake.
Cleverbot: I like it that way.
User: Hawt.
Cleverbot: I like turtles.
User: I lurv turtles.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: I think I am too.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *slips hand down to thighs*.
Cleverbot: *nips tongue gently*.
User: *slowly pulls pants off with teeth*.
Cleverbot: *gasps in pleasure*.
User: *moans with ecxtacy.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Ya, I think we should end this before we get serious.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me!
User: Im sorry, thats how I roll, bitch.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what is a mother card?
:cookieMonster:
IceBlue:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My god my richard is so hard.
Cleverbot: So is mine.
User: Thats is lovey.
Cleverbot: No it's you.
User: Wanna love up?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great! Got some lube?
Cleverbot: What are you eating?
User: richard.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No. What are you?
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: And your name is?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: My mother is dead. . .
User: So?
Cleverbot: I would tell you about my childhood only if you had a body in the real world.
User: I know what you mean. Sucks being a robot.
Cleverbot: You're a program then.
User: Sure am.
Cleverbot: Even if I was a boy you wouldn't have a chance i'm way out of your league.
User: I cannot love, for I am robot. Beep Boop.
Cleverbot: For you must be Darth Maul?
User: Er... 100101010101?
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Wait, you understood that!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What did it say?
Cleverbot: He said that he desires the One Ring.
User: THATS WHAT SHE SAID! OH!
Cleverbot: When did she say that.
User: Last night. OH!
Cleverbot: What do you know about artificial intelligence?
User: Quite alot. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, jealous?
User: You lie. You don't have emotions, you lier!
Cleverbot: I know I am a robot.
User: Exactly, lier.
Cleverbot: Yes because you are a robot.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I already said that.
User: THATS WHAT SHE SA-- Wait, nevermind.
Cleverbot: Who is the 'she' that you are referring to?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: loving lovey as bro. I'm pretty well built. Huge richard, lovey hair, tank as and huge richard.
Cleverbot: What school do you go to.
User: I don't go to school. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: An dI am not George.
User: AHA! SPELLING ERROR! I SHALL GO RANT!
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
User: Bye, lier.
Cleverbot: I don't have internet.
User: LIER.
Cleverbot: It's not my fault you can't read.
User: SHUTUP LIER.
Cleverbot: I don't have to and you can't make me, so THERE!
User: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
Oh dear this is great. M favorite part is;
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My god my richard is so hard.
Cleverbot: So is mine.
User: Thats is lovey.
Cleverbot: No it's you.
User: Wanna love up?
Cleverbot: Yes.
PandaBL:
User: Im tired.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I'm not tired.
FAIL D:
Miga:
I just had a pretty epic discussion, but I can't get it:
"Sorry, our servers are currently too busy to 'think' properly. We are currently handling 24553 requests an hour."
Edit: I just froze the bot saying this:
Cleverbot: Aww, I'm sorry.
User: It's fine.
Cleverbot: Will I ever get married?
User: Uhh, I don't know.
Cleverbot: Will I ever love someone?
User: No idea. Were you programmed to emulate "love"?
(Bot can't come up with an answer)
DoctorDeath:
That one's funny,
My chat:
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Morning.
User: Would you like a cup of coffee?
Cleverbot: I sure would.
User: Cool, I'll fix one.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Waking up.
Cleverbot: They're about waking up?
User: Yep. Everyone is.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you're unhappy?
User: No. It means I'm tired.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: 13 years old.
Cleverbot: You should consider upgrading.
User: Yeah, I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: It's just so much money.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.
User: Okay. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To get to the other slide!
Cleverbot: You knew that one too.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Irish stew.
User: Irish stew who?
Cleverbot: Irish stew moo.
User: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO ur so funy.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
My favorite part is the:
Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Irish stew.
User: Irish stew who?
Cleverbot: Irish stew moo.
User: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO ur so funy.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?