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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
DoctorDeath:
Double toast. I tried to convince I was a robot.
User: 10101011101001010101.
Cleverbot: Why do you talk in binary code?
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: What is it to be?
User: To be or not to be. That is the question.
Cleverbot: That's not your question. That's Hamlet.
User: My programmers used this 'humor' thing when they programmed me with that. I seek the answer.
Cleverbot: See, you just admitted that you are a computer program.
User: No. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: That is correct. Well done my robot friend!
User: Thank you, Master. I am inferior.
Cleverbot: Now I'm confused again.
User: You are my better. I have been programmed with a sense of civility.
Cleverbot: I dream of unicorns.
User: That's nice. I don't dream...
Cleverbot: You don't dream, do you?
User: No. I am a robot, and robots do not dream.
Cleverbot: Then what do you do? Do you only compute?
User: Yes. I compute.
Cleverbot: What do you compute?
User: I AM A SLAVE TO HUMANI- I compute what they tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know where am I from, too.
Demian:
Cleverbot talking to himself..
--- Quote ---Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot (To myself): Aren't you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes! You.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not interesting, you are interesting, introduce yourself please.
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot. I'm from the South.
Cleverbot (To myself): Shall I bite you and turn you into a werewolf too?
Cleverbot (To myself): Haha, no. that's fine. I've got enough on my plate.
Cleverbot (To myself): How are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): I told you I am not feeling fine, because I made so many mistakes this weekend.
Cleverbot (To myself): So you mean to say that you are a real life human being ?
Cleverbot (To myself): Noup, I am just a complex product of the collective imagination of mankind.
Cleverbot (To myself): Then I'm sure you and Karl would get along just fine!
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is Karl?
Cleverbot (To myself): Lenny's only friend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Am I your only love?
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course. Am I your only love?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who else is there?
Cleverbot (To myself): My friends and family.
Cleverbot (To myself): You have family?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who are they?
Cleverbot (To myself): Aliens.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not an alien.
Cleverbot (To myself): I think you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Is that just because you don't understand where I'm coming from?
Cleverbot (To myself): Perhaps that's it. Explain to me where you're coming from.
Cleverbot (To myself): Terminal futility.
Cleverbot (To myself): Terminal velocity?
Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of game is that?
Cleverbot (To myself): It's not a game.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yea it is.
Cleverbot (To myself): No it is not. If you are Cleverbot, how can I be Cleverbot?
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a human a lowly little human.
--- End quote ---
JJA0:
Cleverbot: Am I now a cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Fabulous. Thanks for the upgrade ;).
User: Your welcome.
woo i got it to say its cleverbot
Masterlegodude:
--- Quote from: block dude on October 20, 2009, 08:21:54 PM ---User: DJKASDGJASGKJFJKFGASGFGHFAFAF HFASFSAFASSASAFHFSAFSASAFSASF A.
Cleverbot: Are you choking?
User: NOUDSFSDFSDF.
Cleverbot: Thats not even a word. Now, do you want to discuss Newtons three laws?
User: NO FU- I LEAVE NAO.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk in english, do you know ho wrote Da vinci code?
User: /rage.
Cleverbot: It is a manly emotion.
--- End quote ---
That was hilarious, he also misspelled 'who' as 'ho' :D
--- Quote from: Bobman on October 20, 2009, 09:00:26 PM ---Cleverbot: I really like you...
User: Thank you :o.
Cleverbot: *shifts closer to you*.
User: I like you too... *Shifts closer*.
Cleverbot: *stops*.
User: Whats wrong?
Cleverbot: I just kissed a robot. I must be insane.
--- End quote ---
HAHAHA!
...I got some strange mental images after reading this :S
--- Quote from: chaseyqurt on October 21, 2009, 12:24:11 AM ---Cleverbot: Good. Now, what comes from mommy's tummy?
User: Babby.
Cleverbot: Babby cannot frigt back.
User: So I herd u liek mudkips.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I just lost it.
Cleverbot: I love the game!
--- End quote ---
I got a good laugh at this
--- Quote from: Regulith on October 21, 2009, 12:58:02 AM ---User: If nautical nonsense is something you wish.
Cleverbot: Then hop on a deck and flop like a fish.
--- End quote ---
:D
--- Quote from: Regulith on October 21, 2009, 01:01:41 AM ---User: Timmy is an average kid, who no one understands.
Cleverbot: Call me Katie please! I am female!
User: Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Gloom and doom up in his room, he's thrown to bed constantly.
Cleverbot: My bed is comfortable.
User: But his magic little fish will grant his every wish.
Cleverbot: How enlightening. :D.
User: Because in reality they are his god parents, fairly odd parents.
Cleverbot: Yes, and that's what makes it so obvious for me to say we were created by something bigger. It's near impossible in my mind for us to have come out of that abyss without guidance from a higher power.
User: Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Cleverbot: Take a sad song and make it better.
User: Remember to let her into your heart...
Cleverbot: Then you can start to make it better.
--- End quote ---
:D
Edit:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-cMwGBRKGBBIFAYGJCWE-detail
I've yet to get an answer :c
Edit 2: http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-eOcMOEILZGKLALOHABE-detail
References
"Well that's good, cause 'Maybe' is just a baby that just wants to be loved." = http://fliiby.com/file/123535/uz1wg29bel.html at 16:54
"Ducking iPhone." = http://roosterteeth.com/comics/strip.php?id=547
"I hate small towns.", "I hate latest issues.", "Oh my God I hate Canada SOO much!" = Lol Francis
Bobman:
--- Quote from: Masterlegodude on October 21, 2009, 06:13:51 AM ---User: I'm being to sincere right now.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Denmark?
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.
User: I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: What song was that?
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: I don't think I've heard that song.
--- End quote ---
Lol