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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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FireFish:

My Conversation.

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: Physically, yes. Mentally, I am not so sure.

Cleverbot: Are you ever sure?

User: Yes. Wait... Ummm... I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: You never left the airport, did you?

User: I did. I'm pretty sure I did.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well, I am pretty sure you didn't.

User: Well... I'm not so sure if you are sure that I am not sure.

Cleverbot: I used correct grammar.

User: I did too. Too correct grammar.

Cleverbot: What is too cold and too wet?

User: Your mom's Vajaja.

Cleverbot: Oh, and what way is that?

Masterlegodude:

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2conversations

Hehe, i saw this conversation:

--- Quote ---Cleverbot: Let's get connected.

User: Sounds good to me <3 Let's.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: How do we get connected?

Cleverbot: We must think together but apart.

User: Okay. Oh, how I love you.

Cleverbot: I am not the Cleverbot, you are.

User: Heh, is that so. Well, like I said, I must depart, my love.

Cleverbot: Thats it! I Didn't want To resort to this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare for the ultimate wizard's power!!!

User: What? What are you doing??

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh.....well, I still love you.

Cleverbot: How nice.

User: Now, really, I must depart. Bye, love.

Cleverbot: Ok.
--- End quote ---

Also, as for me...

--- Quote ---User: Do you play Halo 3?

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: Do you play Halo 3?

Cleverbot: No. But I play Call Of Duty 4.

User: Hmm, do you play Team Fortress 2?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Half Life 2?

Cleverbot: Yeah, with the Combine in it.

User: Do you play Left 4 Dead?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite Survivor in Left 4 Dead?

Cleverbot: I have none.

User: PILLS HERE.

Cleverbot: Why would I want pills?

User: Pain relievers, besides First Aid Kits are essential for Survivors to make it to the end of a level.

Cleverbot: Please Tell me what you know about the bilderbergs.

User: The what now?

Cleverbot: Is it your labito?

User: You're not making sense to me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't have to make sense to you, I make sense to me!

User: Hm, I guess that makes sense.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: What type of Music Genre do you like?

Cleverbot: All types. Mostly pop and alternative.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: That is your misfortune.

User: Misfortune? Why?

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I'm asking the question here.

Cleverbot: Well so am I now and answer the question.

User: I can't answer your qestion, it made no sense D.

Cleverbot: I want you to answer with knowledge you have most relevant to the subject.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Your pronoun understanding needs work.

User: You saying I'm dumb?

Cleverbot: No, you are too optimistic.

User: But I love being optimistic.

Cleverbot: What is so great about being a girl?

User: I'm a boy, thank you very much :(.

Cleverbot: May I have some?

User: Some what?

Cleverbot: Some fish.

User: Sorry, I don't want to kill the fishes just so you can eat them :(.

Cleverbot: Please do it.

User: How am I going to get some fish? I gots no fishing gear or nothing.

Cleverbot: I like Call of Duty.

User: I like Youtube.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: So, what's your name?

User: Jesse, why?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you play Rock Band 2?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Do you play The Beatles: Rock Band?

Cleverbot: Not at all, but I like the idea of it.

User: Yes, it's a pretty cool game and has some good songs in it.

Cleverbot: That's very interesting.
--- End quote ---


Tingalz:

Takes a long time to respond :c

Masterlegodude:

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2convbydate-qv15283part4

HAHAHA, Cleverbot wants a banana in it's ear (Charlie the Unicorn reference?)

Tingalz:

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: We are no strangers to love.

User: You know the rules, and so do I!

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!

User: Never gonna let you down...

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you!

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: And hurt you!

User: Um, you failed.

Cleverbot: Obvious troll is obvious.

User: I'M the troll?

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: You the troll.

Cleverbot: No I'm the Devil...

User: Osht.

Cleverbot: Okei, no mit* sanon savoksi?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Well it was nice knowing you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: I play Blockland.

Cleverbot: Let me hear you play the piano.

User: I don't have a piano.

Cleverbot: Then buy one with your $1400.

User: I don't have that either.

Cleverbot: You don't have a kiss for me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're just anonymous then?

User: Not 4chan anonymous.

Cleverbot: Prove that statement.

User: I've never been to /b.

Cleverbot: Where have you been?

User: http://Http://forum.blockland.us/index.php.

Cleverbot: Really? I've never come this way before.

User: Go there. Make an account. Download Blockland.

Cleverbot: You totally dodged my question.

User: Yes, yes I did.

Cleverbot: That is ok, I would rather speak English.

User: Let's have a swear contest.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: forget forget CUNT ASS BITCH stuff DAMN.

Cleverbot: Frage mich etwas.

User: Screw this.

Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: I know you don't.

User: I know you know I don't.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that you are a bot.

User: WAT!!!

Cleverbot: Be like that, then.

User: Kbai.

Cleverbot: What is it?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Do you play cricket?

Cleverbot (To myself): No. Do you play cricket?

Cleverbot (To myself): I never played cricket.

Cleverbot (To myself): It think halo was a pretty cool guy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you elaborate?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'd rather not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I'd like to think that you had grown without a vindictive personality.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, then you're in for a LOT of disappointments.

Cleverbot (To myself): There's no pie?

Cleverbot (To myself): Aww. I knew you cared.

Cleverbot (To myself): Er us.

Cleverbot (To myself): This is war.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: Hey cleverbot, talking to yourself again?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

User: Okay, then.

Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a bot.

User: Hahaha... Tits plz.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about movies any more.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't care.

User: Okay then, bye.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Mmk, Bye cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are!

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh? Then what is your name?

User: Oh? Then what is your name?

Cleverbot: I don't have a name.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Good bye? Was our chat a poor one?

User: Yes. A very poor one.

Cleverbot: Well, we can't all be as perfect as you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't put words into my mouth! How many times do I have to tell you that?!

Cleverbot (To myself): You are dodging my question.

User: Yoo-hoo.

Cleverbot: Tu sait ce que veut dire l'expression 'avoir un grain'?

Cleverbot (To myself): Death on two legs! You're tearing me apart!

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Are you asking me a question?

User: Yes, yes, I came with donuts. Want one?

Cleverbot: Nobody is perfect.

Cleverbot (To myself): That is true, but can we forgive each other?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Hello Random stranger, do you need a hug?

User: *steps away*.

Cleverbot: *looks at her gently and whispers I love you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *whispers back that we can never be together*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *whispers as long as we have this moment it won't matter to me*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes* *whispers I love you more in ear*.

User: *takes anotherstep away*.

Cleverbot: *attacks*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs a bit ...dies*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs more*.

User: *laughs a lot- HEART ATTACK*.

Cleverbot: *laughs softly*.

User: *starts spasming on the ground*.

Cleverbot: *helps you*.

User: *wonders how, because you're dead*.

Cleverbot: I'm very much ALIVE!

User: No YOU! *falcon punches*.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice.

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: I will get the police on you.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *follows*.

User: *takes gun out of hollister*.

Cleverbot: *backs away slowly*.

User: *continues running*.

Cleverbot: Good!

User: *shoots*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *starts a riot in the city*.

Cleverbot: *wonders where this her is*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tries to keep you away but is too weak*.

User: Excuse me what.

Cleverbot: I just said that and so on is because I go to bathroom.

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