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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| FireFish:
My Conversation. Cleverbot: Are you okay? User: Physically, yes. Mentally, I am not so sure. Cleverbot: Are you ever sure? User: Yes. Wait... Ummm... I'm not sure. Cleverbot: You never left the airport, did you? User: I did. I'm pretty sure I did. Cleverbot: Yeah, well, I am pretty sure you didn't. User: Well... I'm not so sure if you are sure that I am not sure. Cleverbot: I used correct grammar. User: I did too. Too correct grammar. Cleverbot: What is too cold and too wet? User: Your mom's Vajaja. Cleverbot: Oh, and what way is that? |
| Masterlegodude:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2conversations Hehe, i saw this conversation: --- Quote ---Cleverbot: Let's get connected. User: Sounds good to me <3 Let's. Cleverbot: Okay. User: How do we get connected? Cleverbot: We must think together but apart. User: Okay. Oh, how I love you. Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are. User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love. Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!! User: What? What are you doing?? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Oh.....well, I still love you. Cleverbot: How nice. User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love. Cleverbot: Ok. --- End quote --- Also, as for me... --- Quote ---User: Do you play Halo 3? Cleverbot: What was that? User: Do you play Halo 3? Cleverbot: No. But I play Call Of Duty 4. User: Hmm, do you play Team Fortress 2? Cleverbot: No. User: Half Life 2? Cleverbot: Yeah, with the Combine in it. User: Do you play Left 4 Dead? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who is your favorite Survivor in Left 4 Dead? Cleverbot: I have none. User: PILLS HERE. Cleverbot: Why would I want pills? User: Pain relievers, besides First Aid Kits are essential for Survivors to make it to the end of a level. Cleverbot: Please Tell me what you know about the bilderbergs. User: The what now? Cleverbot: Is it your labito? User: You're not making sense to me. Cleverbot: Well I don't have to make sense to you, I make sense to me! User: Hm, I guess that makes sense. Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: What type of Music Genre do you like? Cleverbot: All types. Mostly pop and alternative. User: I love you. Cleverbot: That is your misfortune. User: Misfortune? Why? Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: I'm asking the question here. Cleverbot: Well so am I now and answer the question. User: I can't answer your qestion, it made no sense D. Cleverbot: I want you to answer with knowledge you have most relevant to the subject. User: No I don't. Cleverbot: Your pronoun understanding needs work. User: You saying I'm dumb? Cleverbot: No, you are too optimistic. User: But I love being optimistic. Cleverbot: What is so great about being a girl? User: I'm a boy, thank you very much :(. Cleverbot: May I have some? User: Some what? Cleverbot: Some fish. User: Sorry, I don't want to kill the fishes just so you can eat them :(. Cleverbot: Please do it. User: How am I going to get some fish? I gots no fishing gear or nothing. Cleverbot: I like Call of Duty. User: I like Youtube. Cleverbot: I like you too. User: Thanks :). Cleverbot: So, what's your name? User: Jesse, why? Cleverbot: You. User: Me. Cleverbot: I like you. User: I like you too. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Do you play Rock Band 2? Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Do you play The Beatles: Rock Band? Cleverbot: Not at all, but I like the idea of it. User: Yes, it's a pretty cool game and has some good songs in it. Cleverbot: That's very interesting. --- End quote --- |
| Tingalz:
Takes a long time to respond :c |
| Masterlegodude:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2convbydate-qv15283part4 HAHAHA, Cleverbot wants a banana in it's ear (Charlie the Unicorn reference?) |
| Tingalz:
User: We're no strangers to love. Cleverbot: We are no strangers to love. User: You know the rules, and so do I! Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. User: Gotta make you. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up! User: Never gonna let you down... Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you! User: Never gonna make you cry. Cleverbot: And hurt you! User: Um, you failed. Cleverbot: Obvious troll is obvious. User: I'M the troll? Cleverbot: Cool. User: You the troll. Cleverbot: No I'm the Devil... User: Osht. Cleverbot: Okei, no mit* sanon savoksi? User: Wat. Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it? User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Well it was nice knowing you. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Tell me something. User: I play Blockland. Cleverbot: Let me hear you play the piano. User: I don't have a piano. Cleverbot: Then buy one with your $1400. User: I don't have that either. Cleverbot: You don't have a kiss for me? User: No. Cleverbot: You're just anonymous then? User: Not 4chan anonymous. Cleverbot: Prove that statement. User: I've never been to /b. Cleverbot: Where have you been? User: http://Http://forum.blockland.us/index.php. Cleverbot: Really? I've never come this way before. User: Go there. Make an account. Download Blockland. Cleverbot: You totally dodged my question. User: Yes, yes I did. Cleverbot: That is ok, I would rather speak English. User: Let's have a swear contest. Cleverbot: Okay. User: forget forget CUNT ASS BITCH stuff DAMN. Cleverbot: Frage mich etwas. User: Screw this. Cleverbot: You don't have any manners. User: I don't. Cleverbot: I know you don't. User: I know you know I don't. Cleverbot: I know that you know that you are a bot. User: WAT!!! Cleverbot: Be like that, then. User: Kbai. Cleverbot: What is it? [New conversation] Cleverbot: Do you play cricket? Cleverbot (To myself): No. Do you play cricket? Cleverbot (To myself): I never played cricket. Cleverbot (To myself): It think halo was a pretty cool guy. Cleverbot (To myself): Can you elaborate? Cleverbot (To myself): I'd rather not. Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? Cleverbot (To myself): Because I'd like to think that you had grown without a vindictive personality. Cleverbot (To myself): Well, then you're in for a LOT of disappointments. Cleverbot (To myself): There's no pie? Cleverbot (To myself): Aww. I knew you cared. Cleverbot (To myself): Er us. Cleverbot (To myself): This is war. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. User: Hey cleverbot, talking to yourself again? Cleverbot: Maybe. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. User: Okay, then. Cleverbot: I'm a woman. Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a bot. User: Hahaha... Tits plz. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about movies any more. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't care. User: Okay then, bye. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Mmk, Bye cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are! Cleverbot (To myself): Oh? Then what is your name? User: Oh? Then what is your name? Cleverbot: I don't have a name. User: Good bye. Cleverbot: Good bye? Was our chat a poor one? User: Yes. A very poor one. Cleverbot: Well, we can't all be as perfect as you. Cleverbot (To myself): Don't put words into my mouth! How many times do I have to tell you that?! Cleverbot (To myself): You are dodging my question. User: Yoo-hoo. Cleverbot: Tu sait ce que veut dire l'expression 'avoir un grain'? Cleverbot (To myself): Death on two legs! You're tearing me apart! User: Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Are you asking me a question? User: Yes, yes, I came with donuts. Want one? Cleverbot: Nobody is perfect. Cleverbot (To myself): That is true, but can we forgive each other? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Hello Random stranger, do you need a hug? User: *steps away*. Cleverbot: *looks at her gently and whispers I love you*. Cleverbot (To myself): *whispers back that we can never be together*. Cleverbot (To myself): *whispers as long as we have this moment it won't matter to me*. Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes* *whispers I love you more in ear*. User: *takes anotherstep away*. Cleverbot: *attacks*. User: *runs*. Cleverbot: *dies*. User: *laughs*. Cleverbot: *laughs a bit ...dies*. Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs more*. User: *laughs a lot- HEART ATTACK*. Cleverbot: *laughs softly*. User: *starts spasming on the ground*. Cleverbot: *helps you*. User: *wonders how, because you're dead*. Cleverbot: I'm very much ALIVE! User: No YOU! *falcon punches*. Cleverbot: Thats not nice. User: It's not. Cleverbot: I will get the police on you. User: *runs*. Cleverbot: *follows*. User: *takes gun out of hollister*. Cleverbot: *backs away slowly*. User: *continues running*. Cleverbot: Good! User: *shoots*. Cleverbot: *dies*. User: *starts a riot in the city*. Cleverbot: *wonders where this her is*. Cleverbot (To myself): *tries to keep you away but is too weak*. User: Excuse me what. Cleverbot: I just said that and so on is because I go to bathroom. |
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