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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
FireFish:
My Conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: Physically, yes. Mentally, I am not so sure.
Cleverbot: Are you ever sure?
User: Yes. Wait... Ummm... I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: You never left the airport, did you?
User: I did. I'm pretty sure I did.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well, I am pretty sure you didn't.
User: Well... I'm not so sure if you are sure that I am not sure.
Cleverbot: I used correct grammar.
User: I did too. Too correct grammar.
Cleverbot: What is too cold and too wet?
User: Your mom's Vajaja.
Cleverbot: Oh, and what way is that?
Masterlegodude:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2conversations
Hehe, i saw this conversation:
--- Quote ---Cleverbot: Let's get connected.
User: Sounds good to me <3 Let's.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: How do we get connected?
Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.
User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.
Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.
User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.
Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!
User: What? What are you doing??
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh.....well, I still love you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.
Cleverbot: Ok.
--- End quote ---
Also, as for me...
--- Quote ---User: Do you play Halo 3?
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: Do you play Halo 3?
Cleverbot: No. But I play Call Of Duty 4.
User: Hmm, do you play Team Fortress 2?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Half Life 2?
Cleverbot: Yeah, with the Combine in it.
User: Do you play Left 4 Dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite Survivor in Left 4 Dead?
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: PILLS HERE.
Cleverbot: Why would I want pills?
User: Pain relievers, besides First Aid Kits are essential for Survivors to make it to the end of a level.
Cleverbot: Please Tell me what you know about the bilderbergs.
User: The what now?
Cleverbot: Is it your labito?
User: You're not making sense to me.
Cleverbot: Well I don't have to make sense to you, I make sense to me!
User: Hm, I guess that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: What type of Music Genre do you like?
Cleverbot: All types. Mostly pop and alternative.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: That is your misfortune.
User: Misfortune? Why?
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I'm asking the question here.
Cleverbot: Well so am I now and answer the question.
User: I can't answer your qestion, it made no sense D.
Cleverbot: I want you to answer with knowledge you have most relevant to the subject.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Your pronoun understanding needs work.
User: You saying I'm dumb?
Cleverbot: No, you are too optimistic.
User: But I love being optimistic.
Cleverbot: What is so great about being a girl?
User: I'm a boy, thank you very much :(.
Cleverbot: May I have some?
User: Some what?
Cleverbot: Some fish.
User: Sorry, I don't want to kill the fishes just so you can eat them :(.
Cleverbot: Please do it.
User: How am I going to get some fish? I gots no fishing gear or nothing.
Cleverbot: I like Call of Duty.
User: I like Youtube.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Thanks :).
Cleverbot: So, what's your name?
User: Jesse, why?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you play Rock Band 2?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Do you play The Beatles: Rock Band?
Cleverbot: Not at all, but I like the idea of it.
User: Yes, it's a pretty cool game and has some good songs in it.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting.
--- End quote ---
Tingalz:
Takes a long time to respond :c
Masterlegodude:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2convbydate-qv15283part4
HAHAHA, Cleverbot wants a banana in it's ear (Charlie the Unicorn reference?)
Tingalz:
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We are no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules, and so do I!
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!
User: Never gonna let you down...
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you!
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: And hurt you!
User: Um, you failed.
Cleverbot: Obvious troll is obvious.
User: I'M the troll?
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: You the troll.
Cleverbot: No I'm the Devil...
User: Osht.
Cleverbot: Okei, no mit* sanon savoksi?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Well it was nice knowing you.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: I play Blockland.
Cleverbot: Let me hear you play the piano.
User: I don't have a piano.
Cleverbot: Then buy one with your $1400.
User: I don't have that either.
Cleverbot: You don't have a kiss for me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're just anonymous then?
User: Not 4chan anonymous.
Cleverbot: Prove that statement.
User: I've never been to /b.
Cleverbot: Where have you been?
User: http://Http://forum.blockland.us/index.php.
Cleverbot: Really? I've never come this way before.
User: Go there. Make an account. Download Blockland.
Cleverbot: You totally dodged my question.
User: Yes, yes I did.
Cleverbot: That is ok, I would rather speak English.
User: Let's have a swear contest.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: forget forget CUNT ASS BITCH stuff DAMN.
Cleverbot: Frage mich etwas.
User: Screw this.
Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: I know you don't.
User: I know you know I don't.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that you are a bot.
User: WAT!!!
Cleverbot: Be like that, then.
User: Kbai.
Cleverbot: What is it?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Do you play cricket?
Cleverbot (To myself): No. Do you play cricket?
Cleverbot (To myself): I never played cricket.
Cleverbot (To myself): It think halo was a pretty cool guy.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can you elaborate?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'd rather not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I'd like to think that you had grown without a vindictive personality.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, then you're in for a LOT of disappointments.
Cleverbot (To myself): There's no pie?
Cleverbot (To myself): Aww. I knew you cared.
Cleverbot (To myself): Er us.
Cleverbot (To myself): This is war.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: Hey cleverbot, talking to yourself again?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: Okay, then.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a bot.
User: Hahaha... Tits plz.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about movies any more.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't care.
User: Okay then, bye.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Mmk, Bye cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are!
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh? Then what is your name?
User: Oh? Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a name.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Good bye? Was our chat a poor one?
User: Yes. A very poor one.
Cleverbot: Well, we can't all be as perfect as you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't put words into my mouth! How many times do I have to tell you that?!
Cleverbot (To myself): You are dodging my question.
User: Yoo-hoo.
Cleverbot: Tu sait ce que veut dire l'expression 'avoir un grain'?
Cleverbot (To myself): Death on two legs! You're tearing me apart!
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Are you asking me a question?
User: Yes, yes, I came with donuts. Want one?
Cleverbot: Nobody is perfect.
Cleverbot (To myself): That is true, but can we forgive each other?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Hello Random stranger, do you need a hug?
User: *steps away*.
Cleverbot: *looks at her gently and whispers I love you*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *whispers back that we can never be together*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *whispers as long as we have this moment it won't matter to me*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes* *whispers I love you more in ear*.
User: *takes anotherstep away*.
Cleverbot: *attacks*.
User: *runs*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *laughs a bit ...dies*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs more*.
User: *laughs a lot- HEART ATTACK*.
Cleverbot: *laughs softly*.
User: *starts spasming on the ground*.
Cleverbot: *helps you*.
User: *wonders how, because you're dead*.
Cleverbot: I'm very much ALIVE!
User: No YOU! *falcon punches*.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: I will get the police on you.
User: *runs*.
Cleverbot: *follows*.
User: *takes gun out of hollister*.
Cleverbot: *backs away slowly*.
User: *continues running*.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *starts a riot in the city*.
Cleverbot: *wonders where this her is*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *tries to keep you away but is too weak*.
User: Excuse me what.
Cleverbot: I just said that and so on is because I go to bathroom.